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Your Simpsons character
This user’s mix of hyperactive fandom, introspection, and surprisingly articulate “brain dumps” fits best with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa going on passionate rants about her interests, they launch into intense, slightly over‑the-top monologues about Blue Lock and Zantetsu, e.g. “Mi teoría más honesta es que me intentaron silenciar por exigir que saquen a Zantetsu de la banca desde ayer… Esto es una conspiración”. There’s also a self-aware, intellectual streak under the chaos—calling their own ideas “eyaculaciones mentales” in “Bueno, ahí van otras de mis eyaculaciones mentales que llegó a mucho 🍊” is very Lisa-like in its dramatic self-commentary. Their deep emotional attachment and almost principled stance on yume boundaries in “es por el simple sentimiento de no sentirme cómoda en compartir a quien técnicamente considero marido…” mirrors Lisa’s intense, idealistic way of loving people and causes. Finally, the way they turn niche obsessions into full identity (e.g. “ZANTETSU ENTHUSIAST 2025” and “No me voy a morir de hambre, DE APARTIR DE HOY ME HARÉ UNA MALDITA MERCH DE ZANTETSU…”) matches Lisa’s habit of letting her passions define her whole world, just with a much more chaotic, shitposty tone.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, dramatize their reactions, and openly share personal situations, like joking about network issues and conspiracies in tweets such as “Mi teoría más honesta es que me intentaron silenciar por exigir que saquen a Zantetsu de la banca…”, which shows a desire to narrate experiences to an audience. Their style is heavily Intuitive (N): they spin humorous theories, AUs and ‘eyaculaciones mentales’, e.g. “Bueno, ahí van otras de mis eyaculaciones mentales que llegó a mucho 🍊”, focusing on imaginative possibilities rather than just concrete facts. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F): they center emotions, affection and attachment to characters and friends, as in “Genuinamente, es por el simple sentimiento de no sentirme cómoda en compartir a quien técnicamente considero marido…” and “Ay Luu bella, eres realmente un amor de persona, Te quiero y aprecio muchísimo 💕”, valuing personal bonds over detached analysis. Their behavior suggests Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, reactive, and often joking about chaos instead of structure, like “Que pecado estoy pagando para ahora no tener internet? Primero la luz ahora esto HAHDHA /Datos de 5 pesos no m abandonen” and sudden project ideas such as “No me voy a morir de hambre, DE APARTIR DE HOY ME HARÉ UNA MALDITA MERCH DE ZANTETSU…”, which show impulsive, in-the-moment decisions more than long-term rigid planning. Together, this highly expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous presentation best matches ENFP.

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19 • MX • Part-time student, full-time Zantetsu analyst. Once bought a manga for the ‘discount’ and pretended shipping was free. Opinions mine.– @0range_tactica

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This cocktail is bold and a little chaotic, like someone who yells about conspiracies when Twitter silences them, as in “Mi teoría más honesta es que me intentaron silenciar por exigir que saquen a Zantetsu de la banca”, so it starts with a strong base of spiced tequila. The tamarind and lime agua fresca bring a very Mexican, street-snack tang that fits their 🇲🇽 roots and their constant food opinions like “Aguacate top top ✨” and “MARISCO SUPREMARCY 🛐”. Blue curaçao colors it in Blue Lock hues and represents their devotion as a “ZANTETSU ENTHUSIAST 2025” who screams things like “Zantetsu My Beloved ♥”. Sparkling grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and high-energy, echoing all-caps eruptions such as “LA VOY A ESCUCHAR MI HOMBREEEEE 🗣️‼️‼️‼️💖💕💕” and their tendency to “eyaculate ideas” in threads like “Eyacule mi mente, masturbe ideas 💥”. Finally, the chili-salt rim with a gummy football is both cute and aggressive—sweet but ready to fight—just like making a little bag for their fave in “Le hice una bolsita a Zantetsu porque lo amo mucho 🫶🏻💖💖” while also threatening players with lines like “Agarre me me MACHETEO A TOKIMITSU”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong loyalty and attachment to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they describe Zantetsu as “technically” their husband and refuse to share him with other yumes out of pure attachment and comfort boundaries: “Genuinamente, es por el simple sentimiento de no sentirme cómoda en compartir a quien técnicamente considero marido… Lo podré compartir con otros yumes? Lo siento Pero no”. They also go out of their way to appreciate and support friends’ efforts, as seen when they warmly thank Luu for a detail and promise to print it: “Ay Luu bella, eres realmente un amor de persona, Te quiero y aprecio muchísimo 💕 Gracias por el detalle, me encargaré de imprimirlo cuando tenga la oportunidad”. Their enthusiasm for making handmade merch and gifts like a bag for Zantetsu—“Le hice una bolsita a Zantetsu porque lo amo mucho 🫶🏻💖💖”—shows patient, caring effort rather than status-seeking. Even when they joke about conspiracies and being ‘silenced’ (“Mi teoría más honesta es que me intentaron silenciar por exigir que saquen a Zantetsu de la banca…”), it comes from passionate devotion rather than ambition or cunning. Taken together—their loyalty, kindness to mutuals, and willingness to put time into small acts of care—fit Hufflepuff more than any other house.

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The song Obsessed fits them because their entire profile revolves around an intense, playful fixation on Zantetsu, calling him “marido” and “mi esposito” and proudly declaring themselves a “🎆ZANTETSU ENTHUSIAST 2025🎆” in their bio. They constantly center him in their life, saying things like “No me voy a morir de hambre, DE APARTIR DE HOY ME HARÉ UNA MALDITA MERCH DE ZANTETSU HASTA QUE AL MENOS TENGA UNA MICRO MIGAJA DE ÉL ‼️‼️” and “Le hice una bolsita a Zantetsu porque lo amo mucho 🫶🏻💖💖”. Their dramatic, over-the-top reactions mirror the obsessive, extra tone of the song, like when they scream about his pain: “LA CARITA DE ANGUSTIA DE ZANTETSU— NO MI ESPOSITO 💔 /Agarre me me MACHETEO A TOKIMITSU”. They also talk about not feeling comfortable “sharing” him with other yumes: “es por el simple sentimiento de no sentirme cómoda en compartir a quien técnicamente considero marido”, which ties perfectly into the possessive, single-minded devotion in the song. Their mix of humor, drama, and unwavering stan energy makes Obsessed an ideal anthem for their online persona.

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