Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Demonstrates intense dedication to bands like My Chemical Romance, seen in their excitement over setlists and live streams.
- Musically Inclined: Identifies as a bassist and shows technical appreciation for music, specifically praising audible basslines.
- Resilient Spirit: Expresses a desire to fully transition as a motivation to keep living despite mental health struggles.
- Community Oriented: Actively seeks out new mutuals and local drummers to build a creative circle.
- Humorous Honesty: Uses self-deprecating wit to handle mundane or awkward situations, like airport bathroom trips.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Ideation: Frequently posts about killing himself and engages with ED/SH communities.
- Impulsive Speech: Uses inflammatory language and slurs, such as in his location field and other tweets.
- Family Conflict: Describes violent urges toward his mother, mentioning an urge to strangle her during a headache.
- Substance Misuse: Glorifies unhealthy habits, including excessive vodka consumption and vaping.
- Deceptive Behavior: Asks for advice on how to cheat medical weigh-ins by hiding heavy objects in his pockets.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Koda embodies the rebellious, anti-authority spirit of Bart, frequently using shock humor and irreverent language to navigate their teenage years. Much like Bart’s penchant for pranks and trouble, Koda posts about “strangle my mom” and shares chaotic anecdotes like “taking a massive shit in the airport”. Their feed is a mix of genuine teenage angst and loud, caps-lock energy seen in tweets like “IM JIZZING EVERYWHERE” during an MCR stream, mirroring Bart's hyperactive enthusiasm. Ultimately, the combination of being a “minor, he/him, bassist” and their self-described “emo” subculture alignment makes them a modern, digital version of Springfield’s favorite spike-haired delinquent.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Koda self-identifies as an “intp” in his bio, a type characterized by internal processing and unconventional logic. His Introversion is evident in his preference for solitary activities like “pirating they shite” and playing Minecraft in class rather than engaging in large social groups. He displays Intuition through abstract humor and niche interests, often posting meta-commentary like “please look at my niche niche”. His Thinking trait manifests as a blunt, often dark, and detached communication style, seen when he describes personal struggles with a cold humor, such as comparing his parents to “inflation”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his spontaneous, unfiltered posting habits and a lack of structured planning, exemplified by him randomly “waking up in miami” without a clear agenda.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bassline in a My Chemical Romance song? Because you’re finally making my heart audible at the 58-second mark.
- I promise I’m a high-tier loot drop—I’m way more useful than seven bucks for Minecraft and I’ll never lag during your favorite stream.
- If we ever meet up at an Unholyverse church, I’ll be the Gerard to your Frank—matching bios and all.
- Forget the weigh-in tips; you don't need to stuff your pockets with anything when you've already got me falling for you in a straight line.
- I’d survive a New Year’s Eve in the middle of the ocean and even a flight to LA, as long as you’re the one picking the playlist for the trip.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bassist and music enthusiast based in Florida. When I’m not analyzing MCR basslines or attending concerts in Tampa, I’m likely perfecting my grilled cheese.– @444bullets
Your signature cocktail
The Unholyverse Highball
This drink captures Koda’s chaotic energy, blending the 'top 5 invention' “vodka” with the desperate craving for a “white monster” to keep the heart rate up during MCR live streams. The dark, experimental aesthetic mirrors his “androgyny” and his deep roots in mcrtwt, creating a mood that is both bitter and intensely buzzed. It’s a strong, jittery concoction perfect for someone who admits “my heartrate is well above 160” when their favorite band is on stage. Best served while “posted up at tha unholyverse church” with an oomf.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Koda exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, specifically regarding his health and personal goals, as seen when he states “yea killing myself sounds nice but i refuse to die before i fully transition”. His focus on navigating systems to his advantage is further evidenced by his request for “tips for weigh ins?? like what can i stuff in my pockets to add a few pounds”, demonstrating a cunning approach to overcoming obstacles. Additionally, his blunt and often exclusionary social style, such as telling others “nobody fo,low me...” or identifying with the “shedtwt” subculture, aligns with the Slytherin tendency toward insularity and selective loyalty. This combination of dark wit and a 'me against the world' mentality defines his digital presence.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
As a self-described 'emo' bassist heavily embedded in mcrtwt, Koda's online presence perfectly mirrors the angst and aesthetic of this iconic anthem. He frequently expresses deep-seated frustration with his life and family, tweeting that he has a “constant battle between wanting to kill myself and wanting to kill my mom” and describing his existence as a “stupid fuckign chud life”. The song’s themes of social alienation and emotional instability resonate with his admission of “having emo dysphoria” and his general feeling of being “not cut out for relationships”. Ultimately, his intense dedication to the band, seen when he claims his “heartrate is well above 160 fuck you mcr im #DYING” during a stream, makes this track the definitive soundtrack for his digital persona.
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