Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, pain, and longing, like in “queria tanto te dar um feliz natal e dizer o tanto q te amo” and “eu só quero a minha felicidade de volta”.
- Dedicated lifter: Shows commitment to the gym and progress, e.g. “CONSEGUI PEGAR 100 KILOS NO SUPINO FILHO DA PUTA” and “vou começar um off cabuloso quero ver eu não ficar com 95kg”.
- Reflective thinker: Thinks about identity and meaning, like “eu não era assim”, “nilismo é o bglh”, and “sdds de quando eu tinha o coração puro”.
- Affectionate partner: Expresses care and romantic effort, with tweets like “a cartinha ficou tão perfeita quanto vc”, “espero q ela goste do presente”, and “o jeito q vc me olha eh tão perfeito”.
- Honest vulnerability: Talks openly about mental health and struggles, such as “de uns dias pra cá ta impossível tankar a vida”, “meus pensamentos me sabotam demais”, and “não estou com pensamentos suicidas hoje”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive impulses: Mentions overdosing or wanting to die, like “quero tomar 40 rivotril , ter uma overdose e consequentemente morrer” and “alguém me da um tiro pf qro tirar meu nome do serasa”.
- Aggressive reactions: Uses violent or hostile language, e.g. “vou arrastar a cara torta desse mlk no asfalto quente”, “crlho guria vc não cansa de ser uma puta nojenta?”, and “o problema é que eu facilmente mataria por ciúmes”.
- Emotional volatility: Oscillates between euphoria and despair, like “a vida é maravilhosa” contrasted with “de uns dias pra cá ta impossível tankar a vida” and “eu acho q eu ja cansei de ser eu”.
- Risky behavior: Shows poor judgment with health, like “oi tomei 20g de pre treino e acho q vou ter uma parada cardíaca 🤠” followed by staying in the ER “desde as 05:00 da manhã num pronto socorro por conta da bosta de um pré treino”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and crude expressions toward others, such as “branquela azeda filha de uma puta” and “quem são os filhos das putas q querem q as aulas voltem”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, mixing introspection, emotional turbulence, and a sense of being out of place. They show a reflective, almost philosophical side, as in “nilismo é o bglh” and “programação eh o bagulho”, echoing Lisa’s intellectual and existential streak. There is clear emotional depth and recurring sadness in posts like “eu só quero a minha felicidade de volta”, “de uns dias pra cá ta impossível tankar a vida”, and “eu acho q eu ja cansei de ser eu”, similar to Lisa’s frequent loneliness and struggle with depression. Their romantic intensity and longing, seen in tweets like “se eu continuar sonhando contigo eu vou enlouquecer” and “espero continuar vivo nas suas lembranças e memórias.”, match Lisa’s tendency to feel deeply and overthink relationships. Even when they lash out or act edgy, as in “odeio os meus demônios” and “meus pensamentos me sabotam demais”, it fits Lisa’s pattern of internal conflict more than the carefree chaos of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: a lot of their life appears to revolve around solitary activities like gaming and late-night thoughts, e.g. “silent hill 2 remake ta insano” and “tlou é simplesmente um jogo maravilhoso”, and they frequently talk about their inner world, like “eu acho q eu ja cansei de ser eu”. Their language is emotionally symbolic and abstract, pointing to intuition (N) rather than sensing—for example, “sinto falta de todos os vazios q já preenchi” and “eu só quero a minha felicidade de volta” focus on inner meaning rather than concrete facts. They lean strongly feeling (F): mood, love, jealousy, and hurt dominate the timeline, e.g. “queria tanto te dar um feliz natal e dizer o tanto q te amo”, “eh eu realmente fui só um passatempo”, and “eu não era assim”, with emotional outbursts like “crlho guria vc não cansa de ser uma puta nojenta?” showing strong value-driven reactions. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their life feels reactive and spontaneous (overdosing pre-workout, insomnia, emotional swings) rather than structured, as seen in “oi tomei 20g de pre treino e acho q vou ter uma parada cardíaca 🤠” and the impulsive, stream-of-consciousness style of “quero transar quero fazer sexo quero fuder quero sapecagens quero oba oba”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic idealization, existential/nihilistic reflections like “nilismo é o bglh”, and lack of rigid planning aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can hit 100 kilos on bench, think how hard you’d hit my heart. I’ll even bring a sane pre-workout so you don’t end up in the ER again like on 2025-05-13.
- You said on 2024-06-19 that TLOU is ‘simply a wonderful game’ — so when are we doing a playthrough where I’m Ellie, you’re Joel, and we see if your loyalty on 2025-03-04 is really apocalypse-proof?
- On 2025-04-09 you just wanted your happiness back; on 2025-05-13 life was ‘maravilhosa’. Let me be the plot twist where your nihilism tweet from 2024-05-29 gets canceled because you accidentally fall for the girl who actually gets your chaos.
- You survived Malenia on 2024-07-02, Silent Hill 2 on hard in 2025-06-11, and the ‘voices’ from 2025-09-25 — statistically speaking, the next logical boss fight is a date with me. New achievement: ‘garota dos fios vermelhos’ unlocked.
- You said on 2024-07-02 that with a tattoo and piercing you’d be the happiest person on Earth; how about we bargain: you get the neck tattoo you wanted on 2024-05-27, I get a kiss like in your 2025-02-28 tweet, and we both PR our happiness stats?
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Gym rat, code enjoyer & horror game fan. Once took 20g of pre-workout and met ER staff at sunrise. Trying to lift heavy and live heavier.– @1azakarov
Your signature cocktail
Red Wire Reverie
This drink starts with cachaça infused with dark roast coffee for late-night gamer energy and Brazilian chaos, echoing the insomnia and nihilist vibes of “Insomnia is going to kill me” and “nilismo é o bglh”. Cherry liqueur brings a deep red sweetness for all the romance, obsession, and heartbreak of “garota dos fios vermelhos.” and “queria tanto te dar um feliz natal e dizer o tanto q te amo”. Tonic water adds a sharp bitterness that matches the self-loathing and emotional volatility of “eu acho q eu ja cansei de ser eu” and “de uns dias pra cá ta impossível tankar a vida”. A squeeze of lime cuts through the heaviness like those rare hopeful spikes in “a vida é maravilhosa” and gym-grind triumphs such as “CONSEGUI PEGAR 100 KILOS NO SUPINO FILHO DA PUTA”. The smoked salt rim brings an edgy, abrasive finish that fits both the dark humor and aggression of “vou arrastar a cara torta desse mlk no asfalto quente” and the raw, unfiltered desire in “quero transar quero fazer sexo quero fuder quero sapecagens quero oba oba”. Strong, slightly bitter, a little sweet, and definitely experimental—this is a cocktail that doesn’t just hit; it overthinks, overshares, and then hits again.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-style intensity, impulsiveness, and willingness to throw themselves headfirst into things. Their tendency to escalate to violence/vengeful fantasies is very on-brand for hot-blooded Gryffindors, e.g. “vou arrastar a cara torta desse mlk no asfalto quente” and “o problema é que eu facilmente mataria por ciúmes”. They repeatedly express raw, dramatic emotion without much filter, like “quero tomar 40 rivotril , ter uma overdose e consequentemente morrer” and “de uns dias pra cá ta impossível tankar a vida”, which points to impulsive, feeling-driven reactions rather than calculated Slytherin self-preservation. At the same time, there’s a passionate, almost knight-like devotion to love and monogamy in “deus, familia e monogamia 🙏🏻” and “não existe ser humano mais fiel q eu”, aligning with Gryffindor’s heart-on-sleeve loyalty. While there are hints of introspection and nihilism, such as “nilismo é o bglh”, they aren’t framed as detached intellectualism (Ravenclaw) or cold ambition (Slytherin), but as part of an emotionally volatile, dramatic personality, making Gryffindor the best overall fit.
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Cigarettes After Sex - Cigarettes After Sex
The song Cigarettes After Sex fits them because their timeline mixes intense romantic obsession with a melancholic, late-night vibe. They openly idealize love and intimacy in a raw way, like when they say “quero transar quero fazer sexo quero fuder quero sapecagens quero oba oba” and write yearning posts such as “se eu continuar sonhando contigo eu vou enlouquecer”. Emotionally, they oscillate between devotion and heartbreak, reflected in tweets like “espero continuar vivo nas suas lembranças e memórias.” and “eh eu realmente fui só um passatempo”, which mirror the band’s themes of lingering memories and doomed relationships. They also explicitly mention the band with “obrigado por esse álbum incrível cigarros depois do sexo”, reinforcing that this sound and mood already resonate deeply with them. The combination of romantic fixation, insomnia, and nihilistic streaks in posts like “Insomnia is going to kill me” and “nilismo é o bglh” matches the hazy, nocturnal melancholy that defines Cigarettes After Sex.
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