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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Mars is a multifaceted intellectual and artist who balances a passion for high-culture pursuits like “architecture,” “music producing,” and “art” with an intense, often overwhelming emotional life. She displays Lisa’s signature hyper-fixation on her interests, whether it is mourning a specific “phanphic” or feeling “the pit in my stomach is getting deeper” over her favorite creators. Mars also mirrors Lisa’s multilingualism and her tendency to be the “jealousy warrior” when it comes to her deep niche knowledge. Ultimately, her blend of youthful idealism, artistic sensitivity, and occasional existential dread—noted when she says “time tends to change things”—perfectly encapsulates the Lisa Simpson energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mars demonstrates strong Extroversion through her high-energy social engagement and frequent calls for interaction, such as asking oomfies to “dm when you want”. Her Intuitive side is shown through her abstract interest in “art,” “horror media,” and symbolic reflections on how even muppets are a “reflection of artistry.” As a Feeling type, she is deeply emotive, frequently using hyperbole like “literally voy a llorar” and expressing “cuteness aggression” toward her interests. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous, “all over the place” interests and her admission of reaching “peaked unemployment” while binge-watching shows at 5am.

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Future architect & horror enthusiast. Ask me about F1, music production, or the Muppets. Once spent a night crying over a French-dubbed cartoon wedding.– @121M4RS

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Mars’ vibrant energy as a proud Latina who tweets “QUE VIVA LATAMMMM AAAAAAA” and loves a good “jugo de corozo”. The base is strong and experimental, much like her chaotic love for phan and the fact that she’s “about to jimmy fallon tweet all over this fucking website”. To honor her favorite “PHIL LESTER with GLITTER FRECKLES” profile picture, the cocktail is topped with edible glitter. Finally, a splash of “coke zero” reflects her self-described 'silly' and 'mal hablada' personality, balancing the sweetness with a bit of dark, caffeine-fueled humor.

Your Hogwarts House
MARS displays the quintessential Ravenclaw trait of intellectual curiosity and a deep appreciation for the arts, specifically noting that “music producing & playing the guitar,” “art!! i love writing and drawing,” and “horror media” are her core interests. Her wit and analytical nature are evident when she dissects the Muppets as a “reflection of artistry and what it means to try to live as a better person,” showing a mind that looks for deeper meaning in media. She also values academic and professional pursuits, mentioning she is “going into architecture in october” and expressing a desire to “learn to crochet this fucking sweater if it’s the last thing i do,” showcasing the house's signature dedication to mastering new skills. Finally, her multi-lingual bio and clever use of humor highlight the sharp, creative wit that Rowena Ravenclaw prized.

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As a dedicated fan of Dan Howell and Phil Lester, MARS’s timeline is a vibrant archive of internet culture and 'Phandom' history. She frequently documents her deep emotional connection to their content, from rewatching old baking videos to “rewatching the fall guys video... theyre so...” and obsessing over their podcast episodes. Her life is intertwined with digital spaces, leading her to joke that “I’m about to jimmy fallon tweet all over this fucking website” and acknowledging her 'unemployment' while binge-watching shows. This song perfectly captures her identity as a bilingual, 18-year-old 'oomfie' who finds community and joy through the screen, evidenced by her celebrating “two hit tweets in 2 days….. yall love me soooo muchhh”.

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