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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, this user exhibits a mix of social desperation and a frequent sense of being a 'victim' of minor or major misfortunes. They constantly express feelings of worthlessness, such as “im genuinely so useless to anyone i want to help why am i so useless”, and possess a flair for dramatic, self-deprecating outbursts similar to Milhouse's 'everything's coming up Milhouse' energy. The user’s chaotic attempts to manage 'delegates' and their obsession with weight goals, like “195 lbs and my goal is 170 lbs”, mirror Milhouse’s nerdy intensity and his struggle for status. Furthermore, their extreme reactions to physical discomfort—“Knee hurts I gota kill my self now I think”—perfectly capture the hyperbolic, unlucky nature of the Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
DimmedLumi demonstrates Introversion through their preference for a 'private' alt account and a stated desire to “have little presence on anybody”. Their Intuition is evident in their surreal, abstract humor and preoccupation with hypothetical scenarios, such as being “mentally crawlin on the floor eating some worms”. The Feeling dimension is dominant, as seen in their deeply emotional self-evaluations and the intense guilt expressed when they feel they “can never do anything to help people”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is highlighted by a disorganized, spontaneous posting style and a recurring struggle with deadlines or schedules, such as being confused about “what the fucking day is it”.

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Digital artist & archivist of the absurd. Currently on a 170lb health quest with a 1/10th success rate. I manage a 'zoo' of delegates so you don't have to.– @2ndluminosity

Your signature cocktail
This drink is as chaotic as an “unmoderated zoo”, utilizing a high-proof spirit to represent their self-destructive impulses and the fact that they are “better than ALL the other delegates.” The bittersweet tea base reflects their swings between “devouring chinese takeout” and feelings of being “genuienly so pathetic.” Muddled berries provide a deep purple hue, mimicking the “purple notif” they get when the account is dead, while the Pop Rocks rim captures their erratic, high-energy outbursts like “HEEELP! HELP MEEE!” and other intrusive “skitsophrenic” thoughts.

Your Hogwarts House
DimmedLumi exhibits a strong focus on status and leadership, frequently managing a group of 'delegates' and demanding productivity, such as when they ask, “WHERE ARE MY DELEGATES, ROLL CALL” or critique their performance. Their ambition and resourcefulness are channeled into specific self-improvement goals, demonstrated by their rigid tracking of a weight loss journey: “195 lbs and my goal is 170 lbs.”. They show a cunning, self-interested wit, admitting to “making lumi look skitsophrenic one post at a time <3” while maintaining an alternate account for personal control. Despite their vulnerability, their primary mode of interaction is hierarchical and goal-oriented, often prioritizing their own internal standards and influence over others, which aligns with the Slytherin traits of ambition and leadership.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense struggle with body image and the self-critical cycle of dieting visible in their feed. The lyrics reflect the user's focus on weight loss goals, such as when they mention being “1/10th of my goal so yay woo” or feeling “pathetic” for their perceived flaws. Their preoccupation with physical appearance is evident in tweets like “i feel like im catifshing people like this... i hate it”, which mirrors the song's themes of insecurity and the desire to be 'enough.' Additionally, the user's frequent mentions of self-harm and mental instability, such as “i want to slice my chest open andnrip out my organs”, align with the raw, emotional vulnerability found in Beach Bunny's discography.

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