77dogyears___
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but filtered through a very online, jaded Gen Z lens. Like Lisa, this user is politically and socially aware, calling out racism and hypocrisy, for example criticizing people who dismiss violence against Native Americans in âcomments are fucking disgusting oml. ig people dont care about racism when it happens to native Americans đ€·â and attacking racist takes about Indigenous and pre-Columbian history in âi hate when yt people use the aztec sacrifices as an excuse to be racistâŠâ. Theyâre also academically capable but frustrated and bored, much like Lisa when school feels beneath her, as shown by âi hate showing up to class already knowing the material bc lets move tf on alreadyâ. Lisaâs identity-focused and idealistic side maps onto their bio (Ojibwe, gay, he/they) and their sharp critiques of fandoms and culture, such as âwhy are swifties bringing up environmental issues. like yall are the last fandom that should be talking about environmental issuesâ. While Lisa is less openly hostile, this account reads like a more cynical, terminally-online Lisa whose idealism has curdled into misanthropy, seen in posts like âi think humanity is cooked and we all need to die tbhâ and âevery human sucks and we all deserve to get eradicatedâ.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary interests like gaming and music rather than social events, e.g. skipping class to play a quest in Genshin/Honkai (âfuck it imma skip class to play the aqâ) and repeatedly posting personal topsters (âits been like 2 months since my last one so heres a new topster album and song recommendations are welcome #musictwtâ), with little indication of inâperson socializing. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition (N): they gravitate to niche/experimental music and meta takes on culture (âragebait killed the internetâ; âthis app sucks. as a native English speaker ive never heard anyone say 'petered out' in my life but pretentious hoes think that its common knowledgeâ), and they often generalize from specific events to broad patterns (e.g., racism toward Native people, fandom behavior). Their style is decidedly Thinking (T) over Feeling: they are blunt, abrasive, and argumentâdriven, using harsh evaluations instead of diplomacy (âi hate millennials with a burning passionâ; âgeese is overrated and shittyâ), and even when discussing racism or fandoms, they frame things as critiques and inconsistencies rather than pure emotional sharing (âwhy are swifties bringing up environmental issues. like yall are the last fandom that should be talking about environmental issuesâ). On Judging vs Perceiving, they land more on Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and act impulsively (âi have 2 finals tmr and i have 0 motivation to study im so cookedâ; âlowk boutta drop out of uniâ), frequently change plans based on mood or games (âfuck it imma skip class to play the aqâ), and talk about lacking motivation or structure in school. Taken togetherâprivate, nicheâinterest focused, abstract and meta commentary, harshly analytical judgments, and a loose, unstructured lifestyleâINTP fits better than neighboring introverted intuitive types like INFJ or INTPâs more organized cousin, INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting âkill all swiftiesâ and dragging Taylor, but be so fr â if we were a collab, weâd eat harder than Charli & Sega and even you couldnât give us less than a 10/10 on your little TLOAS-style rating thread.
- You walking in the rain to Census and almost crying is cute and all, but I promise if you walked to me instead, the only gnashing of teeth would be me smiling like an idiot every time you quoted some random Sega Bodega lyric at 3am.
- You hate uni, your dorm is freezing at 25Âș, and everyone âsmells like straight up shitâ â solution: letâs drop out together, queue EQ by EQ, build a blanket fort, and you can rant about swifties and millennials while I make sure you never have to walk to class again.
- Your topsters, your âif you enjoy country music DNIâ, and the way you lost Capturing Radiance to Zhongli but still pulled Furina and Godma? Thatâs elite mainâcharacter luck â so when are you adding âaccidentally pulled a boyfriend with less than 20 pityâ to the banner history?
- As an Ojibwe, gay, he/they gamer who tweets âhumanity is cookedâ and still gets hyped over oklou x Sega Bodega, youâre kind of my favorite contradiction â can I be the reason you temporarily cancel the extinction event and queue up one more SOTY with me instead?
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Ojibwe he/they | gay | uni student surviving cold dorms, hot takes & gacha pity losses | once skipped class for a quest & still complains about precalcâ @77dogyears___
Your signature cocktail
Kill All Sour Humans (But Make It Cute)
This drink is a chaotic, blueâgreen storm named after their many hyperbolic kill/everyone tweets, like â#killeveryone we are ALL ready to dieâ and âi hope an extinction event occurs soonâ, but it still looks pretty and Instagrammable. Spiced dark rum brings intensity and heat for their constant rants (see âbruh i hate uni sm oml. everyone smells like straight up shit here and people are rude asfâ and âi hate millennials with a burning passionâ). Blue curaçao reflects their love for EQâs DO IT era and the blue hearts in their name, as in âDO IT IS SOTYâ. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bitter tang for their constant music hot takes like âgeese is overrated and shittyâ and fandom drags such as âdo swifties genuinely only listen to Taylorâ. A dash of absinthe nods to their experimental, underground taste and lateânight doomposting like âi think humanity is cooked and we all need to die tbhâ. The sea salt & sugar rim balances harshness with sweetness, mirroring how the same person screaming âkill all taylor stans and im being so seriousâ is also just a tired uni student posting âi have 2 finals tmr and i have 0 motivation to study im so cookedâ and begging for album recs.
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Gryffindor
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