Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends and women, e.g. “Nesses dias, ando muito feliz tudo por causa de vocês, pessoas que eu n vou falar o nome” and “I ❤ mulheres em geral”.
- Self-aware: Open about identity and emotional growth, like discovering being agender and pan in “tenho 3 melhores amigos; coloquei um fim numa relação que estava tóxica e me descobri agenero e pan”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, irreverent jokes in many posts, for example “Eu trai... Eu pensei que eu seria diferente... Eu assisti sozinho a série que eu ia assistir com a minha amiga” and “9x9 é 64💔”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for hobbies and media, like “Eu odeio gostar de algo... eu tenho que fazer de tudo. Eu realmente to cogitando tatuar um filme na minha alma”.
- Resilient: Acknowledges pain but keeps moving forward, e.g. leaving a toxic relationship in “Eu menti, eu percebi o quanto você era egoísta e tóxica e como eu me sentia mal com você” and then later celebrating feeling happier in “Nestes dias, ando muito contente com q vida”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional_volatility: Shifts between happiness and despair, e.g. “Nestes dias, ando muito contente com q vida” contrasted with posts like “Bosta 💩 morram todos”.
- Harsh_language: Frequently uses aggressive or insulting phrasing, such as “Bosta 💩 morram todos” and “tu quer é guardar piroca nessa tua bunda”.
- Romantic_fixation: Often fixated on exes and idealized love, for example “Tá chegando o aniversário dela💔” and “as vezes... vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada”.
- Self-destructive_humor: Uses jokes with dark or self-harming tone, like “A carta de suicídio sai as meia noite” and calling social media “inferno” in “1 ano de estadia no inferno!!!”.
- Conflict_prone: Shows strong irritation and confrontational tone toward others’ opinions, e.g. “Odeio pessoas que não lêem a porra do mangá... amigo, tudo que eu falei para vc eu vi no mangá, porra” and “Baseado em q? 🤣 na porra do mangá?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, dramatic, and very online. Like Lisa, they swing between idealism and bitterness, going from hopeful posts about friends and self-discovery like “Nestes dias, ando muito contente com q vida; tenho 3 melhores amigos; coloquei um fim numa relação que estava tóxica e me descobri agenero e pan” to dark humor such as “A carta de suicídio sai as meia noite”. They’re passionate about media and fandoms in a very nerdy, analytical way, e.g. long rants about Jujutsu Kaisen and posts like “Odeio pessoas que não lêem a porra do mangá… 'amigo, tudo que eu falei para vc eu vi no mangá, porra'”, which mirrors Lisa’s over-investment in books and causes. There’s also a strong moral/emotional core under the sarcasm: they gush about women and love in posts like “I ❤ mulheres em geral” and “As vezes, me bate uma vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada… Eu quero mandar textos as 3 da manhã falando que eu to doido para ver ela”. Finally, their self-aware melancholy and sense of isolation, seen in tweets like “como o gege diria: 'acho que eu posso entender a solidão do mais velho'”, strongly evokes Lisa’s mix of maturity, loneliness, and drama.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly mention and celebrate friends and social life, e.g. enjoying not chasing romance but “just loving my friendships… and socializing” in “To amando não estar apaixonado por ninguém; não estar buscando um relacionamento, apenas amando minhas amizades, meus hobbies, minhas series favoritas e estar socializando”, and they frequently interact via quotes, jokes, and shared fandoms. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they dramatize feelings into metaphors and narratives, like “Ela era poesia e eu analfabeto.” and the elaborate romantic scenario about a keychain in “Atualmente, acredito com todas as minhas forças que eu vou encontrar o amor da minha vida depois de comprar um chaveiro de frieren…”, focusing more on story and symbolism than plain facts. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: emotions, relationships and values dominate, such as processing a toxic relationship in “Eu menti, eu percebi o quanto você era egoísta e tóxica e como eu me sentia mal com você.” and craving deep mutual love in “As vezes, me bate uma vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada…”, even though they express it with blunt, joking language. Their spontaneity and flexible lifestyle suggest Perceiving (P): they talk about irregular sleep, impulse decisions and feelings, like “Eu tenho q começar a regular meu sono... Eu elogiei minha amiga (inimiga)💔”, and they react in the moment to media, crushes, and moods rather than emphasizing plans or structure. Taken together—highly social, imaginative, emotion-driven, and spontaneous—ENFP best fits their online personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d marry a dragon like the donkey from Shrek… good news: I hoard women, Spotify premium playlists and JJK theories. When do I move into your swamp?
- You: ‘how can someone not like curly‑haired girls?’ Me: exactly, that’s why I’m here applying to be your favorite cachos appreciator and full‑time fêmea alfa sidekick.
- You discovered you’re agender and pan, love women in general, and still dream about being totally submissive to your girlfriend at 3 a.m… I volunteer as the girlfriend, but I might worship you more than you worship me.
- You said you’re written by Gege Akutami and have sibling issues; I’m clearly written by a romance author who got drunk watching Jujutsu Kaisen. Crossover idea: we trauma‑dump together and then kiss to Anitta at 3 a.m.
- You celebrated one year ‘in hell’ on X, cry over JJK panels, thirst over Loki and call shark‑filled oceans romantic… you’re clearly a chaos deity. Can I be the little blood‑offering who holds your hand during horror movies and buys you the damn miojo flavor you wanted?
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Your new Twitter bio
Agender pan geek from Xitão Xitão Xororó📍 | Anime arcs, Stranger Things marathons & late-night thoughts | Once cheated… by watching the show without her– @0_KnicK_0
Your signature cocktail
Alpha Twink Redpill Spritz
This cocktail mixes loud confidence with chaotic softness, just like someone who calls themself “a fêmea alfa” and lives on redpill jokes in their bio. The cachaça strawberry base channels their horny, sapphic energy and devotion to women from posts like “I ❤ mulheres em geral” and “Por mais pessoas assim no mundo, sobra mais para a gente que ama molheres👅”. Sparkling rosé reflects their sentimental, romantic side in tweets such as “As vezes, me bate uma vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada” and their poetic love lines like “Ela era poesia e eu analfabeto.”. Matcha syrup nods to their love of green and creativity from “verde é, sim, uma cor criativa. Vejo uma pessoa com o cabelo verde, já imagino uma vida toda com ela”, while the red energy drink mirrors their dramatic mood swings and dark humor in posts such as “A carta de suicídio sai as meia noite” and “Bosta 💩 morram todos”. The blood-red glitter rim is inspired by their goth-vamp vibe from “Meu skincare é de sangue, porra🦇” and their love of being a little extra, like celebrating a year on the platform with “Eba!!! Hoje comemoro 1 ano de estadia no inferno!!! #MeuAniversárioNoX”. Strong, sparkling, a bit bitter and very dramatic, the Alpha Twink Redpill Spritz is made to be sipped while ranting about Jujutsu Kaisen and flirting with every woman in the room.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center friendships, emotional bonds, and simple joys rather than power or prestige, which leans strongly Hufflepuff. They celebrate being content with friends and hobbies instead of chasing romance in “To amando não estar apaixonado por ninguém; não estar buscando um relacionamento, apenas amando minhas amizades, meus hobbies, minhas series favoritas e estar socializando”, and show gratitude for specific friends in “Nesses dias, ando muito feliz tudo por causa de vocês, pessoas que eu n vou falar o nome(peti, corujuju e kurosz”. Their loyalty is clear when they talk about wanting to be a devoted, almost self-effacing partner in “As vezes, me bate uma vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada. Imagina, vc amar ela, e ela te amar, isso me faz amar ela ainda mais”. They also show patient self-reflection and a wish for healthier relationships in “Nestes dias, ando muito contente com q vida; tenho 3 melhores amigos; coloquei um fim numa relação que estava tóxica e me descobri agenero e pan”. While they have sharp humor and some Slytherin-esque bite, their core values revolve around affection, loyalty, and appreciation of others, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Girls - girl in red
A song that fits them best is Girls by girl in red, because so many of their tweets center around loving women in an openly queer, playful way. They literally say “I ❤ mulheres em geral” and describe heaven on earth as appreciating how beautiful women are in a tweet like “Amo como mulheres são as coisas mais belas do mundo, não é por menos que anjos são representados como muieres”. Their pan and agender identity is explicitly mentioned in “me descobri agenero e pan”, aligning well with the song’s unapologetic sapphic energy. The teasing, sexual humor also matches lines like “Por mais pessoas assim no mundo, sobra mais para a gente que ama molheres👅” and “Amo tubarões, eu super sangraria perto de um👅”, echoing the song’s flirty, obsessive crush tone. Finally, their mix of sentimentality and emotional intensity in tweets such as “As vezes, me bate uma vontade de namorar e ser totalmente submissa a minha namorada” mirrors the longing and emotional charge in Girls’ lyrics.
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