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Bart Simpson is the best match because he shares the same rebellious, self‑deprecating teen attitude. The user’s tweet 'Creeps please feel free to hmu I would love to argue with someone rn' mirrors Bart’s love for provoking and confronting others. Their repeated complaints about school such as 'I HATE bio' and 'I have so much homework kill me please' echo Bart’s classic disdain for schoolwork. Self‑critical lines like 'I’m lowkey a piece of shit' and the insecurity expressed in 'I’m always confused when my oomfies… have fewer followers' reflect Bart’s sarcastic, insecure humor. Both also display impulsive risk‑taking, seen in posts about weed and 'From ONE hit and it’s literally colonizing my room', similar to Bart’s tendency to experiment and get into trouble. Overall, the mix of teenage angst, sarcasm, and reckless behavior aligns closely with Bart’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently focuses on inner feelings and personal struggles, such as "How it feels going through a depressive episode—that gets progressively worse every time—every week but it can’t mean anything…" indicating Introversion. They often discuss abstract ideas and patterns, like "It seems so weird how the only real reason humans are “ruling the planet” is because we developed some extra folds n shit in our brains while evolving," showing a preference for Intuition. Their decision‑making appears driven by personal values and empathy, evident in "My friend, who also has had issues with SH ... told me how concerning mine was to her … I’ve genuinely never felt more validated," reflecting Feeling. They demonstrate a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, often mentioning chaotic schedules and last‑minute actions, e.g., "I have so much homework kill me please, I literally have a test every day this week…" and "Step 1: social reclusion," aligning with Perceiving.

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Student, glasses aficionado, turned a Kuromi plushie into a backpack—my quirky study buddy. Balancing biology, math, and mental‑health musings.– @4path3t1c_4ng3l

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The bright strawberry base captures their love for cute aesthetics and 'My new fav shirt and necklaces + newly acquired glasses 😛', while the pink hue mirrors their pastel style. A splash of lemon juice adds a sharp, sour edge reminiscent of their frequent depressive episodes, like 'How it feels going through a depressive episode—that gets progressively worse every time—every week...'. The bitter Campari reflects the darker side of their self‑harm and weight‑loss struggles, echoing 'WOKE UP TO A NEW LW!!! I’m now 108.8lbs/49.35kg and BMI 18.6 #shedtwt #edtwt'. Sparkling water gives a fizzy lift, like the fleeting moments of joy they chase, such as 'I got a new plushie at the store :3 Tucking him into my jacket wasn’t even intentional 😭'. Finally, edible silver glitter adds a shimmer of jewelry and sparkle, tying back to 'My new fav shirt and necklaces + newly acquired glasses 😛' and their love for aesthetic details.

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Their tweets repeatedly emphasize status and competition, such as 'You WISH you were as famous as me ✌️🙄' and 'I’m always confused when my oomfies ... have less followers than me because chat you’re like a celebrity to me'. They enjoy provoking others, inviting arguments with 'Creeps please feel free to hmu I would love to argue with someone rn', showing a cunning, assertive nature. Their critical view of the community, 'I think the reason why edtt is so insufferable is because people join it during their honeymoon phase to gloat and act superior', reflects ambition and a desire to control narratives. These traits align with Slytherin's values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to seek power and status.

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The user repeatedly expresses self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, e.g., “The question is not if I should kms, but rather if I should just do it or if I should run away and have fun first and then do it” and “I’m lowkey a piece of shit.” They also talk about needing help (“Might need to do get help…”) and body‑image anxiety (“WOKE UP TO A NEW LW!!! I’m now 108.8 lbs/ BMI 18.6”). The lyrics of “Hurt” mirror this bleak introspection—“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel”—and convey a sense of brokenness and longing for relief. The song’s stark, confessional tone captures the user’s oscillation between fleeting moments of joy and deep despair (“I have a feeling that this joyous, blissful mood is going to lead to me crashing horribly!”). Because it directly addresses self‑injury, hopelessness, and the desire for redemption, “Hurt” best fits the emotional landscape shown in the tweets.

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