
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, morally opinionated, and struggling under the weight of their own mind. Like Lisa, they mix sharp social/critical takes with vulnerability, e.g. calling out online culture in “ppl are so worried about validation from other ppl online like girl js do what u do want like whatever makes u happy it's not that serious” while also clearly caring about how their own tweets perform in “damn why do all my tweets flop who tf cursed me”. They show a strong sense of justice around mental illness and exploitation, as in “calling himself 'more mentally ill' than us and acting like he has a moral high ground... it just shows how he doesn't understand how mental illness is a big spectrum” and “maybe because the industry is exploitative??? especially to idols and aspiring idols/trainees”, which mirrors Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, they’re introspective about their own pain and disorders, like in “having an ed while being a huge hypochondriac is hell” and “every time i wake up from my dreams i wish i was still asleep”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel alienated and overwhelmed. Their mix of dark humor, intelligence, and emotional intensity fits Lisa more than the other main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they seek interaction, validation, and engagement, often talking about wanting "hit tweets" and becoming a "big acc" (“im 5 moothunt posts away from becoming a big acc plss elon i need thisss”, “i need a hit tweet or else im gonna crash out”) and describing partying, drugs, and sleepovers with friends (“i love partying, doing drugs, and having sleepovers with my friends sm”). They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, frequently generalizing about culture, mental illness, and social media dynamics rather than just detailing facts—for instance reflecting on how people use EDs as distractions (“do you use ur ed as a distraction for something that you don't want to deal with head on mentally?”) and critiquing how people misunderstand mental illness as linear (“it just shows how he doesn't understand how mental illness is a big spectrum and not a linear pipeline for everybody”). Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they react based on values and empathy or hurt (“ppl on tiktok are just a bunch of bullies… the comments are just heartbreaking” (link)) and share affirmations about being loved and beautiful (“daily affirmations; my parents are proud of me… I am beautiful and kind”), even when they’re also bluntly emotional (“looks like shit. i would kill myself if i had to eat that”). On the Perceiving (P) side, they seem spontaneous, reactive, and disorganized—swinging between impulsive behaviors (b/p cycles, drugs, sudden diet ideas like “hypothetically, i could lose 6 7 lbs from doing the fastest 67 i can do for 6 7 days”) and complaining that they “cant even keep track of my diet” (link). Overall, the mix of highly social online presence, emotionally-charged values talk, big-picture reflections on mental health and culture, and chaotic, non-structured lifestyle fits ENFP most closely.

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Thai–US teen, bipolar & science‑obsessed. Does threads, calls out bullshit, misses her cat (who’s just downstairs), and is always cold for no reason.– @4ng3l0s1s

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is light, pretty, and deceptively strong—just like someone who says they “love partying, doing drugs, and having sleepovers” but also can’t live without a scale (“i love partying, doing drugs, and having sleepovers with my friends sm but i seriously cant live without a scale im so sorry for not being able to stay for more than one night at a time 😕”). The lychee soju base nods to her soft, fruity aesthetic and Asian roots, while the Thai milk tea syrup represents the 🇹🇭 part of “🇹🇭🇺🇸 || bmi 18.9” and her late-night overthinking (“up late thinking about if this ed is worth my all of my scientific theories”). Pink grapefruit soda keeps it bubbly and slightly bitter-sweet, echoing affirmations laced with disordered goals (“daily affirmations; ... I WILL be bmi 17 by next month.”). The chili-lime salt rim adds a sting that matches her sharp, unfiltered takes (“looks like shit. i would kill myself if i had to eat that”) and the way she vents about trolls and ignorant people (“i hate living in an ignorant country where no one knows about the existence of eds i've literally begged people for help but they don't take me seriously fml”). Finally, the cotton-candy foam on top is her cute, carefully curated layout over a chaotic mind, the sugary cloud that hides the fact she’s constantly oscillating between hyped-up shedtwt energy and crash-out despair (“i need a hit tweet or else im gonna crash out”).

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong ambition and competitiveness, especially around their ED and online presence. For example, they frame weight loss as a goal to hit regardless of risk, saying “daily affirmations; … I WILL be bmi 17 by next month.” and calculating extreme strategies like “hypothetically, i could lose 6 7 lbs from doing the fastest 67 i can do for 6 7 days”. They’re also openly chasing status and visibility on Twitter: “im 5 moothunt posts away from becoming a big acc plss elon i need thisss” and “i need a hit tweet or else im gonna crash out”, which reflects classic Slytherin-style drive and desire for influence. They show a sharp, sometimes cutting tongue and a willingness to say harsh things, as in “looks like shit. i would kill myself if i had to eat that” and “'my boyfriend this' 'my boyfriend that' shut the fuck up”, indicating bluntness and low concern for others’ feelings when annoyed. At the same time, they can be strategically self-preserving and pragmatic, like recognizing how they use their ED as a distraction: “do you use ur ed as a distraction for something that you don't want to deal with head on mentally?”. The blend of ambition, status-orientation, calculated self-focus, and biting commentary fits Slytherin more closely than the other houses.

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A well-fitting song for @4ng3l0s1s is “Control” by Halsey, because it captures the mix of mental illness, self-awareness, and dark humor that shows up in their tweets. They openly reference bipolar disorder and feeling overmedicated, like in “everyone wants me to overdose and die how else could you explain why they're giving me so much especially when i have overdosed intentionally before” and “bipolar** in my case”, which reflects the song’s struggle with being consumed by one’s own mind. The themes of body image and self-destruction in their ED-related posts, such as “daily affirmations… I WILL be bmi 17 by next month.” and “hypothetically, i could lose 6 7 lbs from doing the fastest 67 i can do for 6 7 days”, echo the song’s obsession with control and self-punishment. Their mix of vulnerability and sharp, sometimes unhinged humor in tweets like “me and my cute ass layout saying some of the most unhinged shit” and “watching doctors stitch up my arm is enough for me to learn how to stitch up wounds myself 😈😈😈😈” mirrors Halsey’s blend of fragility and defiance in Control. Overall, the song’s imagery of being haunted by your own brain and trying to own that darkness aligns strongly with their edtwt/shtwt identity and their ongoing fight with themselves.

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