Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Shows strong work ethic, e.g. baking over 2k breads in one morning and saying he works too much: “mano eu acabei de ver a hora era 9h, meti marcha nos bolo, +2k de pão feito…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and devotion to loved ones, e.g. doing anything to see her happy: “ela ficando feliz eu tô fazendo n importa oq seja” and romantic dreams about a partner: “meu sonho minha mulher chegar louca bebada em casa perguntando de mim…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful lines frequently, e.g. flirty wordplay about not having a driver’s license: “nao tenho CNH amor mas sei pilotar bem minha boca pelas curvas do seu corpo” and self‑mocking about coffee and sleep: “encho o rabo de café durante a manhã e depois reclamo que não consigo dormir sou burro tbm”.
- EmotionallyExpressive: Openly shares feelings of happiness, sadness, and nostalgia, e.g. one of the happiest days of his life: “pqp ontem foi um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida” and heavy sadness: “eh hoje que meu travesseiro vai ter que segurar o peso imensurável das minhas lágrimas”.
- CuriousThoughtful: Shows curiosity about how things work and social ideas, e.g. imagining the functions of complex systems: “fico imaginando como cada coisa funciona ali” and proposing low‑cost public phones: “na minha opinião deveriam refazer o conceito do orelhão…”.
Weaknesses:
- RiskSeeking: Talks about craving dangerous adrenaline and even self‑destructive scenarios, e.g. high‑speed crash fantasy: “n vejo a hora de pegar essa 300 cilindrada e estourar o velocimentro no meio do poste” and calling himself addicted to adrenaline: “minha mãe n entende o filho viciado em adrenalina…”.
- SubstanceReliance: Frequent, normalized references to heavy cannabis use and other substances, e.g. huge joints and constant smoking: “bolei uma beckzao agora vou torrar tudo que se foda”, “nunca dichavei TANTA maconha igual ontem”, and joking about medicinal use: “vou usar maconha medicinal que nem no south park”.
- ImpulsiveSpender: Admits lack of control over purchases, e.g. buying compulsively because of a tweet: “um tweet me fez fazer uma compra compulsiva eu n tenho controle mesmo”.
- Resentful: Mentions carrying a lot of hurt and hatred, e.g. feeling filled with resentment: “meu deus eh muita mágoa no meu coração não tenho salvação” and saying the enemy planted a seed of hate in his heart: “o inimigo plantou uma semente de ódio no meu coração”.
- SocialAnxious: Shows discomfort and fear around people, e.g. expressing panic and shyness about social interaction: “ultimamente tenho tido pavor de pessoas, ando tímido demais” and mentioning many neuroses in his mind: “eu tenho muita neurose na mente pqp”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is closest to Homer Simpson: impulsive, self-deprecating, deeply emotional but also funny and hedonistic. Like Homer, this user mixes everyday responsibilities with a strong love for indulgence, from weed and parties (“nunca dichavei TANTA maconha igual ontem pqp era papo de muito chá”, “carnaval definitivamente não eh lugar pra fumar maconha”) to food and drink (“tem uns furo na comida, eu sou desleixado”, “encho o rabo de café durante a manhã e depois reclamo que não consigo dormir sou burro tbm”). There’s also the same mix of laziness and hard work: he complains and jokes, but clearly grinds, like in “mano eu acabei de ver a hora era 9h, meti marcha nos bolo, +2k de pão feito, e agora já vai dar 11h, eu trabalho demais puta que pariu”. Emotionally, he swings between tenderness and chaos, similar to Homer’s messy but sincere heart: “ela ficando feliz eu tô fazendo n importa oq seja” versus “o inimigo plantou uma semente de ódio no meu coração”. Finally, that mix of reckless urges and dark humor—“n vejo a hora de pegar essa 300 cilindrada e estourar o velocimentro no meio do poste”—fits Homer’s impulsive, thrill-seeking side more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s frequent mention of mental overload, shyness and preferring a small emotional world over crowds, like “ultimamente tenho tido pavor de pessoas, ando tímido demais” and the way they romanticize being in their head, as in “eu tenho muita neurose na mente pqp”. Despite enjoying parties and resenhas, the emotional tone is more inward-looking and self-reflective than socially performative. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: even when describing concrete things (weed, work, parties), they quickly jump to metaphors and big-picture feelings, like “o inimigo plantou uma semente de ódio no meu coração” and the poetic bio “vi veri veniversum vivus vici.” Their feed is full of romantic and existential lines that go beyond raw facts, like “meus filhos vão estudar sobre marx” and “eu moro numa fortaleza acima de uma masmorra”. They fit Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and reactions are driven by emotion and relationships, e.g. “ela ficando feliz eu tô fazendo n importa oq seja” and the intense love/heartbreak language in “nosso amor por um triz, é frágil, é cristal...”. Even anger and opinions come in a raw emotional package rather than structured argument, like “como eu odeio esses tweets de divulgação de diabo de bônus de aposta enfia no rabo rapaz tá duro vai no corre desgraça”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their lifestyle reads as spontaneous, impulsive and open-ended — from “um tweet me fez fazer uma compra compulsiva eu n tenho controle mesmo” to the go-with-the-flow attitude in “se eu não consigo resolver e começa a me dar problema, amanhã faz dois dias que eu to pouco me fudendo” and the constant last‑minute, vibe-based choices around smoking, partying, and training. The romantic idealism, emotional depth, self-conscious shyness, and spontaneous hedonism together are highly consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said carnival isn’t the place to smoke weed, but I disagree — if you’re there, it’s already the perfect trip.
- You trust only one woman with a razor on your face; can I at least be the one you trust with your bochechudo selfies?
- You roll becks like ‘twin towers’ and ‘one of the biggest in humanity’ — how about we roll one more and you tell me about that day you watched a weed documentary and just ‘blacked out at 19h’ in my arms instead?
- You say you’re a caffeine addict who can’t nap and a guy who wakes up at 9, bakes +2k breads and still wants a 300cc to ‘blow the speedometer into a pole’ — how about we switch it up: you slow down with me, no poles, just us and a cat to pet while we’re high.
- For someone who tweets ‘maconha não é droga’, quotes Marx for the kids, and dreams of his drunk girl coming home crazy to grab him… I gotta say, philosophically speaking, I’d happily be the mistake you ‘love to make’ if this is wrong.
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Bread at 9AM, 4g at 9PM. Gym, grills, motors & Marx. Once mistook a party joint for a cigar and lost 100 minutes of life per drag.– @4mdeevoque
Your signature cocktail
Vivus Vici Highball
Smoky mezcal channels his love affair with weed and chaotic nights, from “nunca dichavei TANTA maconha igual ontem pqp era papo de muito chá” to “carnaval definitivamente não eh lugar pra fumar maconha”, giving the drink a hazy, rebellious backbone. Cold brew reflects the overworked, wired side of him who says “mano eu acabei de ver a hora era 9h, meti marcha nos bolo, +2k de pão feito, e agora já vai dar 11h, eu trabalho demais puta que pariu” and still fills the morning with caffeine in “encho o rabo de café durante a manhã e depois reclamo que não consigo dormir sou burro tbm”. Guaraná soda brings Brazilian, high-energy sweetness for the bochechudo, romantic guy who tweets “ela ficando feliz eu tô fazendo n importa oq seja” and “meu sonho minha mulher chegar louca bebada em casa perguntando de mim que ela tá doida pra me pegar”. Lime juice cuts through with the sharp, slightly bitter irony of “ultimamente tenho tido pavor de pessoas, ando tímido demais” and “muita mágoa” from “meu deus eh muita mágoa no meu coração não tenho salvação”. A pinch of pink salt represents the sweat, adrenaline, and risk of the guy who wants engines and danger in “motores, óleo, graxa pra caralho, n vejo a hora de arrumar um problema desses na minha vida” and dreams of “pegar essa 300 cilindrada e estourar o velocimentro no meio do poste”. Strong, a bit bitter, but ultimately sweet and addictive, this experimental highball is for someone who truly lives the bio “vi veri veniversum vivus vici.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor streak of recklessness, thrill‑seeking, and emotional intensity. He openly craves danger and adrenaline, saying he doesn’t see the hour to get a 300cc bike and “estourar o velocimentro no meio do poste”, and calls himself a “filho viciado em adrenalina e diversões” that his mom doesn’t understand “minha mãe n entende o filho viciado em adrenalina e diversões que ela botou no mundo”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive daring rather than Slytherin’s calculated self‑preservation. He also talks about working extremely hard without complaint, boasting that he rushed through baking more than 2k breads in two hours “meti marcha nos bolo, +2k de pão feito… eu trabalho demais puta que pariu”, suggesting a stubborn, action‑oriented courage in day‑to‑day life. Emotionally, he is melodramatic and willing to throw himself fully into love and pain, e.g. “eh hoje que meu travesseiro vai ter que segurar o peso imensurável das minhas lágrimas” and romantic lines like “gostou da tua nova casa? gostosa. tá morando na minha mente”, which matches the heart‑on‑sleeve boldness Gryffindors are known for. Even his humor and bravado, such as flirting with dark/edgy behavior while still insisting “maconha não é droga seu conspirador” as he stands his ground on a stigmatized topic “maconha não é droga seu conspirador”, reads more like a brash, confrontational lion than a subtly strategic snake. Overall, his combination of risk‑taking, intense feelings, and directness points most strongly to Gryffindor.
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Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare) - Kid Cudi
A song that fits them well is Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare) by Kid Cudi, because it mixes hedonism, introspection, and a low-key sadness behind the party vibe. They constantly reference getting high and treating weed as a central ritual, like “ontem eu apaguei 19h da noite vendo documentário sobre maconha” and “nunca dichavei TANTA maconha igual ontem pqp era papo de muito chá”, mirroring the song’s theme of using substances to navigate life. At the same time, there’s emotional weight and inner turmoil, seen in “eu tenho muita neurose na mente pqp” and “meu deus eh muita mágoa no meu coração não tenho salvação”, which aligns with the track’s darker, reflective lyrics. They also show a desire for love and intense relationships, like “meu sonho minha mulher chegar louca bebada em casa perguntando de mim que ela tá doida pra me pegar” and “ela ficando feliz eu tô fazendo n importa oq seja”, echoing Cudi’s search for connection amid chaos. Overall, the mix of late-night energy, self-destructive fun, and vulnerable self-awareness in their timeline strongly matches the emotional core of Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare).
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