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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she’s a passionate, thoughtful overachiever who balances intellect with intense fandom and emotion. Samantha is a culture nerd in the best way: she writes for a magazine, logs films on Letterboxd, and reads Toni Morrison and Wuthering Heights, as seen in tweets like “Slow and steady wins the race lol I finished my book #4 of this year: Beloved by Toni Morrison.” and “Ikiru means 'to live' 🖤”. Like Lisa, she has big feelings about art and music, gushing over Arctic Monkeys and cinematic tracks: “This song is cinematic you guys CINEMATIC” and “WE GOT NEW ARCTIC MONKEYSSSSSS 😭😭😭🥹🥹😩😩😩🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼”. She’s also socially aware and values kindness in fandom spaces, calling out negativity with “Attempting to gatekeep a hat... is another level of negativity that's something this community doesn't and has never needed. ... PEACE AND LOVE”, which feels very Lisa. Finally, her mix of romanticism and introspection—“I'm back on my bs I'm feeling romantic as hell” and her nostalgic reflections on 2016 in “I was Team Cap... starting my Wordpress blog titled after a Fleetwood Mac song”—matches Lisa’s combination of idealism, sensitivity, and creative drive.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently seek and enjoy social energy, from going to Brooklyn to dance despite a snowstorm (“Everyone is worried about the snow meanwhile my friend and I are on our way to Bklyn to dance #celebratelife”) to reveling in NYCC crowds and meetups (“The most perfect way to end a day at #NYCC is with the incredible people behind @SavedDaredevil”). Their interests and language show strong Intuition (N): they focus on themes, feelings, and meaning in art and media, such as calling a song "cinematic" (“This song is cinematic you guys CINEMATIC”) and reflecting on films like Ikiru and Hamnet in terms of deeper emotional or existential impact (“Ikiru means 'to live' 🖤”, “Art will always transcend time”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they champion people they care about with emotional language (“I honestly think they feel threatened by Ariana's talent”) and defend fandom spaces with emphasis on kindness and community (“Attempting to gatekeep a hat... is another level of negativity... PEACE AND LOVE”). Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through spontaneity and flexible plans—romanticizing airport bar time (“Super calm, cool, having a cocktail before my flight… romanticizing sitting at the airport bar alone”) and embracing last‑minute cosplay creativity (“Bullseye is not the only cosplay I'm doing; Friday I'm doing a new one that was so last minute but easy to put together”). The combination of exuberant social engagement, emotionally rich media commentary, and spontaneous, creative lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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Jersey girl with a corporate day job and a cinephile night shift. Once took a snow day detour to Brooklyn just to dance. Writer, podcaster, perpetual fangirl.– @0nyourleftsam

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with espresso-infused vodka and cold brew coffee, because she’s the kind of person who says “An espresso martini really just wakes me up on a Sunday” and still has energy left to scream about New Arctic Monkeys at midnight. A splash of cherry liqueur brings in the romantic, cinematic streak that has her putting on School of Rock to soothe her anxiety and tweeting “I'm back on my bs I'm feeling romantic as hell”. Black walnut bitters nod to the darker, obsessive fandom side—Daredevil, Bullseye, Dexter, Hamnet—like when she declares “Get in loser, we're resisting and rebelling for @Daredevil Born Again S2 😘”. It’s topped with snowy coconut foam to honor the cozy, snow-day, Outlander-watching homebody who admits “Catching up on Outlander feels like a big warm loud romantic Scottish hug” and happily braves storms to dance in Brooklyn. Strong but sweet, a little dramatic, and extremely Jersey-coded—just like the girl who proudly notes that Kirsten Dunst’s bio is “Jersey girl... genius”.

Your Hogwarts House
Samantha consistently centers courage, conviction, and a readiness to stand up for what she believes in, which are quintessentially Gryffindor traits. Her passionate defense of fandom positivity and rejection of gatekeeping in cosplay shows a willingness to publicly confront negativity, as in “Attempting to gatekeep a hat from an acclaimed superhero show that people cosplay all the time is another level of negativity that's something this community doesn't and has never needed. Genuinely loved seeing so many Bullseyes yesterday and today 🎯🩵 PEACE AND LOVE”. She also exhibits a bold, rallying energy around causes and media she cares about, like “Get in loser, we're resisting and rebelling for @Daredevil Born Again S2 😘 I had to trust the process for this one LOL #DaredevilBornAgain”, which reads like a call to arms. Her willingness to loudly demand better behavior from others in everyday life, as in “Ladies. Did your boyfriend shovel you out this weekend? Did your FRIEND'S BOYFRIENDS shovel you out? If the answer is no to both, dump him and tell your friend to dump him”, shows a fearless, protective streak rather than quiet diplomacy. While she is clearly creative and thoughtful (which could suggest Ravenclaw), the dominant throughline is her fiery, outspoken, and protective nature—marking her most strongly as a Gryffindor.

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Oh Pretty Woman suits Samantha because it’s the song she herself tied directly to one of her core, formative eras: being “Team Cap,” starting her Fleetwood Mac–titled WordPress blog, and having her life “identity altered” while hostessing, as she recalls in “Someone put this song to a 2016 video…”. That tweet shows how this song is a soundtrack to a personally important, cinematic chapter of her life, much like how she now romanticizes her days with playlists and movie logs in “Letterboxd is my new comfort app…” and “I made a playlist that gives: 🚬🥀🫀🕯️🍷🖤”. The song’s mix of longing, confidence, and romantic projection fits her tweets about feeling “romantic as hell” in “I’m back on my bs I’m feeling romantic as hell” and her habit of turning crushes and characters into grand narratives, like “I fear I have fallen in love on opening night 😔”. Its classic, slightly nostalgic vibe also mirrors her love of revisiting favorites—whether it’s Outlander as a “big warm loud romantic Scottish hug” in “Catching up on Outlander feels like…” or Anthology-era Beatles footage in “I have @thebeatles Anthology on DVD…”. Together, those threads make Oh Pretty Woman feel like a fitting anthem for someone who constantly soundtracks her own life, loves romantic drama, and frames everyday moments like movie scenes.

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