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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the closest match because she’s intensely self-reflective, struggles with feeling misunderstood, and often battles heavy emotions beneath a seemingly functional exterior. This user openly talks about mental health and self-harm ideation, like when they say “thinking about cutting again but I know my ass gonna get caught cuz i’m an overachiever and have to cut through every layer of skin to feel satisfied. what a joke” and “what if i end it soon like 🤤🤤🤤 yum”, which parallels Lisa’s darker, often unseen emotional struggles. Their intense perfectionism and self-criticism around food and body image—such as “so good at this eating disorder thing that for the first time ever, i genuinely forgot to eat because i got used to fasting. yolo” and “I am the fattest person alive ever”—echo Lisa’s tendency to push herself to extremes and feel like she’s never enough. The yearning to feel lovable and accepted, seen in “I wish I was loved” and “if i get skinny by december i might actually feel loveable 🤔🤔🤔thinking rn”, is very Lisa-like in how she constantly questions her own worth. While Lisa expresses her pain more through activism and intellect than self-destruction, the underlying sensitivity, intensity of feelings, and sense of being out of place in her own life align strongly with this user.

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They lean Introvert (I) because their world is centered on internal feelings, mental health, and private struggles rather than social activity, e.g. “im considering deleting most apps off my phone. i dont really need them and no one needs to know about me n my life anyways 🧐” and “I wish I was loved”, which show withdrawal and a desire to retreat. Their thinking is more Intuitive (N) than concrete: they obsess over meanings of weight, love, and identity (e.g. “if i get skinny by december i might actually feel loveable 🤔🤔🤔thinking rn” and “i used to be bmi 16 and i think about this everyday it haunts me”), turning physical facts into symbolic, existential issues. They are clearly Feeling (F), making decisions and evaluations based on emotions and self-worth rather than logic, as seen in “when I step on the scale and see how much weight i’ve gained and I realise it’s in my best interest to have died yesterday” and “having a #man makes me ten times as insecure as i usually am. i genuinely feel disgusted walking around with him”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than structured: their behavior is impulsive, self-sabotaging, and driven by mood swings rather than stable plans, e.g. “4 day fast starts tmrw so excited to fuck my entire life up again #iloveselfsabotage” and “thinking about cutting again but I know my ass gonna get caught cuz i’m an overachiever”. While they sometimes set goals like “january 1st 2026 we gotta lock in I gotta get back to 50kg asap”, these are emotional desires rather than evidence of consistent structured follow-through. Overall, their introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and chaotic style best fits INFP.

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18 | navigating bipolar & ED recovery one day at a time | stoner with a soft spot for Chief Keef | once forgot to eat because I was too busy journaling– @777robinn

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This drink is strong and a little chaotic, just like going from “we are #back on the grind” to “i hate having bipolar disorder WHY have i been crying for 3 hours at work” in the same timeline. Smoky mezcal stands in for the stoner vibe and self-sabotage energy of “4 day fast starts tmrw so excited to fuck my entire life up again #iloveselfsabotage”. The cold brew hits like those late-night spirals of “religiously listening to chief keefs entire discography every night so i don’t kill myself”. Grapefruit juice is sharp and bitter, echoing body-image punches such as “I am the fattest person alive ever” and “whenever my boyfriend touches me I feel the need to skin myself alive or starve myself to death”. Honey syrup adds a thin layer of sweetness over all the hurt, like the small hopeful glimmers in “if i get skinny by december i might actually feel loveable”. Finally, a dash of absinthe is the dangerous, intrusive edge of “what if i end it soon like 🤤🤤🤤 yum” and “thinking about cutting again but I know my ass gonna get caught”, swirling in the glass but never fully taking over.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is intensely goal- and results-oriented in a way that aligns most with Slytherin ambition and self-destructive forms of self-preservation. They frame extreme restriction and fasting as a calculated ‘grind’ and self-improvement project, for example celebrating relapse as being “#back on the grind” in “we are #back on the grind” and planning a multi‑day fast with excitement in “4 day fast starts tmrw so excited to fuck my entire life up again #iloveselfsabotage”. There’s a strong fixation on hitting specific weight targets and timelines, like “january 1st 2026 we gotta lock in I gotta get back to 50kg asap” and “at this rate, you will be losing about 2kg weekly” being treated as a motivating promise in ““at this rate, you will be losing about 2kg weekly” mynetdiary do you promise ☹️”, which is classic Slytherin drive channeled into body goals. They are also highly resourceful in navigating and hiding their behaviors, like figuring out “how to skip meals for three days on a school trip this is ASS the teachers are onto me” and noting coworkers “clocking” them while still trying to maintain control in “i wonder if people can smell im disordered cuz im just now relapsing after a while and somehow my coworkers ive known for two weeks are clocking me…”. Even their dark humor around self-sabotage—such as “so good at this eating disorder thing that for the first time ever, i genuinely forgot to eat because i got used to fasting. yolo”—shows a kind of perverse pride in mastering their chosen path, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless commitment to their own trajectory more than the values of the other houses.

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A song that fits @777robinn best is Nobody by Mitski, which captures intense loneliness, self‑loathing, and the aching desire to be loved. They explicitly express feeling unloved and isolated, as in “I wish I was loved”, mirroring the song’s repeated cry of “nobody” and its desperate need for connection. Their body image distress and eating disorder struggles, like “I am the fattest person alive ever” and “if i get skinny by december i might actually feel loveable”, resonate with the song’s themes of feeling fundamentally unworthy of love. The recurring suicidal ideation in tweets such as “what if i end it soon like 🤤🤤🤤 yum” and “i think i should commit suicide tonight and i will lol” also echoes the song’s emotional emptiness and desperation. Even their struggles with mental health and bipolar disorder, shown in “i hate having bipolar disorder WHY have i been crying for 3 hours at work”, align with the song’s spiral of overwhelming feelings and the sense that no one can truly understand or fill that void.

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