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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, prankster energy and a love of edgy humor. Their tweets lean heavily into mischief and mock-evil theatrics, like “10 likes and i genuinely will do something of evil natire” and “i’ve committed my evil act for today #thankglowstick”, which mirror Bart’s constant scheming and harmless villain persona. The loud, absurd memes such as “popped 2 tabs and now i’m geeked” and “how barbers be after fuckin yo shit up” fit Bart’s love of slapstick, jokes, and exaggeration. Their irreverence toward authority and world events, seen in posts like “Breaking news heath ledger is dead” and “dear kend(pickle)rick lamar, i did not mean to be peophel i did not know they where miners your sinsetly drake”, echoes Bart’s tendency to treat serious topics with juvenile satire. At the same time, occasional flashes of sincerity such as “i love sum of yall mane” resemble Bart’s rare but real moments of affection beneath the clowning.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly interact with others, tag friends, and play to an audience with bits like “guys let’s start a podcast”, public teasing (“ur lowkey washed @LeonGids”), and exaggerated self-presentation (“this is the greatest account on this app”). Their humor is highly associative, surreal, and reference-heavy, pointing to Intuition: they riff on memes and abstract ideas rather than concrete details, e.g. “auramaxxing irl so i can schitzotweetmaxx online” and the mock-philosophical “Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.”. Their style is blunt and irreverent, valuing edge and irony over harmony, which leans Thinking: see “FUCK YOU! Have a bad year.” and the deadpan dark jokes like “me after taking the cyanide pill in court after being sentenced to 3 hours of community service”. Finally, their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and anti-structured, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between bits like “10 likes and i genuinely will do something of evil natire”, impulsive gym takes (“no music in gym. fuelled only by self hate.”), and random location memes (“📍Agartha”) with no sign of long-term planning or organized structure. Together, that mix of outward energy, abstract meme-play, detached/edgy logic, and flexible spontaneity fits ENTP best.

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Part-time philosopher, full-time chaos consultant. Once tried to start a podcast at 3AM and ended up with a meme folder instead.– @0nexan_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like their timeline: chaotic, funny, and a little bit unhinged. The overproof dark rum reflects their self-proclaimed villain arc and "evil nature" from “10 likes and i genuinely will do something of evil natire” and “i’ve committed my evil act for today #thankglowstick”. Cloudy apple juice adds a playful, wholesome base that mirrors softer moments like “i love minecraft” and “i love the minecraft music too”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the melodramatic, schizo-meme energy of “auramaxxing irl so i can schitzotweetmaxx online” and the over-the-top despair of “FUCK YOU! Have a bad year.”. A dash of bitters nods to their darker humor in posts like “me after taking the cyanide pill in court after being sentenced to 3 hours of community service” and the death-clock bit in “I've just found out the day I will die is Saturday, 5th February 2078 #health”. Finally, topping with energy drink and lime reflects their loud, high-energy shitposting from “games gone soft” and their rockstar free-spirit vibe in “but your honour free bird was playing” and “Lord knows I can’t change”, turning the whole thing into a chaotic, buzzing fizz that still somehow works.

Your Hogwarts House
Their humour and self‑presentation lean heavily into controlled chaos, villainy, and power, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ambition and edge. They repeatedly frame themselves as intentionally "evil" or doing "evil acts," e.g. “10 likes and i genuinely will do something of evil natire”, “i’ve committed my evil act for today #thankglowstick”, and “pigeons fleet at the sight of me they know i’m truly a force of evil”, which shows a deliberate, performative embrace of being the antagonist. There’s a consistent theme of dominance and power metaphors, such as “she call me a global power the way i oppress her region” and mocking courtroom or punishment scenarios like “me after taking the cyanide pill in court after being sentenced to 3 hours of community service”, suggesting a flippant, self‑preserving disregard for rules. They also show social scheming and self‑mythologizing, calling theirs “the greatest account on this app” and joking about starting an “enterprise (car leaze) liaison”, which fits Slytherin’s opportunistic mindset. While there’s definite wit and creativity (Ravenclaw traits) in posts like “i use the gastric system f da metric” and surreal bits like “auramaxxing irl so i can schitzotweetmaxx online”, these are in service of an edgy, persona‑building style rather than pure curiosity. Overall, the cultivated image of being cunning, powerful, and a little dangerous is textbook Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song for @0nexan_ is Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, both for its chaotic freedom and its self-aware melodrama. They literally reference it in a tweet: “but your honour free bird was playing”, using the song as a half-serious justification for unhinged behavior, which mirrors the song’s trope as the ultimate excuse for doing whatever you want. Their posts swing between ironic villainy and self-deprecation, like “no music in gym. fuelled only by self hate.” and “10 likes and i genuinely will do something of evil natire”, matching the song’s tension between wanting to stay and needing to leave. The travel/elsewhere mythos in tweets like “📍Agartha” and “📍westfalen” also echoes the wandering, can’t-be-tied-down energy of Free Bird. Overall, the song’s dramatic, slightly over-the-top freedom anthem vibe fits their blend of shitposting, faux-evil persona, and ironic rock references.

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