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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and very online-core about their niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re socially aware and critical, joking about class and systems with lines like “vengo tan poco al médico privado que se me olvida su característico olor a clasismo”. There’s also a strong introspective and depressive streak similar to Lisa’s darker episodes, as seen in “i killed myself almost 37 times before going to college” and feeling “conditioned” by life in “conditioned the way i am so hard”. Their queer, sapphic identity and sense of being on the outside looking in echo Lisa’s experience as the odd one out in her environment, especially in posts like “y'all wouldn't survive a day being an unattractive sapphic”. Finally, their intense fandom energy and emotional reactions to anime and ships—such as “Ojalá mi novio quisiese ponerse un match tsukkiyama...” and “ENAMORADOS!!”—fit Lisa’s passionate, slightly obsessive dedication to the things she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are introspective, emotional reactions rather than descriptions of parties or big social outings, like the very personal admission “i killed myself almost 37 times before going to college” and the self-directed commentary “algo que nunca piensas que vas a echar de menos es cagar”, which suggest inner focus and sharing thoughts online rather than highly social offline life. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing, often using dramatic, hyperbolic, or conceptual language instead of plain facts, e.g. “conditioned the way i am so hard” and the surreal dream image “soñé que pipimi me vendaba la cabeza”, showing a tendency toward metaphor and inner narratives. Their posts are strongly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by emotional responses and values rather than detached analysis, as seen in “que sepas que estoy genuinamente llorando” and frustration about a toxic figure “esto me ha dado la iniciativa para bloquear ... por mi salud mental”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tone is spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive — from joking complaints like “muchas gracias no me survió una mierda” to impulsive fandom outbursts “DIOD LO NENCESITO” and “I NEED THIS”, with no evidence of careful planning or structured life updates. The combination of inward emotional depth, value-driven reactions, strong use of imagination and fandom, and flexible, off-the-cuff tweeting style fits INFP better than nearby types like ENFP (less overt social energy) or ISFP (less concrete/sensory focus and more abstract verbalization).

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18 • they/she. Anime, sapphic chaos & mild tech disasters. Once tried to install a Pokémon ROM and nearly married Opera GX instead.– @1upicornia

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bubbly and chaotic, like the coOlest magIcal giRl uWu🌈 energy in their bio, so it starts with sparkling rosé as the dramatic, sapphic base inspired by “y'all wouldn't survive a day being an unattractive sapphic”. Sweet lychee liqueur captures the soft, clingy emotional core behind “que sepas que estoy genuinamente llorando” and “im wrak......holding thr shoyou🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺”. Sharp yuzu soda adds a tangy, anxious kick for the dramatic overthinking of “i killed myself almost 37 times before going to college” and the unhinged bathroom oversharing in “algo que nunca piensas que vas a echar de menos es cagar”. A light blue curaçao mist nods to their anime/otaku side and Haikyuu fixation in “Ojalá mi novio quisiese ponerse un match tsukkiyama...” and “daichi debió seguir jugando a voley :'v”, giving the drink a magical-girl color shift. Finally, the edible glitter and rainbow sugar rim celebrate their queer, dramatic flair and chaotic tenderness seen in “se puede ser más gay DIOS” and the affectionate chaos of “yo a mi bff❤️ @pichillaswag 0”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lupi shows a sharp, cutting way of defending her mental space and calling people out that leans Slytherin. For example, she talks about blocking certain accounts explicitly “for my mental health” in “esto me ha dado la iniciativa para bloquear a d4laz y ricardo ediciones por mi salud mental o.o”, which reflects self‑preservation and strategic boundary‑setting. Her rant about a “pseudocelebridad incel” in “es increible el nivel de fracasado q tiene esta pseudocelebridad incel q cree que es un twittero de 15 años…” shows a ruthless, status-aware way of judging others that fits Slytherin’s edge. There’s also a streak of dark, dramatic humor about suffering and perseverance in “i killed myself almost 37 times before going to college”, which suggests resilience expressed through a sardonic, self-protective lens. While she’s affectionate and playful, the dominant traits that emerge—self‑protection, sharp tongue, and a willingness to draw hard lines—are most consistent with Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is girls by girl in red, because it matches both their chaotic sapphic energy and emotional vulnerability. Their bio (“coOlest magIcal giRl uWu🌈 … yams' mum🍀”) and tweets like “se puede ser más gay DIOS” line up perfectly with the song’s openly gay, slightly messy romantic vibe. The track’s themes of longing and intense feelings resonate with posts such as “ENAMORADOS!!” and “yo a mi bff❤️ @pichillaswag 0”, where they gush over affection and connection. At the same time, the undertone of insecurity and pain in the song reflects more fragile moments like “i killed myself almost 37 times before going to college” and “y'all wouldn't survive a day being an unattractive sapphic”. Their blend of humor, angst, and queer love makes girls an especially fitting soundtrack to their online persona.

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