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Your Simpsons character
Victor embodies the 'sad boy' energy and frequent romantic misfortunes of Milhouse, often oscillating between deep melancholy and a desire to be 'cool.' He frequently expresses a sense of being an unlucky protagonist, stating, “I think I'm a sad clown” and lamenting his failed attempts at happiness. Much like Milhouse’s desperate search for love, Victor posts dramatic reflections on his heartbreaks, such as “Will I still be able to become a father? Will I be a good father?” and “Does loving too much sometimes hurt so much?”. Despite his existential dread, he tries to maintain a tough exterior through hobbies, though he admits that “Life is much tastier when you only worry about cars, games and miniatures”. Ultimately, his mix of pessimism and a constant need for external validation makes him the perfect match for the Simpsons’ most lovable underdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
Victor exhibits Introversion (I) through his frequent mentions of social fatigue and a desire for isolation, notably stating “Zero social battery, only accepting car and money subjects today”. His focus on concrete hobbies like cars, video games, and mechanics, such as celebrating the “return of his GLA” from the shop, aligns with the Sensing (S) preference for tangible interests. He leans toward Feeling (F), as his feed is dominated by raw emotional expression and song lyrics about heartbreak, admitting “I think I'm a sad clown”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is seen in his spontaneous and reactive nature, often tweeting about “unpredictable destiny” and fluctuating moods rather than structured plans.

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Obsessed with cars, gearboxes, and GTA San Andreas. Between repairing my GLA and avoiding 'ego wars,' I’m just trying to stay sane. A guy of luck and cars.– @062vitaum

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This cocktail is a volatile mix for someone whose life revolves around the garage and the gaming headset, perfectly captured in his admission that “life is much more delicious when you only worry about cars, games and miniatures”. The smoky base represents his mechanical obsession, specifically the “GLA” he loves despite almost selling it out of anger. The bitterness reflects his frequent brushes with romantic existentialism and “war of ego”, while the strong alcohol content honors his rare but intense sessions where he “felt the taste of alcohol” and decided to retire. It’s a drink for a “sad clown” who knows “the track is hot” and prefers to fly solo.

Your Hogwarts House
Victor exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes cynical approach to life that aligns with Slytherin values. He emphasizes individual ambition and material success, stating that his “business is cars and money” and finding solace in luxury, such as when he claims he needs to “buy a BMW” to cure his depression. His resourcefulness and focus on his own path are evident in his belief that “flying alone is easier” and his warning to others not to “look for me anywhere else”. Ultimately, his focus on personal status, cars, and a calculated social presence reveals a personality driven by self-interest and a desire for control over his own narrative.

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Victor’s profile is deeply rooted in the idea of automotive escape as a remedy for emotional turbulence, as seen in his bio “that car will save you”. Much like the song's theme of driving away to find a better life, he admits that “the life is much tastier when you only worry about cars” and often uses his vehicles to cope with his frequent “whirlwind of thoughts impossible to silence”. Despite his struggles with loneliness and the feeling that “flying alone is easier”, he remains focused on the hope of a fresh start, even jokingly suggesting he is “depressed, I need to buy a BMW”. Ultimately, Fast Car mirrors his cycle of seeking salvation through speed and the internal conflict of wanting to “disappear from everything” while searching for a sense of belonging.

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