Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently makes jokes and laughs at absurd situations, like mocking usernames in “'starchaser' no user KAKAKAKSKSK claro q é dodói” and reacting with long strings of KKKKK in multiple tweets.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly talks about feelings, like gratitude for rain in “Chuva!!! Muito grata nesse momento pela chuvinha” and anxiety about school in “amanhã ir comprar material escolar ne, dia 3 ja pqp começa meu último ano na escola 😭”.
- Reflective: Thinks about her own habits and past, e.g. analyzing her music-listening style in “eu sou obcecada em escutar especificamente o baixo nas músicas...” and recalling using a voice-post app in “tinha um app que dava pra postar audio no feed...”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong attachment to media and characters, like Stranger Things ships in “sou assim com qualquer coisa menos stranger things lamento mileven me tem há muito tempo” and intense love for specific bands in “to com uma saudade do cabrunco de voce (videoclub)”.
- Imaginative: Enjoys fanfic and detailed dreams, such as reading RPG fics without knowing all characters in “li uma fanfic desse rpg sem nem saber os nomes dos personagens direito...” and describing vivid dreams with a vampire friend in “fico sonhando que tô com pessoas que conheço e que fico roubando pertences delas...”.
Weaknesses:
- Easily-irritated: Expresses strong annoyance at relatively small things, like YouTube music autoplay in “essa porra fica botando música que eu escuto uma vez só no repeat...” and streaming suggestions in “tem esse filme legendado no youtube ai isso me estressa namoral tao facil achar essa porcaria”.
- Harsh-critic: Uses strong negative language about people or content she dislikes, such as “essa porra é muito feia que nojo eca eca” and “acho que sou muito amargurada pq odeio aquela patixa e a gretchen...”.
- Self-doubting: Talks about herself as dysfunctional or inadequate, like “eu sou uma pessoa disfuncional pra tudo” and worrying about not knowing what to do with school in the same tweet.
- Conflict-prone: Engages strongly in fandom conflicts, enjoying ragebait and ‘cagar em cima’ of ships she doesn’t like, as in “adoro cagar em cima de wolfstar e jegulus sendo q eu shippo moonwater” and “oxe claro eu gosto de sentir raiva vendo coisas q não gosto...”.
- Overattached-media: Her mood and attention seem heavily tied to media, like intense fixation on certain edits in “tentando achar edit do mike com weezer mas todas sao de byler...” and being ‘amando’ specific gifs and videos in “esse vídeo é tão especial pra mim” and “esse vídeo é incrível to viciada nos movimentos que ela faz”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read fanfic obsessively and get absorbed in story worlds, like when they said they’d keep thinking about an incomplete fic chapter they’d just read: “vou ficat pensando no que aconteceu com o pomba a fanfic nao ta completa…”, which fits Lisa’s bookish, overthinking nature. They’re introspective and self-critical about being "dysfunctional" and anxious about the future, as in “nao sei oq fazer mas ja vou entrar no 3° ano em fevereiro 😓 eu sou uma pessoa disfuncional pra tudo”, echoing Lisa’s frequent worries about school and her path in life. Their strong, specific tastes (only liking fluff and hurt/comfort fics, disliking certain ships and public figures) and willingness to say “I hate this but I’ll still look at it” (“oxe claro eu gosto de sentir raiva vendo coisas q não gosto…”) match Lisa’s opinionated, principled streak. They also show a sensitive emotional side—being grateful for small things like rain (“Chuva!!! Muito grata nesse momento pela chuvinha”) and obsessing over music and instrument details (“eu sou obcecada em escutar especificamente o baixo nas músicas”)—which fits Lisa’s artistic, detail-oriented personality. Overall, their mix of fandom brain, sensitivity, anxiety about school, and quietly sharp judgments lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson rather than the more chaotic or apathetic members of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted: their activities are mostly solitary and online (fanfic, edits, games, music) and they describe themselves as "disfuncional pra tudo" about real‑life demands rather than talking about going out or big social circles (“nao sei oq fazer mas ja vou entrar no 3° ano… eu sou uma pessoa disfuncional pra tudo”). Even when mentioning school, it’s framed as home→school→home, not socializing (“assim na escola eu até que me divirto, mas eu vou de casa pra escola da escola pra casa”), which fits I over E. They lean intuitive rather than concrete‑sensing: they fixate on moods and concepts (ragebait, ships, internet culture, nostalgia) more than practical details, e.g. enjoying feeling anger on purpose at content they dislike (“oxe claro eu gosto de sentir raiva vendo coisas q não gosto… Tem nadinha”) and waxing over the vibe of edits and music (“esse vídeo é incrível to viciada nos movimentos que ela faz”, “a música sendo mt peak”). Their focus on ships, fanfic, and imaginary scenarios like dream‑vampire friends (“meu amg era vampiro”) is classic N. Their decision‑making and reactions are clearly feeling‑oriented: they emphasize emotional responses—love, annoyance, obsession—more than argument or logic. For example, they talk about being "obcecada" with bass and music details in a very affective way (“eu sou obcecada em escutar especificamente o baixo nas músicas”), and they get protective and emotional about idols and characters (“eu fico com raiva quando vejo alguem atacando elas…”, “sou assim com qualquer coisa menos stranger things lamento mileven me tem há muito tempo”). Their humor is often sharp, but the reasoning behind preferences is feeling‑based (what they hate or love) rather than structured argument. On the J–P axis they seem more perceiving: they talk about anxiety and lack of structure (“puta merda to ansiosa”, “nao sei oq fazer mas ja vou entrar no 3° ano… eu sou uma pessoa disfuncional pra tudo”) and bounce between interests—games, edits, random videos, new musicians (“acho que vou começar a acompanhar esse kiiikiii gostei dessa musica 404 new era”)—with a spontaneous tone rather than planned structure. Their media consumption is impulse‑driven (binging a random RPG fanfic without knowing the characters: “li uma fanfic desse rpg sem nem saber os nomes dos personagens direito… mas mt ação gostei”), suggesting flexibility over scheduling. Putting it together, an INFP profile fits best: introverted, imaginative and fandom‑oriented, guided by strong personal likes and dislikes, and living in a somewhat unstructured, spontaneous way. Their emotional intensity toward fictional worlds (“adoro cagar em cima de wolfstar e jegulus sendo q eu shippo moonwater”), combined with introspective self‑comments and scattered but passionate interests, is highly characteristic of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you were born the same day as AO3, does that mean I can archive my feelings for you under ‘otp:true’ or do we just tag it ‘internet girl x stranger on the timeline’?
- You hating smut and loving fluff + hurt/comfort is perfect, actually—can I apply to be the comfort? I promise zero smut, maximum fluff, and occasional angst when Twitter barra teus posts.
- Since you’re obsessed with bass lines and always focusing on a different part of the instrumental, I’m hoping one day your attention lands on me and you think, ‘ok, this is my favorite track now’.
- You saying you’ll be in your last year of school and still feeling ‘disfuncional pra tudo’… if you ever need help with life quests, I can be your co‑op player—House Flipper, Roblox, and emotional support included.
- You cursing Wolfstar and Jegulus while defending Moonwater like your life depends on it is so funny—if we were a ship, I feel like we’d be that rare pairing people discover at 3 a.m. and go ‘ok wait, this actually slaps’.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • RN, BR 📚 Last year of school, full-time fandom analyst. Once listened to a song 10x just to follow the bass line. Here for edits, rain & strange dreams.– @24september08
Your signature cocktail
Internet Girl’s Moonseeker Fizz
This drink is bright, chatty, and a little chaotic, like someone who says “amo curtir tweets de fandoms que nao faço parte” and proudly admits “literalmente eu odeio smut só leio fluff e hurt comfort”. The guava–strawberry base is sweet but not childish, echoing her nostalgic side when she remembers DVDs and kids’ shows like “tinha o dvd desse, igual da angelina ballerina” and her love for edits and gifs in “amo gifs”. Strong Brazilian cachaça grounds it in Rio Grande do Norte and matches the intensity of lines like “fodase” and “é muita intensidade não da pra ignorar”. The sparkling citrus lifts the mood, like when she’s excited about music in “404 not found in the systema 404 the new era” and “to com uma saudade do cabrunco de voce (videoclub)”. Hibiscus adds a slightly dramatic, fandom-angsty note for the girl who will “adoro cagar em cima de wolfstar e jegulus sendo q eu shippo moonwater” yet still gets attached to Stranger Things in “lamento mileven me tem há muito tempo”. Finally, the tiny chili-salt rim is for the sharp, amargurada edge behind tweets like “acho que sou muito amargurada pq odeio aquela patixa e a gretchen” and the explosive frustration of “twitter caralho para de barrar meus post”, giving the cocktail a playful bite without overpowering its sweetness.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a pronounced love of ideas, media, and niche interests in a very analytical way, which fits Ravenclaw. They dissect how they listen to music, focusing on different layers of instrumentation, saying “eu sou obcecada em escutar especificamente o baixo nas músicas. Mas também presto atenção em todo o instrumental, eu escutando roi videoclub foco em uma parte diferente do instrumental a cada 10 segundos”, which is a very detail‑oriented, intellectual style of enjoyment. They also dive into fanfic and RPG stories for the narrative and action rather than just ships, as in “li uma fanfic desse rpg sem nem saber os nomes dos personagens direito KKKKKKKKKKKKK mas mt ação gostei”, showing curiosity and openness to new worlds. Their humor often involves meta‑commentary and a bit of ironic distance from fandoms, such as “amo curtir tweets de fandoms que nao faço parte”, which suggests an observer’s, thinker’s stance. While they can be emotional or snarky, the consistent pattern is someone who likes to think about things, analyze media, and engage with ideas in a slightly offbeat, witty way—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
internet girl - kailee morgue
The song internet girl fits them best because they clearly live a lot of their emotional life online, between fandoms, edits, and niche jokes, just like the song’s narrator. They literally reference the track with the line “havent you heard i'm the internet girl”, which mirrors the song’s self-aware, chronically-online attitude. Their timeline is full of fandom brainrot and ships — Stranger Things, Harry Potter pairings like moonwater and wolfstar, and RPG/fanfic talk such as “adoro cagar em cima de wolfstar e jegulus sendo q eu shippo moonwater” and “li uma fanfic desse rpg sem nem saber os nomes dos personagens direito KKKKKKKKKKKKK”. That obsessive, hyper-specific online culture vibe is exactly what the song captures. Even their irritation and intensity about tiny internet things — like “essa porra fica botando música que eu escuto uma vez só no repeat” and “eu fico com raiva quando vejo alguem atacando elas” — matches the dramatic, always-online emotional tone of internet girl.
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