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Your Simpsons character
The user’s frequent expressions of hopelessness, self‑harm, and feeling ignored match Moe Szyslak’s well‑known depressive, lonely persona. For example, they tweet “how am i supposed to go about my day knowing i almost hung myself last night” and “I think im gonna kill myxelf tonight”, echoing Moe’s many suicide attempts and constant despair. Their statements like “my life is lowkey falling apart” and “everyone is ignoring me” reflect Moe’s status as the bar’s outcast who is often overlooked by the town. The user’s self‑destructive behaviors (“i can never escape self harm … cutting burning or bruising”) parallel Moe’s reliance on alcohol and self‑destructive coping. Both also use dark humor and profanity, as seen in “omg i actually don't care anymore fuck everyone”, a tone frequently used by Moe in the show.

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The user’s communication is largely inward‑focused, sharing personal pain and private feelings rather than initiating group discussions (e.g., "i can’t stop crying i just want my grandma to be okay" and "my life is lowkey falling apart"). They attend to concrete, sensory details such as physical sensations and daily routines (e.g., "the tingling feeling after punching yourself hurts sooo good" and "how pinterest sees my diet… breakfast lunch snack dinner"). Their decision‑making is driven by emotion and personal values, evident in statements like "the holidays are near and grief is hitting me like oncoming traffic" and "i feel so unimportant". The overall style is spontaneous and flexible, with little evidence of structured planning, as seen in "omg i actually don’t care anymore fuck everyone" and "i was gunna fast today… i can’t just not eat her cooking". These traits align best with an ISFP personality.

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Mental health advocate & self-care nerd. I once tried to bake a cake using only leftover pizza crusts. 🍕🥧 they/them– @4theshameless

Your signature cocktail
The Burnt Ember Elixir captures the smoky despair of a burnt vape with a base of smoked whiskey, echoing the tweet "my vape is burnt and that was my last pod so i am going to die". The darkness of black vodka mirrors the feeling of "i can never escape self harm whether it's cutting burning or bruising i always have some kind of self inflicted wound on my body". A splash of blood‑orange juice adds a bright, painful sting like "the tingling feeling after punching yourself hurts sooo good", while a shot of espresso brings the bitter edge of sleepless grief, as expressed in "the holidays are near and grief is hitting me like oncoming traffic". A dash of hot sauce adds a fleeting, sharp heat that reflects the chaotic urge to feel anything at all. Together the drink is a bittersweet, smoky, and slightly spicy tribute to their raw, unfiltered emotions.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on their tweets, @4theshameless displays values of loyalty and a strong need for community, which aligns with Hufflepuff traits. They express a deep sense of empathy and concern for their friends, as seen in tweets like 'how am i supposed to go about my day knowing i almost hung myself last night' and 'i can't stop crying i just want my grandma to be okay,' showing a caring nature towards others. Their search for connection is evident in 'will you please come home' and 'heyy oomfs what we eating today,' indicating a desire for camaraderie and shared experiences. Furthermore, their willingness to share personal struggles and seek support highlights their essential Hufflepuff characteristics of hard work and dedication to relationships.

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The song "Hurt" captures the intense self‑destructive feelings that Luce repeatedly shares, such as "i can never escape self harm whether it's cutting burning or bruising i always have some kind of self inflicted wound on my body" which mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their admission "I think im gonna kill myxelf tonight" and the statement "my life is lowkey falling apart" echo the song’s bleak refrain about becoming something unrecognizable. The recurring sense of being ignored and unimportant – "everyone is ignoring me" and "i feel so unimportant" – aligns with the mournful tone of the track. Overall, the raw pain, hopelessness, and yearning for relief expressed in the tweets match the melancholic confession found in the chorus of "Hurt."

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