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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially in her darker, more emotionally overwhelmed episodes. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, sensitive, and struggles with feeling misunderstood and guilty, seen in posts like “god is disgusted with me & is punishing me for all my wrongdoings i should die” and “I hate that I continue to try”. Lisa often wrestles with anxiety, alienation, and big existential questions, which parallels tweets such as “my memory is slowly deteriorating & one day I’m going to forget myself as a person entirely” and “find god i tried & i went into religious psychosis”. At the same time, Lisa has intense, sometimes all-consuming attachments to the people she loves, similar to how this user constantly centers their girlfriend in tweets like “all day I was thinking of my gf oh my god she’s so pretty she’s really MY girlfriend WOW”. Both combine high emotional intensity, self-criticism, and idealism in relationships, making Lisa the closest fit among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert because most content centers on their inner world, mental health, and a very small relational circle (esp. their girlfriend), rather than broad socializing; e.g., “I’m gonna go shower & sit there with a really bad feeling in my stomach & cry” and “all day I was thinking of my gf oh my god she’s so pretty she’s really MY girlfriend WOW” show intense inward focus and emotional rumination. Their strong focus on body sensations, self-harm, food, meds, and concrete physical experiences suggests Sensing over Intuition, as seen in tweets like “sweatpants sticking to cuts OW”, “I’ve purged so much that my throat is so sensitive”, and “my muscles are getting weak I don’t care I just wanna be skinny”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they prioritize emotions, relationships, and hurt feelings over logic, e.g., “I only want my gf. If ur not my gf, I don’t fucking want you.”, “me & piss are still together btw. stop hitting her up.”, and their anger at others’ behavior like “people just be watering down the actual meaning of SA”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous, reactive, and present-focused rather than structured; they often act on impulse (e.g., self-harm “sesh,” forgetting meds, binge/purge, late realizations) and express resignation instead of planning, as in “I’m gonna have to got sesh tomorrow because my mom said she was gonna check up on me through the night” and “I ate 300 calories I need self control I hate myself”, which fits Perceiving more than Judging. The blend of intense personal feelings, sensory focus on the body and environment, artistic/romantic expression toward their girlfriend (“I drew gf cause I miss her”), and a reactive, unstructured daily life most closely aligns with ISFP—the inward, emotionally driven, and experience-focused type.

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cam · 14 · she/they | powered by iced coffee & late‑night calls with my gf | once ordered a venti by accident and turned it into a core memory– @7deadlysuicides

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The white rum with cold brew hits hard but jittery, like staying up all night tweeting about meds, paranoia, and psychosis while still joking around, echoing lines like “forgot to take my meds & I’m getting so paranoid & my words are coming out unorganized” and “my hallucinations provides me a distraction from the real world”. Lychee liqueur is sweet, clingy, and a little obsessive, mirroring how wrapped up they are in their girlfriend in posts like “all day I was thinking of my gf oh my god she’s so pretty she’s really MY girlfriend WOW” and “I only want my gf. If ur not my gf, I don’t fucking want you.”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, sour bite beneath the sweetness, reflecting self-hate and body-image angst from tweets like “my muscles are getting weak I don’t care I just wanna be skinny” and “I ate 300 calories I need self control I hate myself”. A few drops of saline solution stand in for tears, sweat, and the salt of blood and scars—an homage to the rawness of “my cuts got stuck to my jeans & I stood up OUCH” and “sweatpants sticking to cuts OW”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is the pretty, sparkly armor they put on for shtwt/edtwt clout—shiny mutual-hunt promos like “♡/↻ to be moots”—while underneath it all they’re still tweeting things like “can I just die like right now” and “god is disgusted with me & is punishing me for all my wrongdoings i should die”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Slytherin-style intensity and protectiveness, especially around their girlfriend and close circle. For example, they set hard boundaries and warn others with lines like “no dni I block freely”, and when someone seems to like their girlfriend they react with “when oomf lowkey likes ur girlfriend 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 fuck you”, which reflects possessiveness and a sharp, confrontational edge. They also show willingness to be harsh or mean as an identity, like “bro me & piss are the meanest people ever we gotta shut up” and joking that a friend tells them to “go deeper & says that I should DIE & video it”, suggesting a comfort with dark, edgy dynamics and testing limits. At the same time, they are intensely devoted and focused on their relationship, repeatedly affirming it with tweets like “me & piss are still together btw. stop hitting her up.” and “we are dating😊😊😊😊😊😊”, which fits Slytherin’s fierce loyalty to ‘their people.’ Their frequent self-preserving blocks, explicitly stated in multiple promo tweets such as “I block freely”, and their desire for a tight, curated community over universal niceness, further align them with Slytherin rather than the more universally open Hufflepuff.

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A well‑suited song for Cam is "Nobody" by Mitski, which captures intense loneliness, self-hatred, and dependency in relationships. They openly reference Mitski and suicidal ideation in “mitski’s new single #killingmyself”, showing they already connect with her music’s themes. The song’s fixation on needing one person mirrors Cam’s emotional dependence on their girlfriend expressed in “I am so dependent on you” and “I only want my gf. If ur not my gf, I don’t fucking want you.”. Lyrics about feeling unloved and empty resonate with their self-destructive patterns and body hatred, like “my muscles are getting weak I don’t care I just wanna be skinny” and “god is disgusted with me & is punishing me for all my wrongdoings i should die”. At the same time, their repeated declarations of love and obsession with their girlfriend, such as “all day I was thinking of my gf oh my god she’s so pretty she’s really MY girlfriend WOW”, mirror the desperate yearning for connection at the core of "Nobody".

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