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Your Simpsons character
While Lisa is often the voice of reason, she frequently experiences deep existential despair and feels isolated from her family, much like this user who feels “basically everyone hates me and i should just die atp”. The user’s intense emotional volatility and feeling of being misunderstood by parents mirrors Lisa’s struggles, especially when the user notes, “mom: you're just like your dad!! dad: you're just like your mom!! JUST KILL ME ALREDY T T”. Both share a melancholic outlook on life, with the user even stating “it's so hard for me to believe that some people actually love themselves and aren't suicidal”, reflecting a dark version of Lisa's intellectualized sadness. Ultimately, the user’s plea of “please god kill me i cant do this anymore im weak im nothing” captures the same profound loneliness Lisa feels when she is at her lowest point in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preoccupation with internal distress and solitary struggles, often feeling disconnected from others, such as when they ask if they are the “only one who fantasises about someone walking in on me”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their focus on symbolic meanings and future-oriented despair, such as wondering if a scar “will ever disappear” rather than focusing on physical healing. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are entirely driven by intense emotional values and self-criticism, evidenced by the plea “please god kill me i cant do this anymore im weak im nothing”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their impulsive reactions and lack of structure, visible when they admit “I just have to fuck everything up” and engage in spontaneous, mood-driven behaviors like downloading games or making a new page out of boredom.

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Aspiring graphic artist and 17-year-old creative. I once tried to bake a cake for my mom and accidentally made a brick—now I stick to digital arts. Exploring life.– @6perfect6angel6

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 17-year-old navigating the 'shtwt' community, blending extreme bitterness with a youthful, aesthetic fizz. The high-proof spirit reflects their volatile state, inspired by the alarming plea “please god kill me i cant do this anymore”, while the muddled red berries represent the recurring physical themes in their posts, such as when they noted, “I cut the most perfect styros >_<”. The sparkling rosé adds a touch of performative 'pink' energy, mirroring their birthday celebration where they asked for “NEW BLADES >//<”. Finally, the sharp silver garnish serves as a literal nod to their obsession with tools, specifically the urge to “take out my razorblade and cut myself” in moments of distress.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong Slytherin preoccupation with 'purity' and hierarchy within their subculture, using specific terminology to rank their experiences, such as when they claim, “I cut the most perfect styros >_<”. They exhibit the house's characteristic ambition for 'more' and a dissatisfaction with the status quo, noting that “my styro cuts don't satisfy me anymore”. Their resourcefulness is seen in their celebration of acquiring “NEW BLADES >//<” as a way to further their goals. Finally, their intense loyalty is focused narrowly on a chosen few rather than the collective, as seen in their bio where they define themselves as the “property of @ksrmic_” and express deep guilt over being a “bad girlfriend”.

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The user exhibits a deep struggle with self-loathing and a desperate desire for external validation, often feeling like they are “such an attention whore”. The song’s themes of body image and feeling inherently flawed mirror the user’s belief that they are “unlovable” and their confession that they “fantasises about someone walking in on me cutting and taking care of me”. The upbeat yet melancholic sound reflects their jarring transition between 'cute' aesthetics, such as using “>//<” emoticons, and extreme distress where they beg, “please god kill me i cant do this anymore”. Ultimately, the track captures the painful intersection of teenage identity and the severe mental health struggles present throughout their feed.

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