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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up best with Homer Simpson: chaotic, funny, a bit self-destructive, but oddly lovable. The mix of dark, absurd humor in “eu gosto de comer caco de vidro” and casual complaining about life going wrong, like the PC issues in “em pleno ano novo o pc decide q vai ser fumado, o coisa boa” and “sinto que uma hora vai dar merda, mas pelo menos a tela parou de desligar qnd abro algum jogo”, matches Homer’s constant mishaps and resigned optimism. Their love of cars and games, calling the Peugeot 106 “goated” in Underground 2 in “peugeot 106 é mt goated no underground 2, pqp”, fits Homer’s childish enthusiasm for cool toys and vehicles. The slightly chaotic, jokey vibe in “vsf como que aguenta o teimo indo de bike pro mercado😭😭😭😭 que cara lindo” and the lack of any overly serious or organized persona also point away from responsible characters like Marge or Lisa. Overall, they feel like a modern, online Homer: a bit messy, funny, into cars and games, and constantly dealing with life breaking around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets focus on personal hobbies and tech issues rather than social gatherings, like talking about Need for Speed Underground 2 and specific cars in “peugeot 106 é mt goated no underground 2, pqp” instead of people or parties. Their attention to concrete, sensory details points to Sensing (S): they discuss specific car models and hardware problems, e.g. “em pleno ano novo o pc decide q vai ser fumado, o coisa boa” and “se tem um carro q eu nunca vejo ngm falando sobre é fiat brava, nunca vi até hj projeto”, rather than abstract theories. They sound more Thinking (T) than Feeling: even when they mention a bad feeling, it’s framed in a blunt, practical way like “sinto que uma hora vai dar merda, mas pelo menos a tela parou de desligar qnd abro algum jogo”, focusing on the technical outcome. Their style is spontaneous and reactive, fitting Perceiving (P): they complain as things happen (PC breaking on New Year’s, bike ride comments) rather than talking about plans or structure, as seen in “depois de horas dolorosas e muito sofrimento, ta pronto”, which shows flexible perseverance rather than organized planning. Overall, the combination of reserved vibe, hands-on/technical interests, blunt humor, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle matches ISTP best.

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Beat-bubble enjoyer, underground Peugeot 106 evangelist, part-time PC firefighter. Once fixed my rig just so it could die again on New Year’s.– @1espionagem

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The Beat Bolha Nitro 106 mixes silver cachaça and energy drink for that wired, slightly chaotic gamer vibe of someone whose PC might explode at any minute, like in “sinto que uma hora vai dar merda, mas pelo menos a tela parou de desligar qnd abro algum jogo”. A splash of blue curaçao brings in the underground arcade glow and the love for cars, especially the iconic line “peugeot 106 é mt goated no underground 2, pqp”. The smoked salt rim nods to their PC deciding it wants to be barbecued in “em pleno ano novo o pc decide q vai ser fumado, o coisa boa”, adding a burnt-but-still-laughing edge. A dash of bitters captures that chaotic humor of saying “eu gosto de comer caco de vidro” and the slightly unhinged taste in life. Strong, a bit bitter, unexpectedly sweet and neon-looking, this cocktail is experimental but lowkey, just like a DJ who writes in the bio “gosto de beat bolha e carro dj distructor na master” and wonders “como que faz pra criar costume de usar spotify” instead of actually chilling.

Your Hogwarts House
Carlinhos comes across as a laid-back, loyal, and down‑to‑earth person, which leans strongly Hufflepuff. His admiration for a friend biking to the market in “vsf como que aguenta o teimo indo de bike pro mercado😭😭😭😭 que cara lindo” shows an affectionate, supportive way of talking about people close to him rather than a self-focused or status-focused mindset. He also shows a kind of quiet persistence with tech problems, joking about his PC issues in “em pleno ano novo o pc decide q vai ser fumado, o coisa boa” and then later noting some improvement in “sinto que uma hora vai dar merda, mas pelo menos a tela parou de desligar qnd abro algum jogo”, which feels like patient endurance rather than dramatic bravado. His casual, self-deprecating humor, like “eu gosto de comer caco de vidro”, points to someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, a common Hufflepuff vibe. Overall, he doesn’t show the ambition of Slytherin, the overt heroics of Gryffindor, or a strong intellectual identity like Ravenclaw; instead, he reads as a chill, loyal, good‑natured Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Midnight City by M83, which mixes late-night, slightly chaotic vibes with a dreamy, urban atmosphere—perfect for someone who loves cars and underground racing culture. Their excitement about games and cars in “peugeot 106 é mt goated no underground 2, pqp” fits the song’s feeling of speeding through neon-lit streets. The track’s nostalgic, almost melancholic energy also matches their joking-but-slightly-cursed tone in posts like “em pleno ano novo o pc decide q vai ser fumado, o coisa boa” and “sinto que uma hora vai dar merda, mas pelo menos a tela parou de desligar qnd abro algum jogo”. Their bio, “gosto de beat bolha e carro dj distructor na master,” suggests they enjoy distinctive beats and car aesthetics, which lines up with the synth-heavy, driving rhythm of the song. Even their absurd humor in “eu gosto de comer caco de vidro” hints at someone who thrives in slightly chaotic, surreal energy—exactly the kind of person who’d have Midnight City playing in the background of their life.

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