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Your Simpsons character
The profile reads like Homer Simpson with a Bloomberg terminal: impulsive, self-deprecating, but oddly competent at surviving chaos. They constantly lean into their own mistakes and degeneracy, e.g. calling themselves “retarded” in trading contexts like “I am so retarded it’s not even funny”, which mirrors Homer’s habit of wrecking things then laughing it off. There’s a loud, impulsive enthusiasm for random coins and platforms — from “fuck it fomo mode” to mystical hopium like “The Multicycle Cockroach is unbothered by short term PA” — very Homer-ish "see shiny thing, must push button" energy. At the same time, they show surprising competence and experience underneath the clowning, such as having structured views on the cycle and infra in “Okay real question, besides launchpads & perp dexes what innovations have come out of this cycle?”. The mix of crude humor, occasional whining like “No one has it worse than me”, and enduring optimism despite constant pain makes Homer the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly socially engaged and outward‑facing, constantly interacting with CT, shilling products, and joking with others, which leans Extrovert – for example, they hype coins and platforms publicly like in “Massive shoutout to @seyong and the @tryfomo team” and “Real grinder streams every day and is funny as shit go buy my dawgs coin @oncarrot_”. Their focus is more on plays, narratives, and patterns than on literal, step‑by‑step detail, which suggests Intuition; they talk about cycle structure and innovation such as “Okay real question, besides launchpads & perp dexes what innovations have come out of this cycle?” and macro paths like “BTC just goes up slowly in a straight line for the next 5 years+… and we get little pockets of opportunity in alts or shitters”. Their tone is blunt, often harshly evaluative and logic‑oriented, fitting Thinking – e.g., “Everyone is poor and mentally retarded… they just rage bait for elonbux” or “I personally think if you bet on an ICO raise dollar amount… you do not deserve to have a single cent”, where they prioritize judgments over harmony. They also appear highly spontaneous and opportunistic rather than structured, consistent with Perceiving: they jump into memes and trades on the fly like “fuck it fomo mode” and “4 mice going to space.... each mouse has 4 legs.... the coin is 4 days old...”, turning random patterns into trade ideas. The combination of extroverted engagement, idea‑driven narrative building, brash logical critique, and improvisational trading behavior lines up best with ENTP, the argumentative, opportunistic "idea trader" type of CT.

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Full-time degen, part-time risk manager. Once sold the top by accident and have been trying to recreate the miracle ever since. Charts > sleep.– @0xsneakky

Your signature cocktail
This drink is strong and chaotic, like someone who proudly calls themselves a “Trash collector, treasure seller” in their bio while posting things like “fuck it fomo mode”. The overproof rum and espresso capture their degen, high-octane grind—think “I’m feeling $SXS y tonight 🤪🤪🤪” and trading until their brain melts on apps like “The anti fomo app has launched Vanish…”. Grapefruit with sea salt brings a sharp, salty edge for all the timeline despair like “Everyone is poor and mentally retarded” and “it’s so over”, while still being refreshing enough to keep going. The bitter amaro is for their cynicism about the space, e.g. “Just one more socialfi platform where the founder tokenizes himself it'll work this time” and “CT is literally just paypigs”. Honey-ginger syrup nods to the surprising warmth and conviction they show when they back builders, like “Bet on goated founders” and shilling friends’ projects such as “Real grinder streams every day and is funny as shit go buy my dawgs coin @oncarrot_”. Finally, the absinthe rinse is the weird, hallucinated edge of CT—perfect for someone proudly posting “The Multicycle Cockroach is unbothered by short term PA” while creating “never before seen charts” like “fc pump 1h 1ema 2ema 3ema…”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like that of a highly ambitious, results‑oriented trader who prizes edge and survival over ideals, which fits Slytherin. They’re constantly hunting mispriced opportunities and boasting about exploiting them, e.g. calling a coin “massively mispriced” in “this is fucking insane and not a hack Massively mispriced” and flexing their ranking “#3 on the all time @tryfomo LB (for now)”, both of which show competitive ambition and a desire to win. They repeatedly promote tools and products that give them an edge — Vanish, FOMO, Trojan, etc. — with language like “cannot state enough how goated vanish is” and “The anti fomo app has launched Vanish…”, reflecting Slytherin-style resourcefulness and opportunism. There’s also a clear self-preservation and ruthless streak in their contempt for what they see as weak or foolish behavior, as in “Everyone is poor and mentally retarded… they just rage bait for elonbux” and their harsh dismissal of betting on ICO raise outcomes in “you do not deserve to have a single cent”. While they are capable of loyalty to winners and strong founders, e.g. “Bet on goated founders” and their repeated shilling of specific devs and teams, that loyalty is tightly coupled to performance and upside, which is classic Slytherin pragmatism rather than Hufflepuff-style unconditional support.

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A hyperactive, chaotic anthem like All Of The Lights fits 0xsneakky’s loud, always-on trading persona and nonstop CT presence. They bounce between ultra-confidence and despair, from calling a coin “massively mispriced” in “this is fucking insane and not a hack Massively mispriced” to self-owning with “I am so retarded it’s not even funny”. The song’s theme of high stakes and emotional whiplash mirrors posts like “Everyone is poor and mentally retarded Like I stg no one on CT owns coins anymore” followed by cockroach-level conviction in “The Multicycle Cockroach is unbothered by short term PA”. Their timeline is full of bright, flashing ‘lights’ of apps and coins—shilling tools like Vanish and FOMO in “cannot state enough how goated vanish is” and “#3 on the all time @tryfomo LB (for now)”, which matches the track’s energy of living right under the spotlight. Even their bio, “Trash collector, treasure seller,” feels like someone constantly hunting for the next light to chase, perfectly in tune with the song’s maximalist, everything-at-once vibe.

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