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Your Simpsons character
They match best with Lisa Simpson: emotional, outspoken, smart, and deeply principled. Like Lisa, they care a lot about ethics and social issues, calling out ableism in “na minha opinião chamar alguém de retardado é capacitismo sim” and criticizing people who flirt with those in relationships in “queria falar pra vocês pararem de dar em cima de pessoas que claramente namoram”. Their passionate, sometimes dramatic tone (e.g. “porra de curso fudido me deixa viver eu não quero trabalhar” and “TO CANSADA DE TRABALHAR”) fits Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely and speak up. They’re also very loving and idealistic in relationships, constantly gushing about their girlfriend in tweets like “bom dia eu amo minha namorada” and “tratar minha namorada igual bebe eh muito bom”, mirroring Lisa’s big heart and loyalty. Finally, their mix of fandom brain, overthinking, and frustration with others (for example “as pessoas me perdem muito fácil”) aligns well with Lisa’s blend of intelligence, sensitivity, and frequent exasperation with the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted (E) energy: they constantly interact with moots and their girlfriend, celebrate fandom moments loudly, and crave engagement, e.g. “devolvam meu engajamento sem ele eu nao sou karinyu de verdade” and “EU AMO FALAR DA MINHA NAMORADA PRAS PESSOAS”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they dramatize, exaggerate, and spin situations into emotional narratives rather than sticking to dry facts, like “queria poder engravidar minha namorada” and the imaginative fan/emotional reactions such as “SA SA SA SA SA SA KAKEGURUI MASHOOO”. They are highly Feeling (F): most tweets center on love, anger, hurt, and protectiveness over idols and partner, for instance “odeio que machuquem ela odeio muito” and “na minha opinião chamar alguém de retardado é capacitismo sim” which shows value-based judgments. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P) with a spontaneous, chaotic vibe: frequent mood swings, impulsive rants, and little evidence of structured planning, like “hoje acordei com uma vontade de ser escrota” and constant icon/account changes such as “to me sentindo a menina giulia mudando de icon toda hora”. Altogether, the outward emotional expressiveness, imaginative dramatic flair, value-driven reactions, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle fit ENFP best.

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Professional over-thinker, part-time K‑pop enthusiast. Once tried to tweet about my girlfriend’s beauty and she literally caught me mid-sentence.– @0jeongie

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The peach soju is for the soft, romantic core and their love-drunk devotion to their girlfriend, always gushing things like “bom dia eu amo minha namorada” and “eu amo tanto ela que até doi”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sweet-but-bitter vibe, mirroring their mood swings between affection and hurt when they say things like “logo logo você vai me perder se continuar assim”. Spicy ginger syrup represents their explosive, foul-mouthed rants and protective streak, as in “oh suas putinhas armys parem de falar da juridico que ces tao me estressando suas vagabundas” and the iconic “NAO NAMORO MESMO MORTE A TODOS OS PENIS”. The sparkling yuzu soda is their chaotic K‑pop/anime fangirl energy, screaming over idols like in “MEU DEUS PODE VIR SAE PODE VIRRRRR” and “WINRINA E SEULRENE PORRAAAAAAAA”. Finally, the edible glitter sugar rim captures their dramatic online persona and obsession with engagement, shimmering like the timeline they beg to revive in “devolvam meu engajamento sem ele eu nao sou karinyu de verdade”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are loud emotional intensity, protectiveness, and a tendency to charge straight at conflict, all of which align strongly with Gryffindor. They repeatedly go on the offensive when someone harms people they care about, e.g. defending idols and fictional faves with lines like “sua vagabunda você eh muito nojenta meu olha o que você fez com meu menino jay caso você não saiba ele tem um namorado chamado jungwon sua coisa ruim” and “odeio que machuquem ela odeio muito”, showing fiery, confrontational courage. They’re also outspoken about their beliefs and ethics, calling out ableist language in “na minha opinião chamar alguém de retardado é capacitismo sim” and lecturing others to respect relationships in “já que entraram nesse tópico queria falar pra vocês pararem de dar em cima de pessoas que claramente namoram”, which reflects a moral-boldness typical of Gryffindor. Their impulsive, dramatic emotional swings—like “hoje acordei com uma vontade de ser escrota” and the extreme, visceral disgust in “eu acho que sou a pessoa que mais tem nojo de homem puta que pariu só de ver um dá vontade de abrir meu pescoço”—show someone who feels everything loudly and acts on it in the moment, another classic Gryffindor hallmark. While they are clearly very loyal and romantic toward their girlfriend, as in “bom dia eu amo minha namorada” and “ninguém nunca vai tratar ela melhor do que eu”, the overall picture is less gentle Hufflepuff and more fiercely protective, outspoken, and combative—firmly in Gryffindor territory.

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A fitting song for @0jeongie is Good 4 U by Olivia Rodrigo, because it matches their mix of chaotic energy, intense feelings, and dramatic reactions. They swing quickly between pure affection and sharp anger, like when they gush “eu amo tanto ela que até doi” but also snap “nem começa sua vadia fudida”. The song’s theme of emotional overload and sarcastic rage resonates with tweets such as “queria todos os homens enterrados ja” and “NAO NAMORO MESMO MORTE A TODOS OS PENIS”. At the same time, their obsessive, dramatic love for their girlfriend — “bom dia eu amo minha namorada” and “tratar minha namorada igual bebe eh muito bom” — mirrors the song’s intensity when it comes to relationships. Overall, Good 4 U captures their loud, emotional, sometimes unhinged way of processing love, jealousy, and frustration.

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