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Bart Simpson’s rebellious, self‑deprecating style lines up with the user’s constant dark humor and anti‑authority posts, such as "Enlisting in the army to die ‘honorably’" and "Getting drafted so I can die quicker #loophole". The frequent suicidal jokes like "Tweets not working ima kms" and "All these notifs + 35hr call… KILL ME AND BURN EVERY LAST REMAIN" echo Bart’s occasional existential angst and tendency to exaggerate his misery. The user’s obsession with memes, gaming culture, and tattoos ("Got so much compliments on my tats tonight, I’m actually #himothy") mirrors Bart’s teenage preoccupation with looking cool and staying on‑trend. Crude language and defiant hashtags ("#chud", "Boy pussy butter") reflect Bart’s habit of pushing boundaries and mocking others. Overall, the blend of edgy humor, self‑destructive jokes, and a desire to stand out fits Bart’s iconic trouble‑making personality.

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The user’s frequent self‑promotion and craving for external validation, such as "Omg I’m closing in on 200m followers just 23 more guys!!!" and "I’m fishing for compliments now", show an extraverted communication style. Their tweets focus on vivid, present‑moment details – "Busted my ass on Ice going to work, took my ass right back home" and "Day 1 post tattoo soreness is never fun" – indicating a sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven language like "Genuinely abhor old people" and "All these notifs + 35hr call… KILL ME AND BURN EVERY LAST REMAIN" points to a feeling decision‑making approach. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible tone – "3 hour time limit on this app, if no response pls be patient" and setting short‑term goals like "My goal is to get under my usual 8 hours screen time this week!" – reflects a perceiving lifestyle.

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NYC gamer & tattoo aficionado. Once tried to enlist for an ‘honorable’ death—now I just grind loot & ink.– @21parsecs

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The drink blends smoky mezcal, echoing the user’s “Vape burnt and it’s way too cold” vibe and the “Air is so dry, can’t breathe, wanna die” tweet, while the matcha syrup nods to their #matcha post. A dash of Campari brings a bitter edge that mirrors their self‑deprecating humor like “All these notifs + 35hr call… KILL ME AND BURN EVERY LAST REMAIN” and “I’m a flop, ending everything.” The black squid ink gives the cocktail a deep, tattoo‑like hue, referencing “My “For those who come after” tat is gonna be GENERATIONAL.” A light dusting of matcha on the rim adds the #eboy aesthetic from the “#eboy #matcha #labubu #kms” tweet. Together the ingredients capture the paradox of dark nihilism and a craving for bold, eye‑catching style.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and a desire for legacy, such as bragging about nearing 200 million followers ('Omg I’m closing in on 200m followers just 23 more guys!!!') and planning a 'generational' tattoo ('My 'For those who come after' tat is gonna be GENERATIONAL'). They also display a willingness to exploit loopholes for personal benefit, e.g., 'Getting drafted so I can die quicker #loophole and you get a medal!' and offering to swap occupations with streamers. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a self‑serving mindset align most closely with Slytherin values. Additionally, their bold, provocative tone and disregard for conventional norms ('Enlisting in the army to die 'honorably'') further reinforce a cunning, ambitious personality typical of Slytherins.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with self‑destructive language and suicidal thoughts, e.g., “Tweets not working ima kms”, “Air is so dry, can’t breathe, wanna die”, and “Enlisting in the army to die ‘honorably’”. These lines echo the song’s opening lyric “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel,” which directly references self‑harm as a way to confirm existence. The refrain “the needle tears a piece of skin” parallels the user’s mentions of vaping and nicotine (“Vape burnt and it’s way too cold”). The overall tone of numbness, despair, and yearning for an end matches the bleak mood of “Hurt”. Finally, the repeated “KILL ME AND BURN EVERY LAST REMAIN” mirrors the song’s raw confession of inner pain and the desire for release.

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