Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Open about trauma and difficult experiences, like discussing CPS, assault, and family reactions in “trauma candy salad time”.
- Supportive friend: Defends others and calls for empathy, e.g. telling people to leave Sabrina alone in “People need to leave Sabrina alone I am so serious 😭🙏” and doing threads about Jevi in “Jevi @justajevil being horrible at guessing european countries. A 🧵”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges neurodivergence and system identity, like “Being extroverted yet autistic is a hell no one ever talks about” and “I am a system ok bye”.
- Creative artist: Shares art, takes requests, and considers comms, e.g. “Aradia art or something hello goodbye I forgot how to draw”, “i am aware of the 2 art requests in my strawpage”, and “hi oomfs if i did c0mms for steam games would u support”.
- Principled advocate: Speaks strongly against ableism and transphobia, like “kill all people who missuse or discredit tonetags… theyre genuinely helpful” and “yall really r transphobic against trans men…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequently resorts to insults and harsh language, such as calling people “stupid annoying egotistical selfcentered cunt” in “on GOD we all are praying for Kayla's downfall”.
- Aggressive reactions: Responds to conflict with extreme language or fantasies of harm, e.g. “Can we kill my brother… CAN WE KILL HIM” and “kill all people who missuse or discredit tonetags”.
- Online burnout: Expresses difficulty staying active and not knowing what to post, like “I literally don’t know what to post expext nothing from me for several weeks” and “its hard being active on twitter when i actually got a life irl now”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal, potentially triggering details on main, such as explicit CSA references in “trauma candy salad time”.
- Conflict‑prone: Gets drawn into drama and harassment disputes, shown in multiple tweets defending against accusations like “Im just gonna start blocking this shit… stop sending me weird strawpage messages” and “Genuinely who are you i am willing to settle this straight as i don’t remember harrasing anyone???”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as a very online, outspoken, socially conscious nerd in a way that fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they mix jokes with serious political and social takes, e.g. complaining about how their school teaches communism as just a “weird/bad radical ideology” in “Learning about communism in history class but they refuse to call it communism they keep calling it a weird/bad radical ideology and nothing else 😭😭”. They’re passionate about justice and boundaries around marginalised experiences, speaking out about sexual assault and how people react to it in “This lol. When I told my mom about when I was sexually assaulted she just shrugged it off… Dont turn sexual assault into a vs thing” and “trauma candy salad time… When I was 8 i got taken away by cps cuz of my moms alcoholism…”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to turn personal pain into activism and commentary. Their threads on misophonia and ableism, like “ranking every ableist thing ive been told in regards to my misophonia. A 🧵!” and “ngl the only things i see online about misophonia is ableist rethoric and it upsets me”, mirror Lisa’s intense focus on niche causes other people overlook. At the same time they’re dramatic, funny, and a bit chaotic in a very teen Lisa way, worrying about Twitter traction in “why do my tweets get traction the moment i decide to study.. does the universe just know i will be checking my twitter every 5 seconds to see the little numbers go up..............” and mixing fandom brainrot with self-aware humor in “ive awoken from my slumber not really ive gotten addicted to playing honkai star rail”. Overall, they feel like a modern, hyper-online Lisa: smart, principled, emotionally intense, and very willing to call people out while still being deeply invested in their niche interests and friendships.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as clearly Extroverted: they describe themselves as 'extroverted yet autistic' in “Being extroverted yet autistic is a hell no one ever talks about”, constantly seek interaction through priv advertising and ArtFight (e.g. “I open artfight and everytime I see i don’t have 30 new attacks...”), and talk about classmates, drama, and group dynamics rather than solitary hobbies. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: instead of focusing on concrete how‑tos, they spin situations into big-picture takes about communities and concepts, like “Being extroverted yet autistic is a hell no one ever talks about” and meta commentary on fandom behavior in “Why do so many big hstwt steal stuff they didn’t make and farm followers...”. They come across as Feeling-dominant: their arguments center on harm, fairness and personal hurt (e.g. “kill all people who missuse or discredit tonetags as 2020 slop. theyre genuinely helpful I am so serious 😭” and “This lol. When I told my mom about when I was sexually assaulted she just shrugged it off.”), and they openly vent about interpersonal conflict and boundaries. Their spontaneity, constant shifting of plans, and messy posting habits point to Perceiving: they repeatedly mention not knowing what to post and going inactive (“I literally don’t know what to post expext nothing from me for several weeks”), deciding on projects impulsively like “Jade (hs) dresses as jade (hsr)... 3 likes and ill draw it”, and generally reacting in the moment rather than presenting a structured, scheduled life. Taken together—outward, social energy (E), abstract/fandom-meta focus (N), emotion-driven values and advocacy (F), and flexible, unstructured lifestyle (P)—they best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate Tavros for no reason, but I promise if we were Homestuck characters I’d give you at least three very good reasons to love me instead.
- Since you’re extroverted yet autistic, consider this my tone tag: I wanna be the irl you’re ‘too busy having a life’ with so you don’t have to wonder what to post on main anymore. /flirty /sincere
- You almost got arrested on that UK school trip and had a spider between your tits, but somehow the scariest thing you’ve done is make me wanna risk it all just to be added to your priv.
- You’re grinding Honkai: Star Rail and Genshin while fighting for your life in Simply Plural—if you ever need someone to help you farm stellar jades or just validate your system ramblings, I volunteer as emotional support party member.
- You’ve never seen a squirrel, a girl threatened to make sure your body is never found, and your school made the news… statistically speaking, going on a chill little date with me would be the SAFEST thing you’ve done all year.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tobias • art, Homestuck & HSR enjoyer • misophonia & autism advocacy on main • once nearly arrested on a school trip, still passed physics somehow– @4ssspider
Your signature cocktail
The Misophonia Spiderbite
The Misophonia Spiderbite is a chaotic, caffeinated, slightly unhinged cocktail—loud on purpose, because you live in sensory hard mode. The spiced rum shot is for the sharp, sometimes violent humor and drama, like when you said “Can we kill my brother… CAN WE KILL HIM” and casually dropped “I once attempted murder when I was in year 7.”. The cherry sour mix reflects your sweetness under the snark and your messy, affectionate online relationships, from “I am in love with @justajevil” to “Ladys... one at a time!”. An espresso splash stands in for school exhaustion and art grind, like “I will post art soon maybe its just that I am really sick rn + school is SO fucking exhausting I need to study so much” and “why do my tweets get traction the moment i decide to study..”. The fizzy energy drink top-up mirrors your hyper-online, fandom-hopping vibe—Homestuck, HSR, Danganronpa, and more, as in “list of fandoms i talk about more on priv… Mainly HSR thoughhh” and “ive gotten addicted to playing honkai star rail”. Finally, the black sugar rim with crushed chili flakes is for the dark, painful edges of your life you still joke through, like “trauma candy salad time… And I brought the bowl!!” and the righteous anger in “kill all people who missuse or discredit tonetags… theyre genuinely helpful I am so serious 😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Tobias shows a strong Gryffindor-like tendency to confront things head-on, even when it creates drama or risk. He openly calls out people and communities he feels are harmful or unjust, like when he rants about transphobia in his fandom: “Jesus christ homestuck fans are so fucking annoying. maybe like... accept that your transphobic and deactivate I dunno..........” and “yall really r transphobic against trans men and get mad when people find you disgusting for being transphobic its funny”. He’s also very willing to publicly discuss his own trauma and vulnerabilities in a blunt way, such as in “trauma candy salad time When I was 8 i got taken away by cps cuz of my moms alcoholism…”, which reflects emotional courage rather than quiet introspection. His impulsive streak comes through in things like “A spider crawled inbetween my tits Do I kill myself” and his chaotic school and interpersonal drama, including nearly being arrested and intense IRL conflicts: “no but why did the girl i have beef with irl threaten to 'kill me and make sure the authorities will never find my body' today..” and “Its 3 only because it was trespassing that I almost got arrested for not shoplifting ♥️♥️♥️”. While he shows some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to friends (e.g., defending people like Sabrina in “People need to leave Sabrina alone I am so serious 😭🙏”), the dominant traits are his confrontational bravery, willingness to stand up loudly for his beliefs, and high-drama impulsiveness—classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
My Dad Says That's For Pussies - Bloodhound Gang
A song that best suits them is My Dad Says That's For Pussies by Bloodhound Gang. They literally name it as their current favorite, saying it's “My Dad Says That's For Pussies by Bloodhound Gang” in this tweet: “atm its My Dad Says That's For Pussies by Bloodhound Gang”. The song’s crude humor and chaotic, irreverent tone fit how they talk about everything from fandom drama to life mishaps, like “A spider crawled inbetween my tits Do I kill myself” and “Math class more like I spend the entire time being woke on twitter class”. They balance heavy topics and trauma disclosures with dark humor and bluntness, as seen in “trauma candy salad time When I was 8 i got taken away by cps cuz of my moms alcoholism...”, which matches the track’s mix of edginess and flippant delivery. Their loud opinions on fandom and identity, like “Jesus christ homestuck fans are so fucking annoying”, also align with the song’s defiant, confrontational vibe. Overall, both the lyrics and attitude of the song mirror their abrasive-yet-playful online persona.
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