Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: He expresses a deep, intrinsic connection to his identity through "big intricate drawings" and artistic expression.
- Self-aware: He accurately identifies physical symptoms like "potassium related" deficiencies and "reactive hypoglycemia".
- Resourceful cook: He prepares structured meals such as "teriyaki salmon bites" and "homemade" cauliflower rice.
- Supportive partner: Despite his own struggles, he shows deep concern for his "boyfriend" and asks followers to "pray for him".
- Appreciative son: He openly expresses gratitude when his "mom bought me a new food scale" or "cleaned" his room.
Weaknesses:
- Medical neglect: He experiences "chest pains" and "numbness" but continues to fast instead of seeking professional help.
- Compulsive weighing: His mood is dictated by the scale, admitting his "morning ruined" because a bathroom door was locked.
- Anxious indecision: He frequently cycles between wanting to increase intake and "getting too scared", reverting to strict limits.
- Severe emetophobia: He describes a "debilitating" fear of sickness that causes "shaking and so so paranoid" reactions.
- Academic procrastination: He struggles to balance health and school, often "freaking out" over unfinished "homework".
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Clyde shares Lisa Simpson’s intellectual nature and deep sensitivity, often feeling isolated by his own thoughts and interests like Buck-Tick. Much like Lisa's existential dread, he expresses profound loneliness, tweeting “why am i so sad and lonely now. i hate having anorexia”. He mirrors her academic pressure and artistic drive, noting “i have sm homework to do still and i quite literally cannot do it while im in a state like this” and “i don’t know who i am without art”. Finally, his hyper-awareness of his health and physical symptoms reflects Lisa's tendency to over-analyze her own well-being and place in the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Clyde demonstrates a strong Introverted preference, frequently expressing feelings of being “sad and lonely” and focusing on solitary hobbies like “big intricate drawings” rather than social engagement. His Intuitive side is evident in how he interprets mundane occurrences as spiritual signs, noting that “atsushi is Communicating with me” through repeating numbers. As a Feeling type, his decision-making is heavily dictated by emotional states and personal values, often tweeting about being “on the verge of tears” due to the internal conflict between his disorder and his hunger. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his struggle with structure, often “sleeping in” or finding that “eating just to eat is frustrating” when forced into a scheduled 'metabolism day' that disrupts his fluid, mood-driven routine.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an OneyPlays episode? Because I could watch you for hours and you're the only thing that makes me genuinely laugh.
- I’m no Atsushi Sakurai, but I’ve been seeing 1111 everywhere too—I think it’s a sign that we’re meant to be buck-tickin’ together.
- You can stop picking at your eyelashes now; I've already got my eye on you, and you look better than a perfectly air-fried salmon bite.
- Is your name Biscoff? Because I feel like I’ve been missing out my whole life until I finally found you.
- I promise I’m more reliable than an analog scale—you’ll never have to question how much I weigh my love for you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist & V-Kei enthusiast. When I’m not sketching, I’m over-explaining OneyPlays lore to my boyfriend. Aspiring toward recovery and a better tomorrow.– @74skeletons
Your signature cocktail
The Visual Kei Blue-Hour Sparkler
This experimental cocktail reflects the delicate, artistic soul of a creator who feels “i don’t know who i am without art”. The base of coconut water is a nod to their attempt at self-care after realizing “having coconut water rrr” might help their physical symptoms. The drink's bittersweet profile captures the struggle of wanting to be free while “clinging onto my ed for as long as i can for support”. Finally, the sparkling finish and celestial garnish celebrate their connection to the universe, especially when “atsushi is Communicating with me” through repeating numbers.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Clyde exhibits a strong Ravenclaw orientation through his self-analytical nature and deep attachment to his creative identity. He approaches his condition with a clinical curiosity, researching medical phenomena and “looking more into the whole reactive hypoglycemia thing rn” or meticulously tracking data, noting he “went from bmi 16.2 to 14.6 in 23 days”. His sense of self is inextricably tied to his intellect and artistic output, as shown when he laments, “i don’t know who i am without art” while missing his “big intricate drawings.” This preference for logic, research, and creative expression, even under duress, aligns him most closely with the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.
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Cosmos - Buck-Tick
Given Clyde's profound obsession with the band Buck-Tick, as seen when he cries out “buck tick save me . save me b t please if you can hear me buck tick Save me”, Cosmos is the most fitting song due to its ethereal, melancholic atmosphere. The song mirrors the isolation and physical fragility he describes when admitting “why am i so sad and lonely now. i hate having anorexia”. Its themes of drifting through a vast, overwhelming space resonate with his struggle to find identity, exemplified by his claim that “i don’t know who i am without art” and his constant battle with physical weakness. The track captures the duality of his life: a dark, clinical obsession with numbers juxtaposed against a deep, spiritual longing for comfort through music.
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