Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently shows love and gratitude to friends and mutuals, like praising his ‘princesa bea’ and threatening Beatriz jokingly while still clearly caring: “dou 5 minutos pra senhora beatriz reis… se não vou ter que tomar medidas drásticas aqui” and “você são minha vida INFERNO”.
- Family-oriented: Enjoys time with family and cousins, helps with Christmas dinner, and bonds with his dad and little sister: “DAYOFF: indiquei jujutsu kaisen pro meu pai assistir… im kinda healed asf” and “assistindo bluey com minha irmãzinha e me sentindo super tidinho”.
- Playful humorous: Uses self‑deprecating, dramatic humor about daily life, like zeroing his account to send Pix to his mom and overreacting about boys: “achei que tava com 40 quando fui ver minha conta tava zerada” and “meu ódio por homens está oficialmente de volta”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for music, anime, and idols, using religious or cosmic language to praise them: “album perfeito angelical esculpido pelas mãos imaculadas de anjos bebês” and “a igreja catolica precisa canonizar essas 6 divindades”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, loneliness, healing, and annoyance, such as being healed by anime days with his dad or hurt by a mutual’s softblock: “tomei sb de um mutual que eu amava” and “to #healed brigada”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive romantic: Swings quickly between hating men and wanting intense affection or sex, and moves fast with new crushes: “quero sexo homoafetivo selvagem com muito amor mordidas e chupoes” and “eu dando ideia pra um homem depois de falar que tinha nojo de homens há 16 horas atrás”.
- Financially careless: Shows poor money management and lack of balance awareness, like sending double Pix and leaving his account empty: “mandei 20 achando que tava com 40 quando fui ver minha conta tava zerada”.
- Validation-seeking: Looks strongly to others and social media for reassurance, such as caring about mutuals’ actions and obsessing over icons and headers: “tomei sb de um mutual que eu amava” and “a beira de um colapso porque não acho nenhum icon que combine com minha header”.
- Overdramatic reactions: Tends to dramatize conflicts and annoyances, even with friends he likes, such as threatening to “esquartejar” Beatriz over a rant post: “a vagabunda da beatriz postando meu rosto na rant dela vou esquartejar essa piri”.
- Attachment volatility: Relationships appear unstable, with quick reconciliations and breakups, plus intense ex‑focused content: “com o ego la em cima… ver meu ex se humilhar por mim” and “voltei com meu ex”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most: chaotic, funny, affectionate with friends, and always a little bit messy in love. Their tweets swing between clowning and oversharing, like joking about hating men then immediately flirting, e.g. “eu dando ideia pra um homem depois de falar que tinha nojo de homens há 16 horas atrás” and “ando com NOJO de homem esses últimos dias”. Like Bart, they thrive on drama and teasing their close circle, as seen in “dou 5 minutos pra senhora beatriz reis @soIeynk @zarafrm apagar os posts relacionados a minha pessoa… se não vou ter que tomar medidas drásticas aqui” and “a vagabunda da beatriz postando meu rosto na rant dela vou esquartejar essa piri”. At the same time, there’s a soft side under the irreverence: they gush about family and friends, like “assistindo bluey com minha irmãzinha e me sentindo super tidinho porque eu tô amando” and the wholesome cousin meetups in “FELIZ NATAL! encontrinho de primos + venci na competição anual de just dance…”. The combination of mischief, loud humor, horny chaos, and genuine loyalty to their ‘migra’ group is very Bart-coded rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert (E): they’re constantly going to parties, churrascos and family gatherings, and seem energized by people, e.g. talking about going to a party, churrasco and meeting friends in one day in “cheguei de viagem da casa da minha avó + vou pra uma festa hoje com minhas migruxas pftas + to de boyzinho novo + churrasco na casa da migra”, and their timeline is full of interactions with mutuals and friends like “papendo com minha pfta @zradeluxe”. They lean intuitive (N): they dramatize feelings and idealize people in a very imaginative way, calling an album "angelical" and sculpted by baby angels in “album perfeito angelical esculpido pelas mãos imaculadas de anjos bebês ao mandato de deus”, and turning crushes into poetic fantasies like “pensa num homem encantador esse neguinho quero gerar bebês pardos e carrega los por nove meses dentro do meu ventre”. Their style is clearly feeling (F): they’re driven by emotion, affection and interpersonal drama, as seen in “com o ego la em cima ultimamente depois que terminei e meu entretenimento diário se tornou ver meu ex se humilhar por mim” and the heartfelt holiday messages in “venho por meio deste tuite desejar um natal abençoado e yurikustico a todos os meus mutuals queridos”. Finally, they look perceiving (P): they go with the flow, binge anime all day in “dia todo coçando o saco vendo ppv do bbb” and “virar a noite lendo bl”, and their complaints about not keeping one icon or being disorganized with aesthetics in “queria ter o poder de passar mais de uma semana com um icon fixo” suggest spontaneity over structured planning. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative romantic/fandom focus, strong emotional expressiveness, and a playful, unstructured lifestyle—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can spend ‘dia todo coçando o saco vendo PPV do BBB’ and still look that cute in your selfie checks, imagine us maratonando reality show juntos: you judging the contestants, me pretending I’m not just watching you.
- You said you feel ‘the friend people ask if a pic is good to post’—how about we upgrade? I’ll be the boyfriend who says ‘post it’ and then takes 200 more because your #SEMANIAN deserves a couple edition.
- You survived recommending Jujutsu Kaisen to your dad, 10 hours on the couch, and still had energy to scream about Madison Beer and yaoi… I’m just saying: that’s exactly the stamina I’m looking for in someone to binge anime and make out with between episodes.
- Since you already won the Just Dance championship at the primo meeting and still flexed your aliança, I volunteer as tribute to be your next duo partner—winner gets a kiss and lifetime access to my Netflix.
- You keep tweeting that you want to apalpar bíceps de um homem viril, seguir preto gostoso no Instagram, e ter sexo homoafetivo selvagem… I may not be all three, but I’m available, well‑behaved, and very educado—wanna test my boyfriend potential instead of your ex’s patience?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Film & anime enjoyer, BL scholar, part-time Just Dance champion. Once sent my mom R$20 thinking I had 40 and ended the day with 0.– @15doutubro
Your signature cocktail
Healed & Homossexual on the Rocks
This cocktail is built for someone who spends afternoons “enchendo o rabo de churrasco” by the pool and worshipping the sun, so the cachaça with grilled pineapple channels all those barbecue, summer, and #healed vibes from “4 horas inteiras me entupindo de carne assada tomando banho de piscina xoxando…” and “ai que delícia o verão eu quero esse clima quente”. Pink guava juice brings a sweet, soft fruity side for the affectionate friend who’s always chatting with their migruxas and being the go-to aesthetic advisor in “me sinto tanto em ser o amigo que procuram pra perguntar se uma foto ta boa pra postar”. Sparkling sake adds an experimental, slightly weeb/anime sparkle for the all-night BL reader and Jujutsu Kaisen maratoner of “amo ser atoa e virar a noite lendo bl” and “10 horas que mofamos no sofá enquanto coçamos o saco e maratonamos jujutsu”. A dash of bitters represents the dramatic swings between loving and hating men in “a linha tênue entre amar e odiar homens ao mesmo tempo” and “ando com NOJO de homem esses últimos dias”, while the chili-salt rim gives the sexy, chaotic edge of “quero sexo homoafetivo selvagem com muito amor mordidas e chupoes”. Strong enough to match the ego of someone who can say “meu entretenimento diário se tornou ver meu ex se humilhar por mim”, but still sparkling, sweet, and shamelessly dramatic—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user is very relationship‑ and community‑oriented, constantly centering friends and family, which is strongly Hufflepuff-coded. They clearly adore their friends and show up for them, whether it’s spending hours on the phone gossiping with a friend’s mom (“liguei pra minha migra e quem atendeu foi a mãe dela tem 20 minutos que estamos xoxando os outros amigos dela na ligação”) or hyping up their besties with affection and inside jokes (“papendo com minha pfta @zradeluxe”, “eu e minha migra miguxa baby bebe aninha @jaevamps ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ”). Their loyalty and warmth shine through in family contexts, like joyfully helping with Christmas dinner despite feeling "amargo" about the work (“passei o dia inteiro ocupado realmente ajudando na ceia de natal ao invés de só fingir”) and cherishing cousin gatherings and Just Dance competitions (“FELIZ NATAL! encontrinho de primos + venci na competição anual de just dance… me empanturrei”). They also like being the supportive friend people rely on—someone others consult about photos to post (“me sinto tanto em ser o amigo que procuram pra perguntar se uma foto ta boa pra postar”)—which fits Hufflepuff’s dependable, behind‑the‑scenes vibe. While they have moments of drama and strong opinions about men and fandoms, those are grounded in a deep concern for the people and things they care about, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
boys will be boys - Dua Lipa
A song that best suits them is boys will be boys by Dua Lipa, because it balances being witty, dramatic, and a bit fed up with men while still loving romance and attention. They joke about their own contradictions with men, like saying they’re with “NOJO de homem” while also wanting to “apalpar os biceps de um homem viril e musculoso”, and even confessing “quero sexo homoafetivo selvagem com muito amor mordidas e chupoes”. The song’s theme of calling out male behavior while still being vulnerable mirrors tweets such as “meu ódio por homens está oficialmente de volta tudo voltou ao seu devido lugar” contrasted with their excitement when “acabei de ser agraciado com o follow de um pretinho no instagram deus esta em todas as coisas mesmo”. Their flair for drama and emotional swings in love—like following a guy first on Instagram and not getting a follow back in “fui inventar de seguir um homem primeiro no instagram e não recebi follow back”—fits the song’s frustrated yet self-aware energy. Overall, the track captures their blend of queer longing, sarcastic humor, and love/hate relationship with men.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 22 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
