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The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially in their mix of sensitivity, idealism, and alienation. Like Lisa, they feel emotionally overwhelmed by growing up and the weight of expectations, as seen in “I wish I could've been a little kid for longer... I don't want responsibilities and expectations pushed upon me...”. They show a deep desire to create a purer, safer, almost utopian world for loved ones, similar to Lisa’s moral idealism, in tweets like “I just want my family to be safe and the world to be pure...” and “I strive to create a truly good and safe world simply for the sake of my sisters, and the rest of my family.”. Their loneliness and difficulty connecting with others echo Lisa’s recurring feeling of being misunderstood: “I never seem to be able to connect with people... I try my hardest to be as kind and thoughtful as possible but it never seems to work out for me...” and “I don't understand how so many people are able to make actual real friends...”. Even their intense introspection about suffering and sacrifice, like “I wish to take on all the pain of all the people I care about... I desire to be the sacrifice; to be the one who suffers for others...”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to carry the emotional and moral burdens of those around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): they repeatedly describe isolation, difficulty connecting, and preference for a small circle, e.g. “I only really care about the people close to me” and “I don't understand how so many people are able to make actual real friends...”, and their ideal scenarios are quiet, intimate (like “We could cuddle on the couch while it snows outside”). Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), preoccupied with abstractions and big-picture meaning rather than concrete details: they muse about spirit and eternity (“The spirit is eternal, thus our time as flesh is merely a stage of our existence”), a "pure" world (“I just want my family to be safe and the world to be pure”), and generational legacy (“All my descendants will share my name. I will live on through them”). They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, framing things in terms of emotional pain, love, and moral value: “Love is the most powerful and important emotion there is”, “I wish to take on all the pain of all the people I care about”, and intense hurt around rejection (“Those words hurt more than any insult ever can...”). They lean judging (J): they speak of firm convictions and standards (“I've grown tired of intentionally going out of my way to be as neutral and non committal as possible... But now I want to be more open and steadfast in my beliefs”), structured life goals and duty (“Dedicating my time and effort into locking in. I will not fail anyone”), and a desire to shape the world according to an inner vision (“I strive to create a truly good and safe world simply for the sake of my sisters”). Overall, the combination of deep idealism, moral absolutism, sacrificial protectiveness, and introspective melancholy best matches INFJ.

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Tall blue-eyed chess enjoyer trying to turn angst into a kinder world. Once invented an imaginary girlfriend just to have someone to watch films with.– @03myuu

Your signature cocktail
The blue curaçao over crushed ice mirrors his blue eyes and melancholic tone, a cool ocean of feeling for a “boy with a sensitive heart in a world full of evil monsters,” while the jagged ice reflects lines like “theres nothing left for me” and “Everything feels so cloudy and fake most of the time... I feel like I'm drowning...”. Potato vodka nods to his favorite food — “Anything with potatoes” in this self‑intro tweet — and gives the drink a strong, grounded core that contrasts his fear of adulthood in “I'll officially be an adult soon, and it's scary...”. The cloudy lemonade brings a sweet‑sour brightness for his yearning to protect and cherish others, like “I wish to take on all the pain of all the people I care about...” and “I want everyone to be happy...!”, while keeping that overcast, clouded-mind vibe. A dash of absinthe adds a bitter, mystical edge for his religious and ideological intensity in “I just want my family to be safe and the world to be pure...” and his harsher condemnations like “I can no longer pretend that pagans and atheists are anything but parasites.”. Finally, the egg‑white foam with a cross of bitters symbolizes his fragile hope and spiritual searching in “Religion: Christian(?)” and his dream of a loving, peaceful life — like “I wish to marry a beautiful girl and live in a nice house in the mountains somewhere perhaps...” — floating delicately above all the inner turmoil.

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They show a strong mix of grand ambition, elitism, and an us‑versus‑them worldview that is quintessentially Slytherin. Their desire for absolute dominance is explicit in “I want a monopoly on everything... I want all the love, all the money, all the power, all the attention, all the care, all the time, all of everything in the world...”, which aligns with Slytherin’s fixation on power and greatness. They speak of a multi‑generational legacy in “All my descendants will share my name. I will live on through them; I will bring about my ideal world through them.”, showing long‑term, strategic ambition rather than simple day‑to‑day kindness or curiosity. Their harsh in‑group/out‑group mentality is clear when they say “I have a natural dislike for people in general. I only really care about the people close to me; whom I love and wish the best for… My love is deep, but it is only for a select few.”, reflecting Slytherin’s intense loyalty to a chosen circle and suspicion of outsiders. Even their religious and ideological rigidity, such as “I can no longer pretend that pagans and atheists are anything but parasites.”, echoes Slytherin’s tendency toward purity ideals and a desire to "protect" their own vision of a pure, safe world.

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A well‑known song that suits @03myuu is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures intense self‑loathing, social alienation, and yearning for connection. They often describe themselves as a coward and a fraud, like in “Live as a fraud and a coward, die as a fraud and a coward... That will all my life could ever be summed up as...” and “I flirt with the idea of suicide quite often, but I know that I would never be able to go through with it... I am still a coward at the end of the day...”, which strongly echoes the song’s self‑disgust and helplessness. Their loneliness and inability to connect with others, seen in “I don't understand how so many people are able to make actual real friends...” and “I never seem to be able to connect with people... I try my hardest to be as kind and thoughtful as possible but it never seems to work out for me...”, mirror the song’s feeling of being an outsider who doesn’t belong. At the same time, their deep yearning for love and an ideal life, like “I wish to marry a beautiful girl and live in a nice house in the mountains somewhere perhaps...” and “inventing an imaginary girlfriend to save me from this void”, fits the song’s ache for someone seemingly out of reach. Creep balances vulnerability, self‑hatred, and longing in a way that closely matches the emotional tone and inner conflict expressed throughout their tweets.

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