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Charles Montgomery Burns is a fitting match because the user displays a disdain for mass democracy and a belief that it is a disaster, echoing Burns' contempt for the common people: 'Mass democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race'. The user also treats propaganda as a tool of the elite, saying 'Alle Kommentare von wegen „ÖR Propaganda“ … A Feature, not a bug', which mirrors Burns' manipulation of media to preserve his power. Their nihilistic sentiment 'Ich erschieß mich lieber als für diesen Staat in den Krieg zu ziehen' reflects Burns' cynical view of life and willingness to sacrifice others for his own goals. The tweet about 'late stage parliamentarism (with ethnically replacing characteristics)' shows an elitist, supremacist mindset reminiscent of Burns’ belief in his own superiority. Finally, the user’s frequent rage against 'institutional Soyfaces' and self‑identification with 'whitepill' echo Burns’ contempt for anyone who does not share his worldview.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often reflecting personal frustration in statements like "Ich kann das alles nicht mehr" and "I can't take it anymore" rather than seeking social interaction. Their focus on big‑picture, abstract concepts such as "Mass democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race" and "late stage parliamentarism (with ethnically replacing characteristics)" indicates an intuitive (N) style. They rely on logical analysis, evident in the demographic argument "Germany had a population of 80.8 M in 2010 and 84.1 M in 2025, therefore everything became more gooder..." showing a thinking (T) preference. Finally, their spontaneous, reaction‑driven commentary like "The comments are the funniest shit I‘ve ever read" and frequent quick retorts suggest a perceiving (P) orientation rather than a structured, planned approach.

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German political commentator, media critic & demography nerd. Ex‑Ordensschule student, coffee lover, occasional marathon gamer. Once lost a debate to a parrot.– @1488Rosenberg

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The Nightcap of Nihilism is a dark, bitter concoction that mirrors the user’s bleak view of mass democracy as a disaster, echoing the tweet "Mass democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race". Its black vodka and activated charcoal symbolize the nihilistic tone of "Die Vermehrung des deutschen Volkes ist kein Verfassungsmäßiger Zweck" and the sense of cultural decline. The bitter vermouth reflects the cynicism in "Dass die AfD dennoch auf Platz zwei ist, ist tatsächlich erstaunlich". A splash of hot sauce captures the fiery rant about "late stage parliamentarism (with ethnically replacing characteristics)". Finally, a splash of blood orange juice represents the obsession with demographic decline, as seen in the user’s repeated references to population issues.

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The user frequently expresses a strategic, agenda‑driven worldview, as seen in "Mass democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race", indicating a desire to overturn the current system. Their use of provocative re‑framing, such as "Marxoids always talk about 'late stage capitalism'. I introduce to you: late stage parliamentarism (with ethnically replacing characteristics)", shows cunning manipulation of political discourse. The tweet "Also: no large scale propaganda effort for the last few years. This issue was nearly completely astroturfed via centralized media outlets. I unironically get why they call us goyim sometimes." demonstrates awareness of media manipulation and a calculated effort to position themselves as insiders. This combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to subvert existing structures aligns most closely with the Slytherin values of ambition and cunning.

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The user's repeated condemnation of "Mass democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race" mirrors the song’s critique of a nation blinded by media and political manipulation. Their tweet about propaganda – "Es ist so ÖR Mitarbeiter coded, Sachverhalten gänzlich retarded darzustellen und dann immer die Kommentare auszustellen" – echoes the lyric "One nation under a new media" that describes a society where truth is suppressed. The line "Ich erschieß mich lieber als für diesen Staat in den Krieg zu ziehen" reveals a personal nihilism and desperation that fits the angry, disillusioned tone of the chorus. Additionally, the comment "The comments are the funniest shit I've ever read" and the frustration over censored discussion reflect the song’s theme of chaotic, uncontrolled public discourse. Overall, the blend of political outrage, media criticism, and personal despair makes "American Idiot" a fitting anthem for this profile.

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