Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep ongoing investment in fandoms like Stranger Things and K‑pop, e.g. celebrating ships and endings in “#bychance #bylerbones #milevenbones #lumax #stancybones #rovickie #stonathan”.
- Humor-driven: Uses jokes, memes, and exaggerated language to engage, like calling a workout “this cardio will def deadline someone” in “this cardio will def deadline someone”.
- Loyal defender: Defends faves and fandom groups strongly, e.g. warning others about picking fights with fans in “girl u really don’t wanna beef with sooyucks i promise you”.
- Socially aware: Comments on issues like forced outing and double standards, e.g. criticizing pressure on Kit Connor in “yall made kit connor to come out”.
- Direct communicator: States opinions clearly without ambiguity, such as rejecting a ship dynamic in “i will never find steve or billy attractive but jonathan is legit the prettiest guy in the series dayum”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive wording toward others, e.g. “k y s”, which can be harmful or escalatory.
- Overly combative: Engages in conflict-heavy replies and callouts, such as mocking opposing fans in “and we better not see you promoting your favs in the quotes of ningning praise tweets”.
- Dismissive tone: Sometimes invalidates others’ tastes or work, like calling a group “tone deaf” in “this part in next level has more impact and aura than #that tone deaf group”.
- Personal attacks: Targets individuals rather than arguments, as seen in “the biggest prize being mike he is NOT EVEN WORTH IT”.
- Negativity focus: Frequently centers tweets around what they dislike (characters, groups, performances), e.g. “how do they manage to sound so horrible in studio versions omg”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as sharp, opinionated, and chronically online in a very Lisa way—constantly critiquing media and fandom with a mix of sincerity and snark, like when they say “western music videos are so underwhelming” and complain about a “tone deaf group” while praising aespa’s impact “this part in next level has more impact and aura than #that tone deaf group”. Lisa’s defining traits include passionate stanning of her interests and moral/ideological takes, which matches their intense support for specific idols and characters, e.g. defending Winter and Ningning against other fandoms “how it’s winter’s fault that your fave cant sing” and “and we better not see you promoting your favs in the quotes of ningning praise tweets”. Their political/ethical consciousness also aligns with Lisa, like openly posting “слава україні 🇰🇿🇺🇦” and criticizing certain fan behaviors as weird or harmful “milevens randomly wanting bylers to be racist is so weird”. At the same time, they wield sarcasm and cutting humor the way Lisa does when she’s fed up, calling things a “fumble” or saying “girl u really don’t wanna beef with sooyucks i promise you” and even dropping a blunt “k y s”, which fits Lisa’s more ruthless, petty fandom-era energy rather than her pure early seasons self.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their timeline is heavily focused on fandom commentary and media analysis rather than their own social life, and even when they do self-reference it is in niche-fandom terms like “im himejoshi and byler is the only mlm ship i ever shipped”, which suggests online, interest-based interaction rather than broad social broadcasting. Their focus is clearly intuitive: they constantly discuss ships, narrative parallels, and queerbaiting in Stranger Things and By Chance, for example “ofc the couple they used to queerbait and parallel bylers felt useless to them by the end”, which is abstract meta about themes and patterns rather than concrete day-to-day facts. The tone leans feeling over thinking: they often react emotionally, centering values and personal loyalties (e.g. “#mike will spend his wholeee life being miserable and #will has a fine ass boyfriend oh we got the last laugh” and the distressed empathy in “denis ten </3”), even when they’re being harsh toward disliked characters or fandoms. Their blunt callouts (like “self proclaimed misandrists showing their misandry only when it comes to gay men… okay..”) are value-driven critiques rather than detached logical analyses, which fits Fi more than Ti. Finally, they feel more perceiving than judging: their tweets are rapid-fire reactions, memes, and in-the-moment hot takes such as “such a fumble” and “milevens randomly wanting bylers to be racist is so weird”, with no sign of structured planning, schedules, or a tidy, curated persona—more spontaneous engagement as feelings and ideas come up. Putting this together, an INFP profile (introverted, imaginative/fandom-meta focused, value- and emotion-led, and spontaneous) best matches their online behavior.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re himejoshi and Byler is the only mlm ship you ever shipped… how do I get a rare exception? I promise I’ll treat you better than Mike treats literally anyone.
- You clocked western music videos for being underwhelming, but if we went out I’d give you a full aespa‑level concept, Next Level date and all—no tone‑deaf group, just us.
- You tweeted that Jonathan is the prettiest guy in Stranger Things; as a devoted non‑Steve/Billy enjoyer myself, I feel like we already have the same taste… so can I be your S4 Jonathan and always take your side?
- You literally celebrated Mike being miserable while Will gets a fine boyfriend in #bychance—so in the spin‑off where you’re the main character, can I audition for ‘fine ass partner’?
- Your keyboard recognizing ‘aespa, Karina, Giselle, Winter, Ningning’ like a speedrun is impressive, but I’d like to suggest a new auto-complete: ‘aespa, Winter… and a date with me tonight?’
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Your new Twitter bio
K-pop stan, Stranger Things critic, Kazakh byler scholar. Once paused a comeback stage to argue about Mike Wheeler’s flop era.– @2hoellis
Your signature cocktail
Bychance Bones Bitter
This drink starts with a clean, potent Kazakh vodka shot for the flashes of Kazakh pride and Slavic spirit in posts like “слава україні 🇰🇿🇺🇦” and “he looks very kazakh”. Yuzu soju brings bright, K‑pop-coded sweetness, echoing their aespa worship and Ningning defense in tweets like “she’s genuinely the funniest kpop idol ever” and “and we better not see you promoting your favs in the quotes of ningning praise tweets”. Sour cherry syrup channels the angsty, romantic drama of their Stranger Things and Byler fixation in posts such as “#bychance is real” and the triumphant “#mike will spend his wholeee life being miserable and #will has a fine ass boyfriend”. A splash of espresso nods to the sharp, overcaffeinated media critiques like “western music videos are so underwhelming” and “how do they manage to sound so horrible in studio versions omg”. Finally, the chili salt rim captures their lethal, petty humor and readiness to drag, from “girl u really don’t wanna beef with sooyucks i promise you” to the ruthlessly simple “k y s”, making this cocktail as spicy and unapologetic as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, combative style and a focus on "winning" discourse, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self-preservation. They relish victory and one‑upping others, as seen in posts like “suck it @pannchoa” and “the way i won”, which reflect competitiveness and a zero‑sum mindset. They are unapologetically cutting toward people and fandoms they dislike, for example calling someone a “loser” or tweeting “k y s”, which indicates a willingness to be ruthless rather than conciliatory. At the same time, they strategically defend their own groups and ships, warning others like “girl u really don’t wanna beef with sooyucks i promise you”, showing in‑group loyalty paired with an intimidating front. This combination of ambition in fandom spaces, sharp tongue, and protective yet aggressive bias is far more characteristic of Slytherin than of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Next Level - aespa
The song that best fits them is Next Level by aespa. They’re very clearly an aespa stan and especially proud of the song’s impact, saying “this part in next level has more impact and aura than #that tone deaf group”, which shows how strongly they connect with its energy. Next Level is confident, confrontational, and a little unhinged in the best way, matching the way they drag people and characters they dislike, like “the biggest prize being mike he is NOT EVEN WORTH IT” and “such a fumble”. The song’s theme of powering up and leveling up through chaos mirrors how they frame their ships and faves as the real winners, for example “#mike will spend his wholeee life being miserable and #will has a fine ass boyfriend oh we got the last laugh”. Overall, Next Level’s attitude-heavy, meme-able, and fandom-fueled vibe lines up perfectly with their k‑pop focus, sharp humor, and unapologetic stanning style.
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