Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd jokes like “been on twitter for three years and i only have 2.8 followers. i didn’t even know a person could be 0.8” and “my drag name is going to be fish and tuna”.
- Loyal: Shows strong support for friends and idols, e.g. “liking all of lukas’ posts even though i don’t understand spanish because i support him like that” and “quoting my job to focus on oomfs”.
- Socially-aware: Calls out issues like homophobia and AI’s impact, e.g. “if the only reason you dislike someone is because of their sexuality, you need to take a serious look at yourself” and “ai usage… causing a massive negative impact on the environment”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and fandoms, like the excitement over concerts and tickets in “I GET TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS ON THE SAME NIGHT😭😭” and “I GOT TICKETS TO NOAH”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care for friends and online mutuals, like “how i text my oomfs that i’d die for” and calling Garlic their “son” in “just birthed a son, his name is garlic”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh self-jokes like “been on twitter for three years and i only have 2.8 followers” and joking about being told to kill themself in “just got told to kill myself and that i’m unloved by corey and eddie”.
- Impulsive-language: Frequently uses extreme phrases about death or suffering, e.g. “you can’t say ‘i’m going to kill my self’ at every minor inconvenience” and “i can’t wait to wash my uterine lining in hell with corey”.
- Negative-emotionality: Tweets show frequent frustration or anger, like “i hate this fucking province”, “you people are so fucking weird”, and “i’m actually so mad.”.
- Boundary-blurring: Jokes about doxxing or personal info, e.g. “anyone who wants corey’s social security number, reply below”, which can normalize unsafe behavior even if meant humorously.
- Crude-humor: Relies heavily on explicit or shocking jokes such as “are you familiar with the term ‘boypussy del twinkcito’” and “that is shit from a butt”, which may alienate some audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, dramatic, and ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they weaponize dark humor and melodrama in a playful way, as in “you can’t say ‘i’m going to kill my self’ at every minor inconvenience” and “just got told to kill myself and that i’m unloved by corey and eddie #cancelcorey #canceleddie”, which reads as over-the-top bit rather than genuine malice. Their trolling and unserious threats toward friends echo Bart’s prankster energy: “anyone who wants corey’s social security number, reply below” and “corey is being blocked for sniffing the air”. At the same time, they’re deeply loyal and emotional about the things and people they love—stanning artists and caring about oomfs, like “I GET TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS ON THE SAME NIGHT😭😭” and “liking all of lukas’ posts even though i don’t understand spanish because i support him like that”—which parallels Bart’s hidden soft side. Their complaints about school, work, and their province, such as “good thing my manger just now responded to the message i sent her two fucking days ago” and “i hate this fucking province”, also mirror Bart’s rebellious frustration with authority and his environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with oomfs, joke about group calls, and share their life very openly, like “on call with corey but we’re both in school and muted #bonding” and “quoting my job to focus on oomfs”, suggesting they gain energy from social connection and attention. Their humour and fandom engagement show strong Intuition: they live in references, metaphors, and abstract bits rather than concrete details, e.g. “this happened to my good friend ben de backer” (a book character) and surreal tweets like “my drag name is going to be fish and tuna”. They clearly favor Feeling: they defend queer people and condemn prejudice with value-laden language in “if the only reason you dislike someone is because of their sexuality, you need to take a serious look at yourself and how you’re living your life”, and show strong emotional investment in artists and friends (“I GET TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS ON THE SAME NIGHT😭😭”). Their life appears spontaneous and flexible, not structured, pointing to Perceiving: they tweet in the moment about cramps and being out without medicine (“having terrible cramps but i’m not even at my house so i can’t take any medicine”), last-minute concert chaos (“waiting to find out if i got tickets or not”), and messy work communication (“good thing my manger just now responded to the message i sent her two fucking days ago”) without any emphasis on planning or order. Overall, their outgoing, emotionally expressive, fandom-centered, and chaotic-creative style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your dad can win the Ticketmaster war for Noah, do you think you could help me win the war for your attention? I promise I’ll be more loyal than that 10k queue in front of you.
- You loving Conan Gray so much you ‘forgive him for liking men’ is crazy, because I’m over here willing to forgive you for making me fall in love with you from just a Found Heaven tweet.
- You said life outside of Twitter is just a photo dump… if we hung out, I’d like to be the reason your ‘life outside of Twitter’ finally has a recurring character, not just a cameo.
- You named your fish Garlic, started #istandwithgarlic, and still somehow haven’t started #istandwithme sliding into your DMs. Should I file a complaint with your manager, or just flirt with you directly?
- You’ll defend Found Heaven from ragebait, sit through country-town musical droughts, and cross the country for concerts—so statistically speaking, you can definitely survive going on a date with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • he/they • rural town kid who named their fish Garlic, hates Caillou, and will cross provinces for a concert. Opinions are mine, playlists are gay.– @28and13forever
Your signature cocktail
The Garlic Gay Panic
This cocktail starts with a straight-up vodka shot in honor of their chaotic energy and experiments like “if you use water as a chaser for vodka, the water tastes really sweet (a friend told me this)”. Blue curaçao gives it the bright blue pop of their beloved fish Garlic, who’s “gotten much more blue and yellow as he is settling into his new home” in this tweet. Spicy ginger beer represents their sharp, rant-ready bite when they say things like “you people are so fucking weird” and their environmental/AI takes in “you people genuinely shock me some times”. A splash of cranberry brings the sweet, dramatic, slightly emo heart that plans to “wash my uterine lining in hell with corey” in this unhinged classic and would “die for” oomfs as seen in this tweet. The paper anchor garnish nods to their ⚓️ username aesthetic and the way they stay rooted in queer love and fandom, from screaming over concerts like “I GET TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS ON THE SAME NIGHT😭😭” to being “canada down” in this declaration.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and protectiveness toward friends and oomfs, like when they joke about quitting their job just to focus on their online friends in “quoting my job to focus on oomfs” and threaten to visit people who didn’t greet their new pet in “no one said hi to him, i will be showing up individually at your houses”. Their care for their pet garlic shines through affectionately in “just birthed a son, his name is garlic everybody say ‘hi garlic!’” and “garlic has gotten much more blue and yellow as he is settling into his new home i’m so excited”, which reflects a nurturing, gentle side. They also show a strong sense of fairness and ethics, calling out prejudice in “if the only reason you dislike someone is because of their sexuality, you need to take a serious look at yourself and how you’re living your life” and criticizing irresponsible AI use in “some of you guys in the replies are so incredibly ignorant of how bad ai usage is… it’s still causing a massive negative impact on the environment”. While they are funny, dramatic, and sometimes a bit chaotic, their defining throughline is loyalty, protectiveness, and a steady moral compass, all of which are textbook Hufflepuff traits. Other houses’ traits appear in flashes, but their consistent emphasis on caring for friends, pets, and fairness to marginalized people fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Disaster - Conan Gray
The best-fitting song for them is Disaster by Conan Gray, because their whole timeline has the same dramatic, self-aware chaos as that song. They’re very openly ride-or-die for friends and oomfs, like when they say they’re “quoting my job to focus on oomfs” and joke about dying for people in “how i text my oomfs that i’d die for”, which matches the song’s anxious, overthinking intensity about relationships. Their humor is dark but clearly performative, as in “you can’t say ‘i’m going to kill my self’ at every minor inconvenience” and being told to kill themselves by friends in “just got told to kill myself and that i’m unloved by corey and eddie”, echoing the song’s catastrophizing tone. They’re also very online and constantly narrating their life like a movie or fic, seen in tweets like “this is how it feels to live in a rural town and be a fan of anything other than country music” and their obsession with concerts such as “I GET TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS ON THE SAME NIGHT😭😭”, which fits Conan’s theatrical, hyper-emotional style. Finally, their intense love for Conan himself is explicit in multiple tweets: “i love conan gray so much that i forgive him for liking men” and “conan gray is so pretty😭😭”, making a Conan track feel personally and emotionally on-brand for them.
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