Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Eclectic Taste: Appreciates a diverse range of music, from “tim hecker” to “screamo” and “jason molina”.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Expresses a genuine desire to expand their knowledge by “learning music theory” and researching “wikipedia articles”.
- Multilingual Fluency: Seamlessly communicates and consumes media in “pt/eng/ro” as noted in their bio and frequent Portuguese tweets.
- Self-Reflective: Capable of recognizing personal growth, such as noting “wholesome feelings” when seeing younger users act like their past self.
- Critical Thinker: Analyzes media representation, specifically regarding “queer characters in mainstream media” in Stranger Things.
Weaknesses:
- Short Temper: Prone to aggressive outbursts over minor inconveniences like “auto-translating tweets” or “cutting nails”.
- Elitist Attitude: Mocks others' interests, such as “disguising the sight of a flower” or calling “irls music taste pointless”.
- Digital Dependency: Admits to excessive screen time, specifically “using twitter on phone and pc at the same time”.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Uses extreme language for small frustrations, like saying “death to all” who give nicknames to AI.
- Grammar Pedantry: Displays condescension toward others for “not knowing how to put a comma before 'but'”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Ely matches Lisa Simpson through their shared identity as a passionate, slightly cynical music intellectual who often feels alienated by the "normal" world. Like Lisa and her saxophone, Ely is deeply embedded in niche music culture, expressing a desire to “really wanna learn music theory” while curating complex Topsters. They both possess a sharp, progressive moral compass, seen when Ely critiques the lack of “queer characters in mainstream media” or calls out users who prioritize “moral superiority” over art. Despite their intelligence, Ely shares Lisa's occasional teenage angst, admitting, “i am looking forward to spotify's downfall” when the technology fails to meet their high standards.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Ely exhibits strong Introversion (I) and Feeling (F) traits, often reflecting on internal emotional states and a rich personal inner life, such as “acabei de perder minha virgindade de choro de quase cinco anos pqp” or expressing deep affection for niche media like “emily fitch you mean everything to me”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on the abstract qualities of music and art, dismissive of those who lack depth or follow mainstream patterns, which is seen when they critique “people on tiktok when they have to use their brains”. As a Perceiver (P), their timeline reflects a spontaneous and somewhat chaotic approach to life and media consumption, openly admitting to being “halfway through this and im so lost” while jumping between various hobbies. Overall, their tweets demonstrate an idealistic yet cynical worldview centered on authentic self-expression and a rejection of societal norms, exemplified by their disdain for cars as tools of the “oppressor”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 7x7 topster? Because I could look at you all day and I promise I won't question your color palette.
- I promise I’m not just hunting for a reason to like you, but seeing you is more of a 'life-changer' than finding a local file on Spotify.
- Are you an imaginal disk? Because you've been on my mind so much I'm starting to think people will mistake me for an AI.
- I’d walk to see you in the pouring rain just so you’d know my soul is 'pure and beautiful'—no oppressor car behavior here.
- If we were in a family guy cutaway, I’d be the one disguised as the NYT Strands guy just to spend 15.01.26 with you.
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Passionate about music theory and archival media. Once spent an entire era of my life memorizing Daily Dose of Internet videos. PT/ENG/RO. – @7eeely
Your signature cocktail
The Imaginal Local Library
This drink is a sharp, experimental mix reflecting Ely’s bilingual identity and their intense relationship with music history. The Cachaça honors their Portuguese roots, while the bitter espresso mirrors their frustration with modern tech, like when they asked, “why the FUCK is spotify not showing the album i just downloaded on my local library”. The shimmering dust represents their obsession with “imaginal disk” and high-concept albums, balanced by a crushed petal because they find certain aesthetics repulsive, noting an “ugly ass flower the sight of it actually disgusts me”. It’s a carbonated, high-energy beverage for someone who loves to “consumir midias” while avoiding the “opressores nazistas” in cars.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
ely exhibits a strong sense of resourcefulness and elitism through their refined niche interests, often displaying a judgmental wit toward those who don't meet their standards. They prioritize self-preservation and personal taste, as seen when they admit, “i forget how bad my irls music taste is and how pointless it is to try and change it”. Their ambition for a perfectly curated aesthetic is clear when they criticize others for lacking authenticity, stating, “if your topster has a specific color palette i dont believe you”. This combination of social hierarchy within digital subcultures and a sharp, unapologetic honesty defines the Slytherin archetype.
Your movie
Your song
Bodys - Car Seat Headrest
The song's themes of youthful self-consciousness and hyper-awareness of one's own body mirror 7eeely's frequent commentary on physical existence, such as when they “odeio quando uma parte do meu corpo decide ficar muito sensivel”. As an avid fan of the band, 7eeely admits to having “maximum two albums per artist except car seat headrest cause i like them that much” on their topster. The track Bodys specifically captures the nervous energy of their tweets, ranging from social anxiety to the relatable awkwardness of “how it feels putting on deodorant on recently shaven armpits”. Furthermore, the artist's discography is a pillar of their identity, evidenced by their admission that “12 13 year old me listened to twin fantasy so much that i kinda got bored of it”. This song perfectly encapsulates the blend of indie-rock obsession, self-deprecating humor, and physical discomfort that defines their online persona.
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