Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Fan: Demonstrates intense loyalty to Isagi Yoichi, as stated in their bio: “i love isagi a normal amount”.
- Highly Imaginative: Constructs complex AU scenarios and headcanons, such as the “childhood friends to attic wife au pipeline”.
- Open-Minded Shipper: Advocates for varied pairings and multi-shipping, questioning why “Allsagi is overhated as hell”.
- Trend Aware: Stays current with fandom discourse regarding character dynamics, such as noting “This MIGHT be joongdok”.
- Socially Active: Encourages interaction with followers by inviting others to “𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓶𝓼”.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Objectification: Frequently reduces characters to body parts, claiming Isagi is “trying to hide his pussy”.
- Age Gap Romanticization: Openly supports controversial dynamics, stating they “still like it with a 20yr old age gap”.
- Toxic Trope Preference: Expresses a specific liking for unhealthy relationship dynamics, such as “toxic, controlling baku”.
- Incestuous Interpretations: Suggests non-platonic undertones between biological relatives, claiming “they're NOT normal siblings”.
- Hyper-Sexualized Language: Uses graphic imagery when describing fictional interactions, such as “showing isg how he's gonna dig inside him”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, May is a devoted and often intense fan who centers their entire identity around a specific obsession, specifically the character Isagi Yoichi from Blue Lock. They possess a submissive and somewhat desperate shipping energy, claiming “isagi would look lovely as a femboy” and expressing a desire for their favorite to be “loved by everyone”. This mirrors Milhouse’s own fixations and his tendency to be the 'bottom' in social hierarchies, much like May's fascination with Isagi being a “bratty bottom”. Ultimately, May’s hyper-fixation on niche dynamics and their self-admitted “not normal” outlook on characters aligns perfectly with Milhouse’s awkward, dedicated fanboy persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
May exhibits Extroversion (E) through her high social engagement within the fandom and her open invitation for others to “slide in the dms”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her love for complex tropes and 'pipelines,' such as the “childhood friends to attic wife au”, focusing on imaginative possibilities over canon reality. She leans toward Feeling (F), prioritizing her emotional enjoyment of ships and defending her right to want “your fav to be loved by everyone” rather than using logical analysis. Lastly, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her spontaneous and chaotic humor, often making wild, unfiltered predictions like “Next chapter is isagis pregnancy reveal, trust me”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Isagi? Because I definitely want to be part of your 'Allsagi' harem, and I promise I’m not overhated.
- I may not be Lewis or Charles, but I’m ready to take pole position in your heart and show you some real appeal.
- If we were in Blue Lock, I’d be your 'attic wife'—though I promise the childhood friends to lovers pipeline is much sweeter than a Hois AU.
- Is your name Yoichi? Because I’ve got a feeling you’re right where you want to be, and I’m ready to glaze you more than Kusosagi ever could.
- You don't need a magical transformation to make me interested, but I definitely think we have that 'hit different' kind of chemistry.
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Passionate about character dynamics and narrative tropes in sports manga. Exploring the intersection of digital fandom and storytelling. My cat once deleted a draft.– @4everkiis
Your signature cocktail
The Toppable Egoist
This drink is a chaotic mix of sweetness and 'toxic' intensity, mirroring May's belief that “isagi would look lovely as a femboy” and her obsession with “isagicest where pre bllk isagi is a puppy top and nel isagi is a bratty bottom”. The blue base pays homage to her favorite striker, while the spicy chili reflects her love for “toxic, controlling baku” and controversial ships. It’s an experimental, 'all-sagi' concoction that isn't afraid of a little scandal, much like how she thinks “k*is age difference... is still like it with a 20yr old age gap”. Top it off with a garnish that screams “yoichi is that he has a fat ass” for the full experience.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
May’s Twitter presence is defined by a fierce, unapologetic ambition for her favorite character's dominance, characteristic of the Slytherin house. She displays a resourceful and cunning approach to fandom, often interpreting canon through a lens of power dynamics and possession, such as when she notes “Rin looks so possessive, I love them” or enjoys “toxic, controlling baku” tropes. Her focus on status and 'winning' is evident in her defense of Allsagi, asking “Why is it so evil to want your fav to be loved by everyone”, reflecting a desire for total narrative supremacy. Furthermore, her dismissal of traditional morals in favor of personal preference—like her stance that “I still like it with a 20yr old age gap”—shows a classic Slytherin disregard for external rules when they conflict with her own vision.
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Your song
Slut Pop - Kim Petras
This song perfectly encapsulates may’s unapologetic and hyper-sexualized obsession with their favorite characters, particularly their 'normal amount' of love for Isagi Yoichi. The lyrics mirror may’s frequent commentary on character anatomy and dynamics, such as when they claim “My hc for yoichi is that he has a fat ass, that's it” or joke that the “Next chapter is isagis pregnancy reveal, trust me”. May's feed is a dedicated tribute to the 'toppable' nature of their faves, exemplified by the thought that “timeskip isagi will look even more toppable than he is now”. Ultimately, the high-energy, provocative nature of Slut Pop aligns with may’s bold stance on Allsagi and their desire to see characters loved by everyone.
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