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The user's dark humor, obsession with violence, and tendency towards elaborate schemes align with Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Like Bob, they often find humor in their own suffering and have a penchant for elaborate, albeit often unsuccessful, plans to achieve their goals. Bob's obsession with revenge and his willingness to go to extreme lengths to achieve his goals are echoed in the user's tweets about violence and their desire to inflict pain on others, as seen in 'i want to chase him through the forrest on horseback . i want to feel the mildewy air enmeshed with a blood laiden cocktail born from the miseries of war while the hilt of a divine blade clatters against its sheath as i close in on him' and 'i will never forget the look on the faces of that family i struck with my 1997 dodge stratus in 2009 . the amount of blood alone was enough to break the spirit of a grown man . i wish i was dead'.

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Emo in my 30s, struggling to find my place in this world. I love my family, even when they're driving me crazy. I'm a bit of a mess, but I'm trying to find my way. – @2femcel2furious

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The user's tweets often reflect the Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. Their desire to 'lock in' and achieve success, as seen in 'i just have to lock in, thats all. i have to lock in now. its time for me to lock in . i need to lock in', suggests a strong ambition. Their willingness to use unconventional methods to achieve their goals, like throwing rocks at cars, 'the guy im dating in my mind wont text me back so ive been throwing large rocks at cars on the freeway for quite some time now', shows cunning. Their ability to navigate the dark web and find disturbing content, 'just found this on the dark web', demonstrates resourcefulness. These traits align with Slytherin's values of ambition, power, and survival.

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The user's tweets often express feelings of pain, despair, and self-destruction, aligning with the themes of 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. The song's lyrics explore themes of regret, loss, and the struggle to cope with trauma, which resonate with the user's frequent mentions of their struggles with addiction, mental health, and their own dark past. The song's intense and raw emotional delivery mirrors the user's often graphic and disturbing descriptions of their experiences, as seen in 'the amount of blood alone was enough to break the spirit of a grown man . i wish i was dead' and 'i will never forget the look on the faces of that family i struck with my 1997 dodge stratus in 2009 . the amount of blood alone was enough to break the spirit of a grown man . i wish i was dead'.

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