Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares complex feelings about love, grief, and longing, like in “i had a dream that me and my ex made up. he held me so nicely…”.
- Affectionate-partner: Shows deep care and devotion to their boyfriend, e.g. “i love indulging in my bf's god complex… i heart my god” and intense relief in “HES ALIVE MY BF IS ALIVE”.
- Community-seeking: Actively reaches out for connection and oomfs, like “♡ or ↺ to be oomfs!” and “can someone pls match my freak and date me.”.
- Humor-leaning: Uses dark or self-deprecating humor to cope, such as “the toilet lid broke under me im actually gonna kms am i rlly that fat now” and “ive mastered the art of peeing standing up”.
- Creative-fandom: Engages creatively with fandoms and yumeships, like “should i start sharing my yumeship stuff on here.... cause im yearning for my boyfie zai” and posting about Berserk, BSD, and Madoka.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently engages in self-harm and glorifies it, e.g. “with the way i cut, it's a part time job. i need money for this shit #shtwt” and “i popped the blisters on my burns”.
- Suicidal-thinking: Repeatedly expresses desire to die or kill themselves, such as “all i do is binge, puke, cut, starve, and masturbate. i really should die.” and “join me in deathhhh”.
- Body-hatred: Intense negative body image and weight fixation appear throughout, like “am i rlly that fat now”, “my big ass is at 120 lbs. just ate too”, and multiple #edtwt posts.
- Attention-starved: Feels deeply distressed by perceived neglect, as shown in “i think ignoring me is one of the worst things someone can do to me. i crave interaction and attention.” and anxiety about their bf not replying in “he hasn't responded. i bet he hates how fat and ugly i've become.”.
- Risky-substanceuse: Takes large, unsafe amounts of medication, like “just took 2,200 mg of ibuprofen” and “took 3 antidepressants snd. 8 painmilelrs. 🎉🎉🎉🎉”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa’s sensitivity and intensity were pushed into a much darker, more self-destructive online subculture. Like Lisa, they’re hyper self-reflective and articulate about their dissatisfaction with themselves and the world, as shown in posts like “i will never get anywhere in life and i am deeply unsatisfied with who i am. i used to be so full of hope and life until they ruined me.”. Lisa often feels emotionally neglected and overly burdened by adults, which parallels tweets such as “hi so is my mom weird for dumping all her adult problems on me and basically treating me like a partner or a friend.. not her daughter”. Their craving for validation and connection echoes Lisa’s desperate need to be seen and loved, for example “i think ignoring me is one of the worst things someone can do to me. i crave interaction and attention.”. While the self-harm, ED content, and extreme despair (like “all i do is binge, puke, cut, starve, and masturbate. i really should die.”) go far beyond what The Simpsons would depict, the underlying traits—intelligence turned inward, emotional overload, and feeling alien in their own family and peer group—fit a much darker, distressed version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite craving attention, most content is introspective, focused on inner pain and private obsessions rather than external social life, e.g. “i think ignoring me is one of the worst things someone can do to me. i crave interaction and attention.” and many solitary self-harm/ED routines like “all i do is binge, puke, cut, starve, and masturbate. i really should die.”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because their focus is on meanings, identity, and symbolism (angels, gods, yumeships) rather than just concrete facts, e.g. “i love indulging in my bf's god complex because nobody actually gets hurt. yes, i'm his angel, yes i pray to him, yes im setting up a shrine…” and the way they turn relationships into dramatic narratives like “if he'd touch me, hold me, love me, i'd be happy. but he won't. so i stay yearning”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their decisions and self-concept are driven by emotion and validation rather than logic, shown in tweets like “i will never get anywhere in life and i am deeply unsatisfied with who i am.” and reactional spirals about their boyfriend, such as “i sent bf a cute risky pic and he hasn't responded. i bet he hates how fat and ugly i've become. fuck my life.”. Their lifestyle is highly Perceiving (P): impulsive self-harm, eating, and substance use with little planning, like “just took 2,200 mg of ibuprofen” and “getting mildly fucked up on painkillers”, plus frequent "might actually do it" or "gonna do it" posts that reflect in-the-moment acting out rather than structured plans. Taken together—introspective and fantasy-heavy (I+N), emotionally driven and validation-seeking (F), and chaotic, spur-of-the-moment behavior (P)—they most closely match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “tear my heart out slow and bleed me” — counter‑offer: we trauma bond over Berserk, scream about #bsdtwt, and I just hold your heart very gently instead.
- You’re out here asking “should I make a blood jar” and “am I scarspo yet,” but honestly you’re already museum‑worthy — I’d just like to be the little plaque that says “beloved by anon’s favorite oomf.”
- Not to be bold, but if you can “cope because you have your bf,” imagine how overpowered you’d be with someone who loves your seaweed-snack obsession, your Madoka good‑night tweets, and still calls you perfect at 120 lbs.
- You’re planning shrines for your god‑complex boyfriend, but I’m over here like AO3: made by freaks for freaks, and I’d happily be your co‑author in the unhinged yumeship of ‘tboy angel x worship‑drunk simp.’
- You said ignoring you is the worst thing someone can do, so here’s my proposal: I never ignore you, I hype every OOTD even when you ‘feel fat,’ and in exchange you let me be the reason you tweet “nvm i can cope, i have my bf/gf/whatever this little freak is.”
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Teen bookworm with a dramatic toilet-lid story, managing school, scars & seaweed snacks while overthinking everything. Here to vent, not to glorify harm.– @4ngelIcIsm
Your signature cocktail
Angel’s Berserk Shrine Fizz
This drink is strong as hell and a little unhinged, mirroring their tendency to go all‑in, like “IM BERSERKING IT!!! #shedtwt #Berserk” and “getting mildly fucked up on painkillers” — that’s the overproof rum. The black coffee cold brew channels the exhaustion and insomnia vibe of “everything smells like cigarettes and i feel like i've been runover by a truck”, giving it a dark, wired undercurrent. Cherry liqueur brings a sweet-but-bloody note, nodding to all the self‑harm and scars like “am i scarspo yet #shtwt #bsdtwt” and “new exacto knife AND bandages #shtwtᅠ”. The sea salt & lime cordial is sharp and acidic, capturing their body-image angst and school chaos in posts like “the toilet lid broke under me im actually gonna kms am i rlly that fat now” and “THE LUNCH LADY SABOTAGED ME IM GONNA KMS… I HATE FOOD #edtwtㅤ”. Finally, tonic water with edible glitter on top is the sparkling, angelic mask they put on for oomfs — a shimmering internet persona, like “angel for internet goddess, vote now!” and the yearning, devotional tone of “i love indulging in my bf's god complex… i heart my god”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong streak of self‑preservation and strategic thinking, even in dark ways. For example, they talk about manipulating their body and image to fit an ideal and obsess over control of food and weight, like when they say “all i do is binge, puke, cut, starve, and masturbate. i really should die.” and “someone pay me to cut for them idc #shtwt”, which shows a willingness to commodify even their own harm for a goal. There’s also a possessive, almost territorial approach to relationships and people, like when they admit to stalking their boyfriend’s other partner: “im trying to find my bf's other bf on discord. stalkiiing...”. Their enjoyment of indulgent, transgressive dynamics—“i love indulging in my bf's god complex because nobody actually gets hurt. yes, i'm his angel, yes i pray to him, yes im setting up a shrine, yes it's consensual.”—also fits Slytherin’s taste for intensity and power structures. While they clearly crave affection and attention, the way they navigate pain, control, and relationships is more aligned with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and darkly ambitious self‑fashioning than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Goner - Twenty One Pilots
Goner by Twenty One Pilots fits anon because it captures feeling broken, suicidal, and desperate for someone to save you while still clinging to a thin thread of connection. Their tweets show intense self-loathing and fixation on death and self-harm, like “all i do is binge, puke, cut, starve, and masturbate. i really should die.” and “i think im gonna do it lol”, which echo the song’s “I’m a goner, somebody catch my breath.” At the same time, they yearn for love and to be saved by others, as seen in “i just want someone to love me” and “if he'd touch me, hold me, love me, i'd be happy.” This combination of despair, self-destruction, and desperate attachment mirrors the emotional core of Goner. Even their repeated joking and dramatizing of suicide like “join me in deathhhh” feels like the same half-serious, half-pleading tone Tyler uses when he’s begging to be taken away from his own mind.
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