Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly recognize having an eating disorder and reflect on it in “i just remembered the fact that i deadass just have an eating disorder and im not even skinny,like this is for real my life”.
- Blunt honesty: They express raw thoughts without sugarcoating, like “being 17 is so fucking terrible fuck my stupid baka life”.
- Curious: They ask specific questions to others about experiences, such as “bullimics pls answer im curious,if you have/had “mia knuckles” how often do/did you purge before they appeared?”.
- Community-seeking: They try to engage and connect with their niche community in “my account is so dead i hope this gets interactions😭 #edtwt”.
- Introspective: They think deeply about their existence and impact in “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent language: They use extreme expressions like “when people do this i genuinely want to murder them”, which can be alarming or harmful.
- Disordered-eating focus: Many tweets center on purging, fasting, and #edtwt, such as “77 hours fasting…. yeah i’m about to crash out”.
- Self-deprecating: They harshly describe their own life and body, for example “being 17 is so fucking terrible fuck my stupid baka life” and feeling undeserving of help in other ED posts.
- Cynical attitude: They express strong negativity toward platforms and people, such as “every time i open twitter i want to bash my head into a wall this is edtwt post ur wieiad not ur opinions”.
- Crisis hints: They mention serious issues like disownment and fear of a friend’s suicide in “it appears i have been disowned🥀🥀🥀” and “low key scared that my friend’s gonna vomit suicide”, suggesting unaddressed emotional distress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s hyper self-aware, often overwhelmed by her own mind, and stuck between feeling different and wanting connection, much like this user’s mix of dark humor and introspection. Tweets like “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world” echo Lisa’s frequent existential crises and sense of alienation. The user’s involvement in #edtwt and candid talk about disordered eating, such as “i just remembered the fact that i deadass just have an eating disorder and im not even skinny,like this is for real my life”, reflects Lisa’s tendency to internalize pain and blame herself. Their dramatic, emotionally intense posts like “being 17 is so fucking terrible fuck my stupid baka life” feel very teen-Lisa: smart, sensitive, and miserable about growing up in a world that feels hostile. Even the mix of dark jokes and frustration, for example “every time i open twitter i want to bash my head into a wall this is edtwt post ur wieiad not ur opinions”, parallels Lisa’s sarcastic, fed-up side when she’s surrounded by people she thinks just don’t get it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I): their tweets are mostly introspective and self-focused rather than about social events, like “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world” and “being 17 is so fucking terrible fuck my stupid baka life”, showing internal reflection and alienation rather than outward social energy. They lean toward intuition (N) because they quickly jump from concrete circumstances to existential or big-picture thoughts, as in the alien-spectator tweet above, and their dramatic phrasing like “it appears i have been disowned🥀🥀🥀” frames events in a symbolic, story-like way rather than in purely practical terms. Their posting style is clearly feeling (F)-driven: they lead with emotion and personal pain instead of logical argument, as seen in “i just remembered the fact that i deadass just have an eating disorder and im not even skinny,like this is for real my life” and “low key scared that my friend’s gonna vomit suicide”, both of which center fear, shame, and concern rather than analysis. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their tweets show little planning or structure and instead reflect impulsive, in-the-moment coping, like “77 hours fasting…. yeah i’m about to crash out” and “chat is it normal to wash your hands EVERY time something comes up? I wash my hands like 10 times in a purge cause it just feels wrong to put my vomit fingers back in my mouth😭”, which show reactive behavior, questions to the void, and a lack of structured long-term strategy. Taken together, an introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and spontaneous online presence fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said being 17 is ‘so fucking terrible’ and your life is ‘baka’—if it makes it any better, I’d totally be the side character who randomly shows up just to bring you snacks and tell you you’re not as doomed as your timeline thinks.
- You’re over there fasting for 77 hours and purging in bathrooms, and I’m just here trying to purge my feed of everyone except you—because for real, you’re the only one on edtwt I actually want on my timeline.
- You tweeted that sometimes you forget you’re a real human and not an alien spectating the world—if you *are* an alien, abduct me too, we can both be confused little extraterrestrials trying cottage cheese and hating it together.
- You were scared your friend might ‘vomit suicide’ and worried about them—low key, that tweet told me more about your heart than any selfie ever could. I kind of want to be the person you don’t have to be that scared about losing.
- You asked if people can smell vomit right after a purge and whether ‘mia knuckles’ are normal—maybe controversial take, but the hottest thing about you isn’t any of that: it’s that you’re still here, still joking, still tweeting through it. That kind of stubborn survival is exactly my type.
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Your new Twitter bio
Val, 17. Survived cottage cheese hype, still negotiating with my brain daily. Here for honesty, dark humor, and figuring life out one post at a time.– @0verrindulge
Your signature cocktail
The 77-Hour Fast & Furious Fizz
The overproof white rum matches Val’s intense, self-destructive energy and chaotic humor, like fasting nearly three and a half days and then casually tweeting about it in “77 hours fasting…. yeah i’m about to crash out”. Bright, bitter grapefruit juice stands for their sharp, sometimes harsh outlook and the way they snap about others online in posts like “every time i open twitter i want to bash my head into a wall this is edtwt post ur wieiad not ur opinions”. The tonic water adds fizz and a medicinal edge, reflecting both the nervous, clinical obsession with behaviors in “chat is it normal to wash your hands EVERY time something comes up? I wash my hands like 10 times in a purge…” and the way they overthink everything. A dash of saline solution (a tiny pinch of salt) is a nod to the literal body-cost of their ED talk, including their anxiety about purging in “#edtwt if you purge in a bathroom and then someone goes in immediately will they smell vomit in the air even if you cleaned the toilet”. The charcoal-black sugar rim represents the dark, almost theatrical drama of feeling disowned and alienated in posts like “it appears i have been disowned🥀🥀🥀” and “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world”, giving the drink a sweet-but-charred edge that fits their whole vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Val’s tweets point most strongly to Slytherin traits of ruthless self‑focus, survival, and a willingness to do harm to themselves to reach their goals. Their engagement with extreme ED behaviors shows a kind of grim ambition and self‑preservation through control, like when they brag about pushing themselves to the limit in “77 hours fasting…. yeah i’m about to crash out”. They’re also highly pragmatic and blunt about disturbing topics, asking very matter‑of‑fact questions like “#edtwt if you purge in a bathroom and then someone goes in immediately will they smell vomit in the air even if you cleaned the toilet”, which shows a calculating, results‑oriented mindset more than empathy. Their dark, aggressive frustration in “when people do this i genuinely want to murder them” fits Slytherin’s intensity and tendency toward sharp, cutting reactions. While there are hints of vulnerability and existential reflection, as in “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world”, the dominant pattern is a hard‑edged, survival‑driven persona that aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits Val because it captures a mix of self-destructive impulses, dark humor, and feeling alienated from their own body and mind. Their involvement in edtwt and casual talk about purging, like “#edtwt if you purge in a bathroom and then someone goes in immediately will they smell vomit in the air even if you cleaned the toilet” and “chat is it normal to wash your hands EVERY time something comes up? I wash my hands like 10 times in a purge cause it just feels wrong to put my vomit fingers back in my mouth😭”, reflects the song’s themes of bodily discomfort and harm. Their tweet “i just remembered the fact that i deadass just have an eating disorder and im not even skinny,like this is for real my life” parallels the song’s self-awareness and horror at one’s own condition. Emotionally, they seem disowned and exhausted, as shown in “it appears i have been disowned🥀🥀🥀” and “being 17 is so fucking terrible fuck my stupid baka life”, which line up with the track’s sense of despair and strain. Finally, their dissociative reflection “sometimes i forget that i’m a real existing human that can impact my surroundings and I’m actually not just some random alien spectating the world” mirrors the eerie, otherworldly perspective that runs through the song.
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