Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially engaged: Frequently retweets and comments on social and political issues, such as government behavior and internet freedom in posts like “各地频现非正常劝阻上访 政府花钱买短暂稳定” and “希望当局真的能好好思考：如果我们连 google 都不能上，那就只有上街了”.
- Humorous witty: Shows playful, metaphorical humor in interactions, like the chemistry joke about love and CaO in “我现在冷淡ing……我：再冷的水被扔进一块生石灰后也会爆发出强烈的能量！”.
- Tech‑savvy: Talks about VPNs, OS differences, and syncing multiple platforms, such as “免费PPTP VPN http://69.147.251.51/vpnreg.php” and “大家如何同步twitter=163=sina？”.
- Supportive caring: Expresses concern and good wishes in crisis or holiday contexts, like “Best wishes 2 Ya‘An China, Good Luck LuShan” and “祝各位同学，新年快乐、虎虎生威、平安如意！~”.
- Cautiously transparent: Openly shares account security worries and considers solutions, as in “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.” and “总有人盯着我这个账号，用着不安全，干脆麦了算了。”.
Weaknesses:
- Security‑risking: Publicly talks about selling or transferring the account in tweets like “有偿转让本帐号，有意者请At我。非诚勿扰。”, which can invite hacking or misuse.
- Inconsistent activity: Posts are sporadic and spread over many years with long gaps, from “I'm coming” to later short updates, suggesting irregular engagement.
- Privacy‑exposing: Reveals personal frustrations and security details like constantly receiving password reset emails in “Always receive the forget pw mail ! It looks like someone want my id.”, which could alert malicious actors.
- Reactive frustrated: Responds to account issues with resignation rather than problem‑solving, as shown in “总有人盯着我这个账号，用着不安全，干脆麦了算了。”.
- Limited depth: Many tweets are very brief or just exclamations like “waoo” or “hello world”, giving little context or developed perspective.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, who is curious, thoughtful, and quietly politically aware. They share news and critical commentary about government and society, similar to Lisa’s principled activism, for example discussing petitioning and stability in posts like “各地频现非正常劝阻上访 政府花钱买短暂稳定” and “最高检举报网首日被挤瘫 举报电话一度被打爆”. Their interest in tech, access to information, and the open internet, as seen in “希望当局真的能好好思考：如果我们连 google 都不能上，那就只有上街了” and “RT @rtmeme http://bit.ly/DabrMirror 请 RT 这个 dabr 镜像网站列表，让更多的人看到。”, matches Lisa’s analytical and information‑driven mindset. The account also shows a mix of light humor and reflective commentary about life and relationships, like in “RT 我：现在你俩联系上了，你就要主动地去追啊！… 所以你需要找生石灰，也就是CaO～”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to mix intellect with wry, slightly nerdy jokes. Even their concern for the safety of the account and rational decision-making, such as “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.”, reflects Lisa’s pragmatic, thoughtful approach rather than impulsive Bart-like behavior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are relatively sparse over many years, mostly observational or reflective rather than socially performative, and even when joking about selling the account they stay low‑key and pragmatic, e.g., “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.”. They show a Sensing/Intuition balance tilted to N (Intuition): they reference concrete tech and news links, but often with a conceptual or meta twist, like the witty wordplay and political commentary in “石首尸首失首,河蟹合写和谐” and the broader reflection about Google access in “希望当局真的能好好思考：如果我们连 google 都不能上，那就只有上街了”. Their stance is clearly Thinking (T): they share political/tech critiques and logical comparisons rather than personal feelings, for example “贵国的政府强调什么就说明在这一方面就已经烂到根子了，譬如‘科学发展’，‘执政为民’” and their practical reaction to security concerns about the account in “有偿转让本帐号，有意者请At我。非诚勿扰。总有人盯着我这个账号，用着不安全，干脆麦了算了。”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than J: tweets jump between tech, politics, daily life, and jokes without any clear structure or long‑term theme, and they react spontaneously to circumstances like getting a recovered account in “账号被恢复了吧？thank you twitter” rather than showcasing planning or routine. Altogether, the introspective tone, analytical/political commentary, flexible interests, and lightly detached humor best fit an INTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep getting ‘forget pw’ emails, but I’m the one who forgot how to breathe when I saw you owned @1000—mind if I secure this connection instead of your account?
- You said you might sell this handle for cash, but have you considered trading it for a coffee with someone who appreciates just how legendary ‘1k’ is?
- Back in 2011 you tweeted ‘hello world’—it’s 2026 now, how about ‘hello date night’ with someone who’s been quietly fanboying over your timeline?
- You sent best wishes to Ya’an and LuShan; if your compassion can cross earthquakes and years, I’d love to see what it’s like when you focus that kindness on just one person.
- You once joked that even the coldest water needs a piece of CaO to boil—lucky for you, I’m a chemistry of ‘Crush and Attraction, Optional resistance’ ready to heat things up with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
On Twitter since 2009. Once got so many password reset emails I considered auctioning this @. Tech, China, news, and the occasional hello world.– @1000
Your signature cocktail
The 1k Forget-PW Fizz
This cocktail is a playful nod to @1000 always getting password reset emails and joking about selling the account, as in “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.”, so it needs a strong, clear-headed base like gin to stay in control. The lychee liqueur adds a soft, slightly exotic sweetness that reflects their friendly greetings like “Happy New Year 兔 All ! 兔年大吉！” and casual “hello world” vibe in “hello world”. Grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet edge for the mix of optimism and sharp commentary in retweets like “希望当局真的能好好思考：如果我们连 google 都不能上，那就只有上街了”. The green tea represents their long-running, quietly persistent online presence from “I'm coming” onward, mellowing the drink into something you can sip while scrolling. Finally, a dash of chili captures the occasional spicy political and social takes such as “石首尸首失首,河蟹合写和谐”, giving the Fizz a subtle kick that lingers like a well-aimed tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a consistent pattern of curiosity and analytical engagement with information, which aligns well with Ravenclaw. They frequently share news and informational links, such as discussing government behavior and media criticism in China in tweets like “各地频现非正常劝阻上访 政府花钱买短暂稳定http://news.qq.com/a/20090623/000736.htm” and “RT @rtmemeRT @cuimian: 百度的姐们儿说，CCAV太过分了，这不是明摆着骂我们嘛？！人家谷歌能搜的我们都搜不出来，真丢人~~”, which suggests a critical, thoughtful stance rather than impulsive activism. They also show interest in tech and platform differences, as in “不同的操作系统xp&2k3，登陆qzone页面竟然不一样的..” and “网易 全球IT企业内部图片库http://tech.163.com/office”, indicating a tendency to notice and think about technical details and information resources. Their humor often has a clever or analogy-based twist, such as the playful chemistry metaphor in “我：再冷的水被扔进一块生石灰后也会爆发出强烈的能量！学姐：唉，那我这里的的水这辈子也煮不开了……我：所以你需要找生石灰，也就是CaO～”, which fits Ravenclaw’s wit and enjoyment of intellectual references. While there are hints of self-preservation in wanting to sell or transfer the account due to security concerns in “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.”, this reflects practical caution more than Slytherin-style ambition. Overall, the focus on information-sharing, critical observation, and clever phrasing points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
A fitting song for @1000 is Stronger by Kelly Clarkson, because their timeline shows resilience, humor, and a refusal to be rattled by online hassles. They repeatedly mention security issues with their account yet stay light-hearted, joking about selling it for cash: “Always receive the forget pw email ! It looks like someone want my twitter account. Maybe I should sell it for cash.” and “Always receive the forget pw mail ! It looks like someone want my id. Maybe I should transfer it..”. The song’s theme of becoming tougher through challenges fits their attitude of turning annoyance into a joke and moving on. They also show an engaged, socially aware side by retweeting political and tech-related news, like “希望当局真的能好好思考：如果我们连 google 都不能上，那就只有上街了”, echoing the song’s undertone of standing up rather than backing down. Combined with their long-term presence on the platform, from “I'm coming” to later activity, their arc feels like someone who has been through a lot online and come out more confident—very much in line with Stronger.
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