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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the perfect match for this user due to their shared rebellious nature, constant trouble with authority, and tendency to use shock humor. Much like Bart’s frequent detentions and clashes with Principal Skinner, Mickey complains about being “BAITED, TROLLED, KICKED, AND BANNED” and being “GROUNDED FER 2 EFFIN WEEKS”. The user exhibits Bart's mischievous spirit and fascination with edgy topics, even joking that “my ancestors loved seeing me draw Patrick crusius in the summer”. Ultimately, both characters feel misunderstood by their fathers and use public outbursts—like saying “I wanna go to sleep but I have no melatonin... can someone just kill me”—to vent their frustrations with school and home life.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mickey demonstrates Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal distress and solitary struggles, often feeling alienated from others, as seen when they tweet, “It's hard being funny and unpopular on Twitter im literally nobodies jester”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on abstract concepts of identity, internet subcultures, and dark symbolism, rather than practical daily life, shown in “My personal belief is that Twitter is pipelining me into being a white supremacist by ragebaiting me”. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as their posts are almost entirely driven by intense, volatile emotions and a search for personal meaning, such as asking, “You dont think I feel bad enough for being alive?!”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) through a chaotic, unfiltered posting style and a lack of structure, admitting, “Ignore all those past posts im.just ranting”.

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Aspiring tech professional and Mexican-American student. When I'm not studying for ELA, I'm researching history or searching for the perfect brownie recipe.– @100snailslayer

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed 'jester' who feels 'pipelining me into being a white supremacist by ragebaiting me'. The tequila base honors his identity while he fights off users claiming 'You aren't Mexican if you font speak Spanish', resulting in a bitter-sweet profile. The brownie rim represents the domestic betrayal when 'Some fattie ate all my brownies', and the heavy sedative notes reflect his desperate plea: 'I wanna go to sleep but I have no melatonin'. It is a strong, experimental concoction for someone who claims 'Im evil evil evil' but mostly just needs a long nap.

Your Hogwarts House
Mickey demonstrates a clear Slytherin affinity for self-preservation and a preoccupation with social hierarchy and identity. They exhibit the house's more volatile traits through calculated aggression and a desire for notoriety, evidenced by tweets like “if anyone thinks im an idiot, come and find me. I wanna kill you.”. Their ambition often manifests as a desire for online influence, lamenting that it is “hard being funny and unpopular on Twitter im literally nobodies jester”. Furthermore, their resourcefulness is channeled into niche internet subcultures and an obsession with 'status' and heritage, as seen when they ask “Are we Indian now by the we categorize people based off their skin or status?”. This focus on group identity, combined with a sharp, often dark wit, aligns them firmly with the ambitious and cunning nature of Slytherin.

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The upbeat yet disturbing nature of the track mirrors Mickey’s juxtaposition of casual internet slang with an obsession with mass tragedies. He frequently references notorious figures, claiming “Seung hui cho told me to kill all white people” and admitting he spent his summer “draw Patrick crusius”. The song’s theme of isolation and domestic frustration resonates with his posts about being grounded and his hostile relationship with his father, such as when he says, “I will not become a slave for the masses, dad”. Furthermore, his explicit threat—“I wanna kill you”—to anyone who calls him an idiot captures the dark, vengeful energy found in the song's lyrics. Ultimately, Mickey’s blend of teenage angst and fixation on school shooters makes this specific anthem a hauntingly accurate fit.

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