Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shows affection and longing, e.g. “love more than the concept of love” and “i need her so bad”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor like “nerdola cabaço perdedora ciumenta psicopata doente maluca engraçadinha” and the joke about being stalked in “entre nós você é a mais provável de ser vítima de uma stalker psicopata”.
- Affectionately-loyal: Shows strong attachment to idols and friends, e.g. “eu amo tanto minha lookmhee” and defending favorites in “respeitem a mãe de vocês”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts with trends, Q&As, and friends, like filling profile with NGL in “enchi meu perfil com ngl” and asking others to send messages in “mandem hate”.
- Culturally-curious: Watches and critiques media in detail, e.g. nuanced criticism of The Secret of Us in “uma coisa que me estressa muito em the secret of us…” and following multiple GL couples and shows.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts herself down, like “nerdola cabaço perdedora ciumenta psicopata doente maluca engraçadinha” and joking about being the target of a “stalker psicopata” in this tweet.
- Jealous-possessive: Admits intense jealousy, e.g. “parem de elogiar a lm, sinto ciúmes doentio” and fixation on specific girls in “eu quero ela”.
- Overfixated-romantic: Shows constant preoccupation with love and crushes, such as “24/7 💭” and “toda garota lésbica merece ter uma namorada”.
- Negatively-cynical: Often uses harsh or aggressive phrasing, like “fim de expediente, e um vai tomar no cu especial para galera…” and distrust of happiness in “parem de ser felizes que isso me deixa desconf”.
- Mentally-strained: Mentions depressive symptoms and overthinking, e.g. “overthinking” and posting her medical note “meu atestado com cid F32.2”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically aware, and dramatically emotional. Like Lisa, they mix earnest seriousness with sharp, ironic humor, joking about mental health and overthinking with tweets like “overthinking ” and “meu atestado com cid F32.2”. Their political awareness and left-leaning stance show up in “obrigada lula pelo aumento salarial”, echoing Lisa’s activist side. The heavy emotional investment in media and relationships, as in “amo cada detalhe nela ” and “love more than the concept of love ”, fits Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely. Even their self-aware humor about jealousy and being a bit obsessive—“parem de elogiar a lm, sinto ciúmes doentio” and “nerdola cabaço perdedora ciumenta psicopata doente maluca engraçadinha ”—matches Lisa’s combination of brilliance, insecurity, and melodrama.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while they tweet a lot, their focus is on inner feelings, parasocial crushes and overthinking rather than seeking broad social attention, e.g. “overthinking”, “passo a madrugada dormindo e acordando” and self-deprecating comments like “acho engraçado esses ngl de flerte… pq ninguém dá em cima de mim fora do anônimo”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over Sensing, often spinning fantasies and emotional narratives about people and ships rather than tangible reality, as in “enchi meu perfil com ngl… quando ela me stalkear e se apaixonar por mim” and romantic lines like “love more than the concept of love”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F)-oriented: they are openly sentimental and value emotional bonds and identities, e.g. “toda garota lésbica merece ter uma namorada”, “amo cada detalhe nela”, and their joking yet intense jealousy in “parem de elogiar a lm, sinto ciúmes doentio”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life seems unstructured and reactive—napping through rainy afternoons (“passou a tarde inteira chovendo e eu passei a tarde inteira dormindo”), joking about inconsistent exercising (“umas câimbras absurdas na panturrilha pós leg press, não me abandonem irmãs”), and consuming shows spontaneously at work (“assistindo em inglês mesmo no meio do serviço”). The combination of introspective moodiness, romantic idealization, emotional intensity and flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep worrying about a stalker psycho going after “amiga camz 1127film” — meanwhile I’m over here studying The Secret of Us flashbacks just to understand your emotional depth before I dare ask you out.
- You said every lesbian girl deserves a girlfriend; as a passionate lmsy / kaojane / khemrin scholar with wetv-plus-shaped dreams and honey-colored-eye standards, I volunteer as your overqualified case study.
- If you can spend the workday watching khemrin, crying over Girl Rules, and still hit leg press until you get panturrilha cramps… imagine the stamina you’d have to keep up with our date night marathons (I bring the WEtv plus, you bring the commentary).
- You filled your profile with NGL and worried that lookmhee won’t see your ‘genius tweets’ and fall for you — plot twist: I read the ones about the murcha apple, F32.2, and Singles Inferno and somehow still decided you’re my favorite timeline.
- Between calling yourself a nerdola ciumenta psicopata and tweeting that you’d devour ‘her’ until there’s not a crumb left, I feel like I should let you know: I’m absolutely ready to be your next overthinking, Bangkok-1995-coded, honey-eyed snack.
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Your new Twitter bio
lesbian nerd with gym cramps, thai GL brainrot & a degree in overthinking. once ate a soggy apple at work and blamed it on capitalism.– @1127film
Your signature cocktail
Moonshadow Stalker Spritz
This cocktail is flirty, obsessive, and a little dramatic, just like their timeline where they joke about being the friend most likely to attract a psycho stalker: “entre nós você é a mais provável de ser vítima de uma stalker psicopata e maluca que é doidinha pra comer você”. The Thai basil–infused gin nods to their Thai GL obsession and references their bio’s Bangkok line: “— 1995, Bangkok.”. Sparkling rosé and lychee liqueur capture their soft, romantic sapphic side and yearning, like when they say “toda garota lésbica merece ter uma namorada” and repeatedly confess “i need her so bad”. Pink grapefruit tonic brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge that matches their jealous, overthinking, self-dragging humor in “nerdola cabaço perdedora ciumenta psicopata doente maluca engraçadinha” and “overthinking”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim hints at the depressive undercurrent and dark wit behind the jokes, reflected in their CID F32.2 post: “meu atestado com cid F32.2”, making the drink strong but still sparkling enough to keep the wonder at No. 1127.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user is driven far more by attachment and devotion than by ambition or detached intellect, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They constantly center relationships and affection, like when they say “eu amo tanto minha lookmhee” and “my girl with honey colored eyes”, showing deep, steady emotional loyalty. Their protectiveness and almost comical jealousy over favorites, as in “parem de elogiar a lm, sinto ciúmes doentio”, reads as intense attachment rather than ego-driven ambition. They also show a nurturing, communal streak—wanting to train with others and "help" them, as in “queria tanto malhar com as lenamiu, ia ajudar a lena a arrumar a miu toda torta malhando”, and emphasizing that “toda garota lésbica merece ter uma namorada”, which highlights fairness and care for others’ happiness. Even their self-deprecating humor—“nerdola cabaço perdedora ciumenta psicopata doente maluca engraçadinha”—and jokes about being the one most likely to have a stalker (“entre nós você é a mais provável de ser vítima de uma stalker psicopata”) paint them as devoted and emotionally intense rather than status- or power-oriented. Overall, the throughline is loyalty to people and ships, emotional constancy, and a desire for connection, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A well‑known song that fits them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, because it captures unapologetic lesbian yearning mixed with a playful, chaotic sense of humor. They openly center sapphic love, as seen in tweets like “toda garota lésbica merece ter uma namorada” and “cadê as lésbicas solteiras desse twitter mds todo mundo namorando”. The intense crush energy and fixation on one girl in particular matches the song’s pining vibe, echoed in posts like “i need her so bad”, “eu quero ela”, and “24/7 💭”. Their dramatic, slightly obsessive romantic tone—joking about stalker energy in “entre nós você é a mais provável de ser vítima de uma stalker psicopata”—also lines up with the song’s intense emotional undercurrent. Overall, Girls Like Girls matches both their open lesbian identity and their mix of longing, humor, and drama around women.
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