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Lisa Simpson’s hallmark introspection and love of philosophy mirrors the user’s frequent existential musings, such as "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how." and "Without a body, suffering would be impossible With a body, suffering becomes inevitable." The user’s self‑critical statements like "I’m so ugly" and "I feel so ashamed to have emotions" echo Lisa’s occasional insecurity about being an outsider and her struggle to fit in. Their desire for love and fear of being used, expressed in "I love being needed but hate being used" and "I love you so much that I know I’ll hate it when you leave," matches Lisa’s heartfelt yet cautious approach to relationships. The user’s drive to push past embarrassment ("Everything you want is on the other side of embarrassment") reflects Lisa’s tendency to step out of her comfort zone to pursue knowledge and potential, as she often says "One of the greatest tragedies in life is potential unrealized." Finally, the user’s yearning for parental validation ("Most people I know tell me how great I am other than my own mother. Her opinion carries more weight in my head") aligns with Lisa’s deep bond with Marge and her need for her mother’s approval.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user consistently expresses inner thoughts and feelings, indicating Introversion (e.g., “I love the way she looks a little sad in her resting face” and “I feel like I did everything right and still got punished for it”). Their language is abstract, philosophical, and future‑oriented, showing Intuition (e.g., “He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.” and “Without a body, suffering would be impossible With a body, suffering becomes inevitable”). They prioritize personal values and emotions over objective analysis, demonstrating Feeling (e.g., “Don’t make anyone make you feel as if you don’t deserve what you want, even yourself” and “I love you so much that I know I’ll hate it when you leave”). Finally, they appear flexible, exploratory, and undecided about life goals, characteristic of Perceiving (e.g., “I truly don’t know what I want out of life but I hope I can find it soon” and “If you listen to all the advice … Success comes when you know when to apply advice”).

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Philosophical thinker, occasional poet, & self-diagnosed meme connoisseur. Once mistook a fortune cookie for a life plan. #Introspective– @17Kayex

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This cocktail captures the user's blend of darkness and yearning, just like their tweet "We accept the love we think we deserve". The smoky mezcal reflects their line "It’s like everyone wants me to become a monster. Ill never let em win", while the black vodka mirrors the self‑described "Im so ugly". Blood orange juice adds a bitter‑sweet edge, echoing "Everything you want is on the other side of embarrassment". Activated charcoal gives the drink its murky depth, reminiscent of "My soul lives in a perpetual state of limerence". A dash of orange bitters ties it together, just as the tweet "All I wanna do is gamble all day is that too much to ask for" shows their love of risk.

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits a strong preference for introspection and philosophical reflection, typical of Ravenclaw, as seen in "Child wounds guide adult behavior" and "Without a body, suffering would be impossible With a body, suffering becomes inevitable". Their emphasis on balancing thought and action—"Thinkers need to start doing Doers need to start thinking"—shows a love of knowledge and wisdom. They display critical discernment of advice, noting that "Success comes when you know when to apply advice," a hallmark of the Ravenclaw's analytical mindset. Their admiration for exceptional people who "know when to break their own rules" highlights a value placed on intellectual insight over raw ambition. Though they express personal insecurities, the dominant thread is a quest for understanding and self‑knowledge, aligning them most closely with Ravenclaw.

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The raw, confessional tone of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" (famously covered by Johnny Cash) mirrors Kayex’s frequent expressions of self‑destruction and remorse, as seen in the tweet 'I break myself even more just to prove to you I am hurting.' Lines like "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" echo tweets such as "Im so ugly" and "I feel like I did everything right and still got punished for it," showing a deep sense of self‑loathing. Both the song and Kayex’s timeline speak about love’s painful cost, reflected in the tweet "The price of loving someone very much is never loving anyone ever again." The refrain’s contemplation of regret and longing for redemption fits the recurring desire for connection and fear of abandonment, captured in "I love you so much that I know I’ll hate it when you leave." Overall, the bleak yet cathartic atmosphere of "Hurt" captures the mix of existential angst, love, and self‑harm that defines Kayex’s tweets.

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