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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, @2503emd is a politically conscious, musically inclined individual who often feels like an intellectual or social outcast. They display a sharp, critical wit regarding pop culture and social issues, such as when they question, “me choca as pessoas olharem pro estado atual do mundo acharem coerente ser de direita”. Their deep emotional sensitivity and frequent bouts of melancholy mirror Lisa’s more existential episodes, particularly in tweets like “posso cantar vitoria a depressao volto”. Despite their cynicism, they remain a dedicated fan of artistry, passionately shouting “ARTISTA PORRA” and finding solace in music. Ultimately, their combination of lo-fi sadness, activism, and specific musical tastes makes them a modern, futchmaxxing version of the Springfield saxophonist.

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@2503emd displays Extroversion through high-frequency, stream-of-consciousness posting and a desire for external connection, even tweeting, “vida me desbloqueia eu sei q vc ta lendo esse tweet”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their focus on aesthetic subcultures and identity concepts like #futchmaxxing and abstract feelings, stating “to sentindo coisas estou sentindo.”. As a Feeling type, they are intensely emotive and value-driven, oscillating between “LOLA YOUNG EU TE AMO” and deep personal lamentations about their “onda de desgraças sem fim”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their impulsive decision-making and lack of filter, admitting, “mesmo q eu n te conheça eu tweeto tudo q me vem na cabeça”.

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Passionate about music analysis and contemporary pop culture. When I’m not live-tweeting award shows, I’m probably debating discographies or at the hair salon.– @2503emd

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This drink captures the energy of someone who identifies as an “evil lesbian” and dreams of showing up to their reunion in a “little white suit” to outshine a former flame. The cigarette-infused gin honors her defense of Lola Young’s voice—“I want to see you smoke 7 packs of cigarettes... and sing better”—while the bitter Campari reflects a life she feels is paying “karma of 19 years in 1 month.” Despite the bitterness and the “debuff” of ineffective medication, the drink remains “golden” and “artistically” bold, much like her unfiltered Twitter presence.

Your Hogwarts House
@2503emd displays a sharp, cunning edge and a strong sense of self-preservation often colored by personal ambition and pride. Their self-proclaimed status as an “evil lesbian” and their unapologetic, “descarada” (shameless) attitude toward their own behavior reveal a Slytherin’s preference for authenticity over social niceties. They exhibit a resourceful, almost predatory focus on those who have wronged them, plotting future social victories in a “little white suit” to ensure an ex looks “washed up” by comparison. Even their interactions with others are marked by a survivalist wit, such as tracking people across platforms after being blocked, proving they are “descarada e assumo” in their pursuit of what—and who—they want.

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estreja’s profile is a whirlwind of lesbian identity, heartbreak, and chaotic pop culture commentary, making Chappell Roan’s work a perfect fit. They explicitly reference their sexuality and aesthetic through the bio #futchmaxxing and posts like “SAPATAO” and “little white suit (like the lesbian i am)”. The song’s themes of romantic frustration and resentment resonate with their tweets about an ex, specifically when they mention being blocked or ignored: “oi amor esqueceu de me bloquear na rant”. Furthermore, they are an active fan of the artist, frequently tweeting about her appearance and performance, such as “CHAPPEL EU TO VENDO MUITO SEUS PEITOS”. The mix of high-energy stan culture and the bittersweet edge of a messy breakup makes Good Luck, Babe! the ideal anthem for their current digital footprint.

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