Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses dark, self-referential humor to cope and entertain, like joking about becoming illiterate when gaming in “I play Persona 5, I become illiterate” and mocking their own drunken tweet with “rewriting this sober cause i actually think about it often”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep engagement with interests (Persona 5, Shuake, Byler, Pokemon, etc.), e.g. buying P5 again in “bought p5 vanilla just because” and defending Akechi’s character in “rewriting this sober cause i actually think about it often, im sure akechi would be gay…”.
- Loyal friend: Involves friends in their hobbies and cares about them, like forcing friends to watch an OVA then explaining the plot on a whiteboard in “forced my friends to watch this ova yesterday…” and being upset when a Pokemon card for a friend didn’t arrive in “that wasfor my friend”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—excitement, sadness, anxiety—such as anticipation in “april 2026 is gonna be the best month ever” and vulnerability about loneliness and needing a pet in “having a pet could probably save my life”.
- Creative communicator: Uses vivid, absurd images and metaphors, like the angel exploding over orphans in “everytime someone compares akechi to adachi an angel explodes mid air…” and the dream about school as Epstein’s island in “we took looksmaxxing and suicide tests”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently references wanting to die or kill themselves, e.g. “my death scheduled for tomorrow, you’re all invited”, “i hope i die yesterday”, and “day drinking on a monday because i promised i wouldn’t kill myself anytime soon”.
- Self-deprecation: Regularly directs hostility at themselves, such as “everybody should throw rocks at me”, calling themselves “the stupidest chuddiest idiot” in “the stupidest chuddiest idiot you know is playing…”, and saying they need to “kill myself and die” over a typo in “me when i spend 60€ on a figure…”.
- Therapy avoidance: Expresses strong distrust and avoidance of mental health support in “all therapists are hellspawn” and “ignoring my therapist’s messages for two months”.
- Risky alcohol use: Casually frames heavy or impulsive drinking as coping, e.g. “random alcohol on my cabinet taste test time”, “day drinking on a monday because i promised i wouldn’t kill myself anytime soon”, and drunk tweeting about Akechi in “drunk rant but akeci would be gaybregardless…”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often frames situations as apocalyptic or irreparable, like “world ends tomorrow everyone put it down on your calendars”, “never ever ever ever ever ever going out again this time i mean it for real its so over”, and “its over its over its over…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-verbal, very online-smart, and constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they mix genuine intellect and media analysis with melodramatic angst, as seen when they rewrite a drunk meta take into a sober one about Akechi’s sexuality: “rewriting this sober cause i actually think about it often, im sure akechi would be gay regardless of his gender…”. They process life through fiction and niche interests (Persona, FFVII, Stranger Things, Pokemon), e.g. “we are witnessing the consequences of not getting a new mainline persona game in 10 years” and “every adult should watch pokemon at least once to relearn friendship and kindness”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to moralize through the media she loves. Their depressive and suicidal humor — “day drinking on a monday because i promised i wouldn’t kill myself anytime soon” and “my gut tells me im gonna die soon” — mirrors Lisa’s darker, lonely streak when her sensitivity becomes overwhelming. Finally, their queer-coded posting and search for connection (“beautiful queer girls near me google search”) parallel fan-readings of Lisa as a gifted, somewhat alienated kid growing into queer, self-aware adulthood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): much of their life is online, with lots of self-deprecating and inward-focused commentary like “laid in bed for so long i have become one with it now i can’t leave my bed ever again” and “never ever ever ever ever ever going out again this time i mean it for real its so over”, and they cope via media rather than constant in-person socializing (“playing animal crossing while i watch sasunaru doujinshi videos from 2012 with jpop on youtube on the tv with my roommate”). Their posts strongly suggest intuition (N): they’re more into interpretation and symbolism than concrete facts, e.g. reading deep emotional motives into a fictional character’s sexuality in “rewriting this sober cause i actually think about it often, im sure akechi would be gay regardless of his gender… because he strives for a deeper emotional connection that only someone with similar experiences can offer” and exaggerating life into surreal imagery like “the stars spoke to me tonight, they told they’re gonna lock me in a psychward this 2026”. They lean heavily feeling (F): their reasoning is grounded in emotional resonance, hurt, and personal values rather than cold logic, as seen in “having a pet could probably save my life”, “if heated rivalry taught me one thing its that i don’t like men as much as i thought i did”, and their empathetic framing of Akechi’s need for deep connection. Finally, they’re clearly perceiving (P) rather than structured: they day-drink and doomscroll impulsively (“day drinking on a monday because i promised i wouldn’t kill myself anytime soon”), joke about chaotic life circumstances (“my death scheduled for tomorrow, you’re all invited”), and don’t manage logistics carefully (e.g. “me when i spend 60€ on a figure but i write my email wrong and now i don’t have a confirmation for my order”). Altogether, the introspective, emotionally intense, fantasy/media-focused, and disorganized vibe fits INFP best: an inward, idealistic feeler who lives in fandoms and inner worlds while struggling with practical structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- You: “I died in 2019 everything after is my ghost.” Me: perfect, then we can haunt 2016 together, play Persona 5, become fully illiterate, and blame it all on shuake.
- You bought P5 vanilla ‘just because’ and still no Black Mask Akechi nendoroid… if Good Smile won’t give you what you want, I volunteer as your limited edition, unspoiled Akechi merch.
- You’re out here day drinking on a Monday because you promised you wouldn’t kill yourself soon, watching sasunaru doujinshi with j‑pop and Animal Crossing in the background—can I be the roommate who hands you chicken nuggets and puts on Pokémon so we relearn friendship together?
- You said having a pet could probably save your life and that you can’t stop meowing—if I show up with a kitten and a CD for your player, do I get to extend your lifespan and maybe your definition of ‘beautiful queer girls near me’?
- Every time someone compares Akechi to Adachi an angel explodes over orphaned children—if calling you my favourite detective prince prevents even one celestial mass casualty event, I’ll dedicate my life to the Church of Goronui Akechi Hate Account Worship.
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Persona 5 & yaoi analyst, part-time chicken nugget critic. Once explained the entire P5 plot on a whiteboard after an OVA night.– @16outofgravity
Your signature cocktail
The Shuake Meltdown
This drink starts with smoky mezcal for the chain‑smoking, vaguely doomed energy of tweets like “cigarettes are like antidepressants if they actually worked kinda” and “akechi would smoke marlboro reds because those are my favorites so they would be his favorites too”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, dramatic red for their yaoi/shuake brainrot and persona obsession in posts like “I LOVE YAOI” and “i’m a big fan of the p5r localization team and their clear shuake bias”. Cold brew coffee captures the insomnia doomscrolling vibe of “drinking warm tea in a bubble bath while doomscrolling twitter life doesn’t get any better than this” and their perpetual "it’s so over" mood like “never ever ever ever ever ever going out again this time i mean it for real its so over”. A hit of Fernet or bitter herbal liqueur stands in for the sharp, unhinged humor of “everytime someone compares akechi to adachi an angel explodes mid air and its organs to fall right on top of a group of orphaned children” and “all therapists are hellspawn”. Finally, the vanilla cream foam and crushed ice on top are the soft layer of kittens, Pokémon, and comfort media from “i only use instagram to look at videos of kittens” and “every adult should watch pokemon at least once to relearn friendship and kindness”, hiding a dangerously strong, chaotic cocktail underneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their posts show intense self-preservation, sharp cynicism, and a calculated way of coping with pain that aligns most with Slytherin. They repeatedly frame life in terms of survival and doom, such as saying “my gut tells me im gonna die soon” and joking about being locked in a psych ward in “the stars spoke to me tonight, they told they’re gonna lock me in a psychward this 2026”, but they keep going, which hints at grim resilience and self-preserving humor. Their antagonistic, almost gleefully vicious rhetoric (e.g. “everytime someone compares akechi to adachi an angel explodes mid air and its organs to fall right on top of a group of orphaned children” and “akechi should’ve killed him twice and it still wouldn’t have been enough”) shows a love of sharp edges and moral ambiguity, very Slytherin-coded. They also display a strong instinct for choosing their own path over expectations: “ignoring my therapist’s messages for two months life is wonderful and everyone gets what they deserve” and “never ever ever ever ever ever going out again this time i mean it for real its so over” both reflect stubborn autonomy and boundary-setting, however self-destructive. Finally, their fixation on complex, morally grey characters like Akechi and their analytical takes on him (e.g. “rewriting this sober cause i actually think about it often, im sure akechi would be gay regardless of his gender…”) underscores an identification with ambitious, layered, and strategically-minded figures, which is classic Slytherin energy.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Their mix of dark humor, dramatized despair, and intense fandom energy fits Welcome to the Black Parade almost perfectly. They directly reference it with the classic opening line in a tweet: “when I was young my dad took me into the city to see a marching band he told me son when you grow old would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned”, which already shows a strong emotional connection to the song. A lot of their posts balance suicidal ideation and self-destruction jokes with a strange persistence, like “day drinking on a monday because i promised i wouldn’t kill myself anytime soon” and “i died in 2019 everything i’ve done and said after that was just my ghost pretending that i’m still here”, echoing the song’s themes of carrying on after feeling like you’re already gone. Their fixation on found family, queerness, and emotional intensity in media – from Persona 5 shuake takes to posts like “every adult should watch pokemon at least once to relearn friendship and kindness” – mirrors the song’s blend of angst and hopeful catharsis. The melodramatic tone of tweets such as “world ends tomorrow everyone put it down on your calendars” and “its over its over its over its over its over...” also fits the theatrical, over-the-top emotional scale of MCR’s anthem.
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