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This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: sarcastic, chronically online, and deeply immersed in niche gamer/otaku culture. They constantly critique others and internet culture with exaggerated disdain, like calling politics and social media users idiots or worse, e.g. “current day politics.... idiot.” and “ihate twittards...”. Their bio (“most likely twice your age, gamer… hating zoomers & furries, probably hating you aswell”) mirrors Comic Book Guy’s bitter, superior attitude toward everyone around him. They also combine genuine fandom with edgy, snarky posting about games and anime, such as Half-Life jokes and Touhou references, and heavy-handed ‘social commentary’ threads like “social comentary… dude got the guts to speak up about whatever the fuck is happening in murica”. This blend of pedantic nitpicking, culture-war snark, and obsessive geek interests is very much in line with Comic Book Guy’s personality.

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They read as an Introvert (I): they emphasize solitary hobbies (gaming, VRChat, Touhou) and irritation with high-social-media-use people, e.g. complaining about users with 60+ tweets a day and telling them to touch grass in “i swear to fucking god if you joined a year ago and u got 24k tweets…”, which suggests dislike of constant social engagement rather than seeking it. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they gravitate toward meta and conceptual takes on culture and politics, like the satirical post about 4/20 and far-right groups in “You may think that 420 is associated with cannabis smoking but truth to be told it actually acts as a passpharse for far right nazi groups…”, as well as broader social commentary memes such as “social commentary🤭 #GenshinImpact”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt, confrontational, and argumentative, focusing on what they see as logical or principled points rather than harmony, as in “You psychopaths. Absolute degenerate piece of filth #HogwartsLegacyboycott ers.” and their criticism of cheaters in CS:GO in “Hey @CSGO and @valvesoftware can you please do something about the rampant cheaters…”. They lean Judging (J) through their preference for structure, rules, and standards for how things should work: complaining about Discord removing metadata in “why did u remove metadata from uploaded files??!? revert this back to how it was, cause its sucha bad decision.” and wanting stricter moderation or anti-cheat enforcement show a desire for ordered systems over laissez-faire chaos. Taken together—private, analytical, abstract, and system- and standards-focused with a caustic, critical tone—INTJ is a tighter fit than the more people-oriented INFJ or the more flexible INTP.

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Old-school gamer & Touhou enjoyer. Part-time shitposter, full-time media critic. Once emailed KFC about a product idea I probably can’t mention here.– @51vk5

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This loud, overproof drink channels a chronically-online, older gamer who proudly calls themselves “most likely twice your age, gamer, 2hutard, hating zoomers & furries, probably hating you aswell” with a base of overproof dark rum to match their heavy, no-chill energy. The bitter herbal liqueur mirrors their constant social commentary on politics and culture, like calling things “clown country xd” and railing against mobs in “You psychopaths. Absolute degenerate piece of filth #HogwartsLegacyboycott ers.”. Smoky lapsang tea syrup nods to their Half-Life/CS/VRChat nerdiness and apocalyptic meme vibes, as in their imagined Game Awards twist with “Time..... Mr. Keighley?”. The sour grapefruit juice captures their acerbic, eye-twitching frustration with hyper-posters in “thats over 60 tweets a day... please... go outside, touch some grass...”. Finally, the activated charcoal & chili-salt rim reflects the edgy, borderline-cursed black humor of tweets like “#touhou fans when they see unsupervised children.” and “ihatetwittardsihatetwittardsihatetwittards...”, giving the drink a visually dark, spicy kick that fits their shitpost-brewing persona.

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This user is intensely combative and driven by a desire to push back against groups they dislike, which tracks strongly with Slytherin’s ruthless, us‑vs‑them mindset. They openly relish conflict and cultural flame wars, celebrating things like the #predditor vs #predtwitter drama with “i love this shitfest #predditor vs #predtwitter ecks fukken dee” and mocking people they see as weak or ridiculous, such as in “current day politics.... idiot.”. They show a willingness to court controversy and social risk for their own convictions, for example defending a streamer against a boycott mob in “You psychopaths. Absolute degenerate piece of filth #HogwartsLegacyboycott ers… You pushed a streamer to breaking point”, and proudly posting inflammatory cunny/loli content like “if this wont cancel me then i guess i have to piss off genshin players ¯_(ツ)/¯ #cunny #love #lolicunny ¯_(ツ)/¯”. Their style is also very strategic and contemptuous toward those they consider beneath them: they deride high‑activity users as needing to “touch some grass” in “if you joined a year ago and u got 24k tweets… thats over 60 tweets a day... thats 2+ in a hour... please... go outside, touch some grass...” and mock what they frame as Western social excesses in “truly an america™ moment… we live in a society. land of the free and just, progressive, stunning and brave.”. Their repeated focus on winning culture‑war points, proudly taking unpopular stances, and weaponizing sarcasm and derision for effect is much more aligned with Slytherin’s ambition, edge, and self‑preserving tribalism than with the other houses.

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A well-suited song for @51vk5 is “Crawling” by Linkin Park, because it reflects a mix of frustration, bitterness, and self-aware exhaustion that shows up frequently in their posts. Their timeline is full of intense venting at internet culture and politics, such as “current day politics.... idiot.” and “clown country xd”, mirroring the song’s sense of being overwhelmed by a hostile environment. The repeated outbursts like “ihatetwittardsihatetwittardsihatetwittards…” and “i reported 11 accounts. i feel like im gonna vomit” echo the song’s themes of inner turmoil and being worn down. Even their bio, calling themselves “most likely twice your age” and “hating zoomers & furries, probably hating you aswell,” suggests a jaded, defensive stance that fits Chester Bennington’s raw, strained delivery. Overall, the emotional texture of Crawling—anger, fatigue, and a sense of being trapped in a toxic atmosphere—matches the way @51vk5 navigates online spaces.

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