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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, bookish, and often overwhelmed by how much there is to learn and do. They talk about loving novels and art, like their “paixão genuína pelas novels de Vampire Hunter D e pelos desenhos do yoshitaka amano” “paixão genuína pelas novels de Vampire Hunter D e pelos desenhos do yoshitaka amano que tem em todas elas”, and they overthink media and politics in a very Lisa way, for example noticing narrative themes in games: “não sei como isso escapou do meu radar por tanto tempo mas morrowind de fato é uma crítica ao ultra nacionalismo”. Like Lisa, they feel out of step with others and lonely, joking about dying alone and saying things like “isso é true pra caralho vocês não tem noção, morar sozinho me faz ser 10 vezes mais suscetível a ter pensamentos suicidas em qualquer episódio depressivo” and “não vou mentir, eu não sei mais por quanto tempo eu vou conseguir continuar”. They show idealistic frustration with people misusing tools and being shallow, such as classmates abusing ChatGPT in college work “trabalho de faculdade... cada um fica com uma parte.... uma garota usa chatgpt sem nem disfarçar...”, which is very Lisa’s moral/academic indignation. At the same time, they have a playful, nerdy side—obsessing over manga, games, and dark fantasy, and posting things like “tô pensando em largar a faculdade pra focar em ler mangás e visual novels”—which fits Lisa’s combination of serious intellect and deeply nerdy passions.

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They read as strongly introverted: they talk about never using their own photos and intense discomfort with calls, e.g. “eu nunca tive em call em toda minha vida eu fico mortificado com a ideia de ir em call Nao Nao” and “eu nunca nunca nunca nunca nunca NUNCA vou usar foto minha em NADA”, and often mention wanting to stay in their room, as in “eu queria nunca mais sair do meu quarto mas não posso fazer isso dnv pq já não tenho mais 14 anos”. Their interests and language are clearly intuitive: they gravitate to fantasy worlds and symbolism (Vampire Hunter D, Hunter x Hunter, Morrowind, dark fantasy) and spin humorous, imaginative monologues like “quando eu morrer eu vou ser cremado e minhas cinzas serão misturadas num monster branco… esse foi o pacto que vocês fizeram quando clicaram em 'seguir'”. They seem more feeling than thinking, focusing on emotional reactions and empathy—being viscerally disturbed by cruelty to animals in a video (“por favor parar de cutucar ele desse jeito eu faço oq vc quiser”) and relating media to their own mental state, as in “morar sozinho me faz ser 10 vezes mais suscetível a ter pensamentos suicidas em qualquer episódio depressivo”. Their style appears perceiving rather than judging: they joke about dropping college to binge media (“tô pensando em largar a faculdade pra focar em ler mangás e visual novels”) and present themselves as impulsive and unstructured, with lots of in-the-moment reactions like “fuck it we ball”. Putting this together—introspective, fantasy‑oriented, emotionally intense, and more spontaneous than planned—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Lit & game nerd, part-time vampire scholar. Once got paid to read Jujutsu Kaisen. Currently juggling college, novels & too many save files.– @6moonless

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The Moonless Monster Fizz is a chaotic late‑night gamer drink with feelings—strong but sparkling, just like someone who jokes about doom yet still gushes over art and friends. The base of vodka or cachaça is for the dark, self‑destructive humor and mortality riffs, from “acho que minha morte vai ser 2028 quando eu ter uma recaída e sofrer intoxicação alcoólica” to “não vou mentir, eu não sei mais por quanto tempo eu vou conseguir continuar”. Passion fruit juice represents the sudden bursts of genuine joy and enthusiasm, like “sério mesmo eu tomei um suco de maracujá agora que me revigorou de um jeito absurdo meu deus do ceu eu amo suco de maracujá” and the love for novels, anime and games in posts such as “paixão genuína pelas novels de Vampire Hunter D e pelos desenhos do yoshitaka amano”. Cold brew coffee mirrors the insomnia‑coded, terminally online vibe of someone carrying the clan “tal qual Atlas” in games and uni work, as seen in “carregando esse Clã sozinho tal qual Atlas suportando o peso do mundo” and the rant about classmates abusing ChatGPT in “trabalho de faculdade... uma garota usa chatgpt sem nem disfarçar”. Monster Ultra on top is mandatory in honor of the cursed pact in “quando eu morrer eu vou ser cremado e minhas cinzas serão misturadas num monster branco”, capturing the cracked gamer/anime energy of “Dark Souls II É O Melhor Jogo De Todos Os Tempos” and the COD lobby lore in “vsfd alguem foi xingado pelo big jeff no lobby de COD em 2013”. The dash of saline or salt cuts through the sweetness, a nod to bitter loneliness and self‑deprecation in “#NAOTEMAMIGOSEVAIMORRERSOZINHOAWARD” and “coisa mais linda eu nunca vou ter isso pq eu sou fracassado que vai morrer sozinho”, but it also makes the drink more complex—because beneath the jokes and angst, there’s someone surprisingly thoughtful, compassionate, and very, very online.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a persistent love of learning and media analysis that fits Ravenclaw best. They talk about doing a college paper on a film — “filmasso da porra esse Sinners vou fazer um trabalho da faculdade sobre esse filme” — and complain when classmates use AI lazily in an assignment — “trabalho de faculdade... análise simples de um filme..... cada um fica com uma parte.... uma garota usa chatgpt sem nem disfarçar...” — which shows they care about genuine thought and analysis. Their timeline is full of critical opinions on media structure and aesthetics, like calling One Piece visually overwhelming — “acho impossível ler o mangá de one piece, toda página é só poluição visual” — and talking about Morrowind as political critique — “morrowind de fato é uma crítica ao ultra nacionalismo”. They also juggle lots of books, anime, games, and visual novels and feel the weight of too many things to consume — “tantas midias pra consumir em tão pouco tempo.... a vida é curta demais” — which suggests an intellectual curiosity more than pure escapism. Even when joking about dropping college to read manga and VNs — “tô pensando em largar a faculdade pra focar em ler mangás e visual novels” — it’s still all centered on consuming and thinking about stories. The combination of media obsession, analytical commentary, and frustration with shallow engagement aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Creep” by Radiohead, because its themes of alienation, self‑doubt, and longing mirror how they talk about themselves and their life. They frequently express feeling unwanted or out of place, like when they say “dois quotes e zero likes todo mundo me odeia ninguém gosta de mim ou dos meus posts.” and “eu nunca nunca nunca nunca nunca NUNCA vou usar foto minha em NADA”, echoing the song’s "I don’t belong here" refrain. Their darker thoughts about loneliness and mortality, such as “isso é true pra caralho vocês não tem noção, morar sozinho me faz ser 10 vezes mais suscetível a ter pensamentos suicidas em qualquer episódio depressivo” and “não vou mentir, eu não sei mais por quanto tempo eu vou conseguir continuar”, also line up with the song’s raw vulnerability. At the same time, their love for niche media, dark fantasy, and feeling different from the mainstream—seen in posts like “supostos fãs de 'dark fantasy' quando eles precisam interagir com qualquer mídia que não seja ai slop de tiktok”—matches the outsider perspective at the core of Creep. Overall, the mix of self‑deprecating humor, intense introspection, and a desire to be seen makes Creep a strong thematic mirror for their online persona.

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