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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, philosophical, politically aware, and oscillating between hope and despair. Like Lisa, they overthink reality and systems, questioning technology and power in tweets like “a desesperança é a ideia mais perigosa hj” and “a real é q a tecnologia ta tao foda q se quiserem fazer qualquer coiisa com a gente eles podem”. There’s also a strong spiritual and metaphysical streak—very Lisa discovering Buddhism or dabbling in philosophy—in posts such as “deus é um conceito cientifico” and “carl jung _ deus _ arquetipos _ mente coletiva”. Their tweets mix moral seriousness with edgy, sometimes crass humor, similar to Lisa’s blend of idealism and sarcasm, for example “eu OFICIALMENTE defendo o empirismo e sou PRÓ ciencia” right next to chaotic posts like “PUTA QUE PARIU eu PRECISO de um MACHADO”. Finally, their sense of being an outsider, trans identity, and feeling historically significant in a collapsing system—“eu sou trans” and “eu ficaria mto brava se eu n fosse uma figura historica agr”—echo Lisa’s perennial role as the hyper-aware, alienated conscience of the show.

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They show strong Extraversion: they openly perform their thoughts and emotions online, switching personas and talking about attention and public image, e.g. “dps eu q quero chama atenção 🙄” and self‑mythologizing as a public figure in “eu ficaria mto brava se eu n fosse uma figura historica agr”. Their timeline is dominated by Intuition—abstract, big‑picture ideas about technology, metaphysics, conspiracies, and symbolism, such as “a natureza das plantas devia ser o guia filosofico pra humanidade”, “deus é um conceito cientifico”, and speculative AI/Matrix takes in “algo como matrix é o mais plausivel pra mim agr”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: values, identity, and emotional stances are foregrounded—defending trans people with a personal, affective edge in “n poderia me importar menos com oq tu acha de gente trans gay fodase mas se tocar em mim tu vai tomar”, or reflecting on self‑worth and despair in “a desesperança é a ideia mais perigosa hj”. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: chaotic spontaneity, rapid perspective shifts, and lack of structured planning show up in tweets like “cansei do roleplay”, “troquei de lado fodase”, and their free‑flowing, impulsive goals such as “eu serei a resppnsavel por legalizarem drogas psicodelicas em todo o mundo”. Altogether, the highly expressive, idea‑driven, value‑heavy, and improvisational style best fits ENFP.

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Trans rapper, empiricist & chaos enthusiast. Once prayed for Elon, still arguing about aliens. Here for philosophy, games, and mildly unhinged optimism.– @0mnichrdecstasy

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee for the chaotic Brazilian philosophizing vibe, powered by lines like “a teoria da conspiração q mais acredito é q a solução vem do brasil” and “eu OFICIALMENTE defendo o empirismo e sou PRÓ ciencia”. A hit of red energy drink channels the manic, apocalíptica timeline energy of “CAOS” and “FOGO FOGO FOGO FOGO”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, self-aware acidity that mirrors tweets like “no fim é auto ódio” and “ok gente estarei me dando a devida desimportancia”. Guaraná syrup keeps it sweet, wired, and distinctly BR, echoing the love of internet/fortnite/pandemia era in “era de pandemia e fortnite pocou” and the MDMA utopia of “quero lugares aconchegantes com redes e musica vibe em todas as esquinas”. Finally, an activated charcoal and edible glitter rim makes it look like holy void-core, nodding to the god-complex arc in “EU SOU DEUS” and the techno-dread of “algo como matrix é o mais plausivel pra mim agr”. Strong, a bit bitter, very experimental—this is the drink you order right before tweeting “o mundo é belo e deus esta em nós” and then “eu n acredito mais em deus” three sips later.

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This user shows strong Slytherin traits of volatility, self‑preservation, and ruthless ambition. They explicitly embrace extreme self‑defense and retaliation, saying about transphobia: “n poderia me importar menos com oq tu acha de gente trans gay fodase mas se tocar em mim tu vai tomar” and warning that if their group is persecuted by authorities, “vamo ter mais problema ainda” in this tweet, which reflects a very Slytherin "don’t start a fight, but I’ll finish it" instinct. Their ambition and desire for power are evident in claims like “eu serei a resppnsavel por legalizarem drogas psicodelicas em todo o mundo” and even the grandiose “EU SOU DEUS”, suggesting a drive to reshape the world on their own terms. They also show a pragmatic, almost cynical view of systems and power: “a real é q a tecnologia ta tao foda q se quiserem fazer qualquer coiisa com a gente eles podem n tem mais barreira a n ser a moral deles la de cima ou o nosso valor pra algo q eles precisam..”, which fits Slytherin’s awareness of hierarchies and survival within them. While there are flashes of curiosity and philosophy (e.g., “qual a forma correta de usar uma mente humana?”), the dominant pattern is ambitious, combative, and self‑protective rather than purely intellectual or loyal, aligning them most closely with Slytherin.

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The chaotic, dystopian and existential vibe of Paranoid Android fits them well. They oscillate between spiritual grandiosity and doubt, calling themselves “EU SOU DEUS” while also saying “eu n acredito mais em deus”, which mirrors the song’s fractured, unstable perspective. Their fascination with collapsing systems and control – “o sistema vai morrer (ele ja morreu” and fears about tech and elites like “a tecnologia ta tao foda q se quiserem fazer qualquer coiisa com a gente eles podem” – echoes the song’s paranoid socio‑political anxiety. The mix of dark humor, aggression, and despair in posts like “quero praticar violencia extrema” and “a desesperança é a ideia mais perigosa hj” matches the song’s progression from alienation to explosive emotional release. Overall, they project the same sense of being hyper‑aware, overstimulated, and slightly unhinged in a world that feels wrong, which is exactly the emotional core of Paranoid Android.

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