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Your Simpsons character
The user is most similar to Lisa Simpson, particularly Lisa’s darker, more self-critical episodes. Like Lisa, they are highly self-analytical and harsh on themselves, calling themselves a bad person with lines like “At a certain point I just have to accept that I'm a horrible person.” Lisa often feels like she doesn’t fit in or is fundamentally flawed, which matches tweets such as “I embarrass myself just by existing it's so awful I hate being me”. The user also shows intense overthinking and logical framing of their pain, e.g. “I'm suicidal but not in a depressed way. Like, suicide is the logical solution to my problems.”, similar to Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her emotions. Their sense of being trapped and unheard – “I'm so sick of trying to be 'sick enough'... Why doesnt anyone care?” – mirrors Lisa’s recurring feelings that her needs and suffering are invisible to her family and the world. Even their physical and emotional exhaustion, like “I feel like a walking corpse. I get tired walking around the house and extremely weak if I try any form of physical activity.”, resonates with Lisa’s episodes where her sensitivity and intelligence become a burden she feels she can’t escape.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they repeatedly describe isolation and fear of going outside, e.g. “I'm not allowed outside. I wanna go outside. I haven't been outside in a while. I hate being stuck in this house.” and “Wdym I'm too scared to go to the store I live directly next to????”, and they focus heavily on their inner world rather than social events. They lean intuition (N) over sensing: while they share concrete body/food details, they constantly jump to global, abstract conclusions about life and self, such as “I don't have a dream life because any life I'm alive in feels like a nightmare” and framing suicide as a “logical solution” in “suicide is the logical solution to my problems. Everything in my life is pointing towards suicide being the correct answer.”, which shows pattern-seeking and meaning-making rather than just data. Their values and intense emotional self-judgment point strongly to feeling (F): they obsess over being a “horrible person” in “At a certain point I just have to accept that I'm a horrible person… I'm just like this.” and feel overwhelming guilt about food in “I promised I would eat healthier. I even asked my mom to get me fruit :( I feel so guilty”, which centers worth and emotion more than detached logic. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their eating and self-harm patterns are cyclical, impulsive, and self-described as chaotic, e.g. “It's just a cycle of overeating and pacing” and “Taking 3 laxatives to cancel out the binge because that's totally how it works”, showing poor follow-through on plans like “I'm raising my limit up to my tdee (1600) for the rest of the month to avoid binging.”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, self-loathing filtered through ideals of being “sick enough” (“Am I sick enough yet? Am I sick enough to get help?”), and a somewhat scattered, reactive lifestyle aligns best with INFP rather than more structured NF types like INFJ.

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15 • chronic overthinker with a yogurt addiction • draws, rants, survives • once ate 750g of yogurt for ‘science’ and called it dinner– @0calorieyogurt

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The 0-Calorie Heartquake starts with sugar-free raspberry soda for their yogurt-and-sweets obsession and calorie counting, echoing posts like “Just omaded 750g of yogurt. 55g of protein for 670 cals.” and “My mom got a loaf of bread and it's 115 cals per slice.”. A sharp espresso shot captures the jittery exhaustion and racing thoughts behind “I was lying down and my heart rate was 120.” and “I feel like a walking corpse. I get tired walking around the house…”. The splash of tonic water adds bitterness for their self-directed cruelty and logical-suicide musings like “I'm suicidal but not in a depressed way. Like, suicide is the logical solution to my problems.”. A twist of grapefruit peel brings a sour, citrus edge that fits the body-hate tang of “My thighs are so fat it genuinely makes me feel sick.” and the frustration of “I hate clothes sizes. Wdym this xs shirt is too big and these large shorts are too small?”. Finally, an edible glitter rim reflects their creative, dramatic flair and Halloween-core vibes, shining through even in darkness with posts like “Idc if it's only august the halloween season is starting now.” and the self-aware humor of “Why are so many of u following this acc 😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a persistent analytical, self‑observing streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly quantify and calculate—TDEE, BMI, calories, projections—like in “According to justcico I'll be bmi 16.8 by the end of September if I stay under 1100 everyday” and “I ran out of lax nooooooooooo” where the whole feed treats their body and intake as a math problem. There’s also a love of tracking and experimenting with numbers and tools—wanting a body fat caliper in “Some day I'm gonna get one of those body fat caliper things so I can actually know” and planning to steal a scale to get more precise data in “In a few days I'm gonna steal my mom's money, sneak out, and buy a weight scale from the store we live next to”. Their self‑critical, overthinking style has the classic Ravenclaw tendency to dissect their own mind and behavior, as seen in “At a certain point I just have to accept that I'm a horrible person. There's nothing more to it. No trauma, no abusive family. I'm just like this.”. While there are elements of Slytherin (calculated restriction, rule‑bending) and Hufflepuff (occasional concern for others and family), the dominant pattern is cerebral: they turn everything—including suffering—into something to measure, compare, and think about, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits Cynder is Creep by Radiohead, because so much of their posting revolves around intense self‑loathing and feeling fundamentally wrong. They say things like "I embarrass myself just by existing it's so awful I hate being me" and "At a certain point I just have to accept that I'm a horrible person. There's nothing more to it.", which echo the song’s core line, “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?”. The song’s themes of alienation and not fitting in align with their feeling like a "walking corpse" and being trapped inside, as in "I'm not allowed outside. I wanna go outside… I hate being stuck in this house.". Creep also carries a quiet, despairing energy that matches their frequent suicidal ideation, like "I don't want to but I think I might have to kill myself." and "The only escape is suicide". Overall, the song’s combination of vulnerability, self‑disgust, and longing to be someone else mirrors the way they talk about their body, mind, and life across their tweets.

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