Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Calls herself out as pretending to be smart in her bio and reflects on wasting time in “Already wasted the first day of the new year”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares insecurity and fear of judgment in “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't.”.
- Creative thinker: Talks about wanting to write books in “I really like to write but I don't because I haven't had a good idea for a book since like 2023” and focuses on philosophy over compsci in “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci”.
- Musically dedicated: Practices guitar/folk songs in “1 PM and I still haven't had breakfast but I can play the scarborough settler's lament” and plans to play for family in “now I'm waiting for my mom to come back upstairs so I can play arthur mcbride for them”.
- Political curiosity: Engages with leftist ideas and humor in “Trotskyist Mao” and jokes about HOI4 and politics in multiple posts, showing engagement with complex topics.
Weaknesses:
- Academic inconsistency: Stresses about tests yet reports low grades and poor prep in “Got my math test back today and i got a 2.1/5 fml”, “Well. Failed my chemistry final fml”, and “I have a finals exam tomorrow and I didn't get to study because I went to see a movie”.
- Procrastination: Mentions wasting time and delaying responsibilities in “Already wasted the first day of the new year” and focusing on HOI4 or X instead of tasks in “Steam is updating so instead of playing HOI4 all through Christmas Eve I'm gonna have to play HOI4 through Christmas Eve night”.
- Low self-confidence: Describes herself as not knowing much in her bio and fears everyone secretly hates her in “I always feel like people are talking behind my back and that everyone I know actually hates me”.
- Avoidant communication: Wants to talk about feelings but holds back out of fear in “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't”, limiting deeper connections.
- Financial dependence: Shows lack of control over her own money in “WHY DID MY MOM SPEND ALL MY MONEY”, highlighting vulnerability around personal finances.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically engaged, and often feeling out of step with the people around her. Like Lisa, she worries about school and her future, as shown when she says she needs "to do well in class and apply to colleges" “Just realized that this year I'm actually going to need to do well in class and apply to colleges and stuff”, and feels pressure from her dad about choosing philosophy over computer science “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci sure is something”. Her leftist politics and irony (e.g. “Trotskyist Mao”) fit Lisa’s activist streak, just with a much more online, extremely terminally-chronically-Extremely-2020s flavor. She’s creative and bookish, wanting to write but feeling blocked “I really like to write but I don't because I haven't had a good idea for a book since like 2023”, similar to Lisa’s constant artistic projects. Finally, she often feels lonely and misunderstood by family and friends, like in “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't... I always feel like people are talking behind my back and that everyone I know actually hates me”, which echoes Lisa’s recurring insecurity about fitting in and being genuinely liked.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly highlight being alone and somewhat withdrawn, like staying in bed on social media instead of going to a party in “My one IRL friend is at a party but I'm in bed on xitter listening to folk rock so who is doing better????”, and feeling unable to open up emotionally in “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't.”. They appear iNtuitive (N): they drift into big-picture worries about life and the future such as college and direction in “Just realized that this year I'm actually going to need to do well in class and apply to colleges and stuff”, and fantasize about being an arctic marine mammal to escape problems in “I kinda feel like 99% of my problems would be fixed if I was an arctic marine mammal instead of a human”. Their values-driven, emotionally colored reactions suggest Feeling (F): they’re hurt by family reactions in “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci sure is something” and distressed by their mom’s behavior and beliefs in “WHY DID MY MOM SPEND ALL MY MONEY” and “My mom thinks anime turns kids gay and crazy…”, focusing on the emotional impact rather than logical debate. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they procrastinate and wing it academically, as in “Already wasted the first day of the new year” and “I have a finals exam tomorrow and I didn't get to study because I went to see a movie with some friends”, and their life feels unstructured and spontaneous rather than tightly planned. Overall, an INFP profile fits a reflective, value-oriented, slightly chaotic teen who lives in their inner world, struggles with self-expression, and worries about authenticity and the future.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your mom thinks anime turns kids gay and crazy, should I tell her you’re the reason Haruhi just got bumped to the top of my rewatch-and-crush list?
- You can play ‘Scarborough Settler’s Lament’ and survive HOI4 through Christmas Eve—clearly you’ve got the endurance. Want to try a long campaign where we conquer finals week together?
- You say you ‘don’t really know much about anything’ but still pretend to be smart; I’m 100% fine being the philosophy major who actually *does* know one thing: I really want to get to know you better.
- You’re in bed listening to folk rock while your one IRL friend is at a party—if being the one who stayed home scrolling X and falling for you is wrong, I don’t want to be invited either.
- Your dad asking if you’re growing your hair for ‘rock and roll or gay stuff’ is funny, because I’m here hoping the answer is both—and maybe also ‘romantic stuff,’ specifically with me.
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16 | She/Her | Folk rock, philosophy, and failed chem finals. Once asked if my long hair was for ‘rock and roll or gay stuff’ and still haven’t answered.– @730rs3yk
Your signature cocktail
The Trotskyist Folk Rock Fizz
Rye whiskey gives it a quietly serious backbone, like realizing you actually have to think about grades and college after tweeting about it in “Just realized that this year I'm actually going to need to do well in class and apply to colleges and stuff”. Black tea syrup adds a warm, introspective sweetness for nights spent in bed with music in “My one IRL friend is at a party but I'm in bed on xitter listening to folk rock so who is doing better????”. Sour cherry juice brings a tart teenage angst and self-doubt, echoing “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't” and the sting of “Got my math test back today and i got a 2.1/5 fml fml fml”. Sparkling water lightens everything up, because despite the stress, there's still cozy humor in “I kinda feel like 99% of my problems would be fixed if I was an arctic marine mammal instead of a human” and gaming through holidays in “Steam is updating so instead of playing HOI4 all through Christmas Eve I'm gonna have to play HOI4 through Christmas Eve night”. Finally, a dash of absinthe nods to the chaotic, slightly unhinged ideological and aesthetic vibe of “Trotskyist Mao” and wanting to study philosophy over compsci in “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci sure is something”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong reflective and intellectual streak that aligns with Ravenclaw. They worry about future academics and college in a self-aware way in “Just realized that this year I'm actually going to need to do well in class and apply to colleges and stuff”, and they openly enjoy the idea of studying philosophy despite parental pressure in “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci sure is something”. Their love of specific, somewhat niche media (like Haruhi and British folk rock) and the way they talk about them analytically in “I keep forgetting how good the 'Hark! The Village Wait' album is. I keep re writing this to mention just 2 songs but honestly the whole album is incredibly good I can't just choose between any of them.” and “I should rewatch Haruhi” suggests a thoughtful, taste-driven mind. They also tinker with code scripts, as in “Accidentally ran the script that makes 1917 .txt files and didn't run the one that deletes them”, which points to curiosity and comfort with abstract problem-solving. While they show some Hufflepuff-like self-deprecation and emotional sensitivity in “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't.”, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, introspection, and a preference for thinking and observing over acting impulsively—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
The reflective, politically aware, and slightly world-weary tone of The Times They Are A-Changin' fits them well. They joke about leftist theory and aesthetics, like in “Trotskyist Mao”, showing a playful but real engagement with politics and history that echoes Dylan’s social commentary. Their struggles with school and expectations, such as “Just realized that this year I'm actually going to need to do well in class and apply to colleges and stuff” and “The sadness in my dad's voice when I tell him I want to study philosophy instead of compsci sure is something”, mirror the song’s tension between old expectations and new directions. Emotional vulnerability and feeling out of place, like “I really like want to talk about my feelings with people but I feel like I can't” and their queer identity in the bio, resonate with the song’s theme of a generation trying to redefine itself against resistant parents and norms. Their love of folk and traditional-leaning music, shown in “I keep forgetting how good the 'Hark! The Village Wait' album is” and playing songs like “Arthur McBride,” makes a classic protest folk song a natural match for their aesthetic and inner life.
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