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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honesty: They post raw, unfiltered details about rehab, cravings and body goals, as in 'well im out of rehab' and '1 week without drugs ☹️', which makes their online voice authentic.
- Sociable: They repeatedly reach out to the community with 'good morning mootiesss' and 'MOOT ME UP PLS', showing an ability to connect and seek support.
- Aesthetic Sense: Investing 'almost 300€ on jirai kei clothes' and asking about shoe colors demonstrates a clear taste and eye for style.
- Playful Humor: They diffuse heavy topics with playful lines like 'i miss my wife (my waffle maker)', using levity to cope.
- Resilient Attempts: Despite relapses, they repeatedly attempt sobriety — 'theyre not gonna find anything tho lmao ive been sober for a whole week' — showing perseverance.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Repeated cravings and rapid decisions to buy or use drugs — 'I NEED MY KET NOW' and 'im snorting ecstasy tonight' — reveal difficulty delaying gratification.
- Self‑harm Risk: Statements like 'i cant k!ll myself Now i have to lose weight' and frequent posts about extreme restriction point to dangerous self‑harm and eating disorder behavior.
- Dependence: Heavy reliance on dealers and substances, shown in emotional tweets about plugs ghosting ('my plug gave up on me and ghosted me') indicates vulnerability to substance dependence.
- Inconsistent Stability: Oscillating between rehab sobriety and planning immediate relapses — 'k so im gonna get clean... but as soon as i get out im gonna order sooooo much ketamine' — shows unreliable follow‑through.
- Attention Seeking: Frequent public airing of crises, tests and cravings ('they made me pee in a cup') and calls for moots suggest a pattern of seeking validation through dramatic posts.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart's rebellious, impulsive, attention‑seeking and mischievous streaks mirror Vik's behavior: both delight in pushing boundaries, crave attention from peers, and oscillate between charm and trouble. Vik's public antics around drugs and pranks ('so they made me pee in a cup' delivered with sarcasm) line up with Bart's knack for getting into scrapes and then joking about them, making Bart a fitting match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Vik displays classic ESFP energy: extroverted outreach and craving social contact ('good morning mootiesss', 'MOOT ME UP PLS'), sensing and present focus with immediate pursuit of sensations ('I NEED MY KET NOW', 'do drugs have calories'), feeling‑led posts full of candid emotion and vulnerability ('i cant k!ll myself Now i have to lose weight', 'im so sad im not allowed to leave the clinic'), and perceiving spontaneity with plans that frequently change ('k so im gonna get clean... but as soon as i get out im gonna order sooooo much ketamine'). Their style is impulsive, expressive and tuned to the moment — hallmarks of ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a waffle maker? Because every time I see you my heart hits golden brown and I just want breakfast in bed.
- I’d give you my last pack of cigarettes — which I just finished — just to get your number. Priorities, right?
- Call me a plug, because I can’t promise stability but I’ll always show up when you need a smile.
- You must be Jirai kei, because every time I look at you I want to spend 300€ on matching outfits.
- If craving you is a relapse, then toss the rehab manual — I’m already halfway there.
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Your new Twitter bio
effy • he/they • 21 • edrugtwt + edtwt • candid about rehab, recovery attempts & cravings • Jirai‑kei shopper, crochet & waffle enthusiast • looking for moots • be kind, i’m fragile but loud– @4poll0istir3d
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Moot
The 'Midnight Moot' is energizing and sweet with a crunchy garnish, reflecting Vik's late‑night cravings, love of waffles and sweet tooth ('i miss my wife (my waffle maker)', 'sweet always'). Espresso nods to sleepless nights ('been up since 3am cause i couldnt sleep'), vanilla and maple match their desire for comforting sweets, and sparkling water keeps it bright and social for moots and streams. It's a warm, slightly reckless‑tasting drink that still feels like comfort.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because Vik shows resourcefulness and a survivalist mentality: they relentlessly hunt down dealers ('I FOUND ANOTHER PLUG', 'how do yall find plugs in france') and manipulate situations to get what they want ('asked my roommate to distract them while i get my molly'). Their ambition is small‑scale and immediate — obtaining desired highs, fashion, and social standing — which echoes Slytherin practicality. While not malicious, their cunning, self‑preservation and willingness to bend rules under pressure point toward Slytherin traits rather than the steady loyalty of Hufflepuff or the studiousness of Ravenclaw.
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Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse's 'Rehab' — with its blunt refusal, sadness and public exposure of personal struggle — mirrors Vik's frank, often defiant posts like 'well im out of rehab' and 'k so im gonna get clean... but as soon as i get out im gonna order sooooo much ketamine', capturing both the tragedy and darkly comic tenor of their situation.
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