Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically_engaged: Regularly analyzes Syrian politics, power dynamics, and policy (e.g., federalism, Suwayda, SDF, HTS, UN2254) in tweets like “Ahmed al Sharaa should relinquish the presidency, and UN2254 must take place.” and “I completely support a federal Syria, btw…”.
- Principled_secularism: Critiques sectarianism and exclusionary Islamist politics while defending minorities and secular identity, as in “If you’re the ‘I have more in common with a non Syrian Muslim than a Syrian kafir’ type…” and “The problem with being an Arab secularist is that the majority of Arab ‘seculars’ are only secular because they're a minority.”.
- Self_reflective: Shows awareness of their own mindset and emotional state, like acknowledging negativity in “I think I need to be a little less negative” and admitting denial in “Tbh it all went to shit in March. I just didn't want to believe it.”.
- Determined_learner: Displays willingness to restart and pursue goals despite setbacks, as in “i'm literally going back to uni at 27. you'll be fine” and “I'm going back to Syria to study. I'm taking control of my life now… I applied for dentistry…”.
- Humorous_candor: Uses humor and bluntness to make points and cope with frustration, from light jokes like “Are puffer jackets actually warm, or do they look like shit for no good reason?” to pop-culture quips like “The worst part about being a One Piece fan is that a good 40% of One Piece fans are very fucking stupid.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh_language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward groups and individuals, such as “I look down on you as a human being if you watch Asmongold”, “كُــsـم كل الجحاش اللي بالتعليقات”, and “I want North African ex Muslims to shut the fuck up about Syria.”.
- Dehumanizing_rhetoric: Uses absolute moral condemnation and denial of civilian status in ways that erase nuance, like “All Zionists are evil.” and “I don't believe in the concept of an 'Israeli civilian'”.
- Intense_pessimism: Displays strong despair about Syria and its people, for example “سوريا في المستقبل ستتلقب ببلد الثلاثين مليون جحش انشالله.” and “عطوني جنسية ثانية وما بدوس هالبلد يوم بحياتي. خليكم تذبحو بعض…”.
- Escalatory_tone: Framing opponents in absolutist or punitive terms risks fueling conflict, as in “The SDF brought this on themselves. They take 100% responsibility for everything.” and “Detribalization in the Syrian south is a hundred years overdue.”.
- Public_overexposure: Shares significant emotional distress and real-time fears in a very public way, like “My hands are sweating, and I'm literally pacing around the house, unable to think about anything other than what is happening” and “I'm just sitting here with my blood pressure through the roof, constantly refreshing Twitter…”, which can invite unkind responses and worsen stress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: politically intense, morally absolutist, smart, and often furious that others don’t live up to their principles. Like Lisa’s relentless activism, they dive deep into politics and justice, from Syria to Palestine, saying things like “All Zionists are evil. There is no sad backstory… that will justify your Zionism.” and “I completely support a federal Syria… the parties asking for it are expecting each governorate to be its own state, which is insane for a country as small as Syria.”. They also share Lisa’s frustration at hypocrisy and war crimes, writing “A reality some Syrians are gonna have to accept is that some war criminals are just never gonna get punished… Creating new war criminals to catch some old ones is counterproductive.”. At the same time, they combine serious moral concern with nerdy/online pop‑culture takes, like “The worst part about being a One Piece fan is that a good 40% of One Piece fans are very fucking stupid.” and “The Bourne movies are a series of movies where Jason Bourne almost saves someone's life but fails at the last second every single time.”. Even their self-awareness—“I think I need to be a little less negative”—echoes Lisa’s moments of realizing how her intensity affects her life, while still refusing to back down from what they believe is right.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on analysis and commentary rather than socializing, and they openly prefer solitary, inward-focused pursuits like going back to university and quietly reshaping their life, e.g. “I'm going back to Syria to study. I'm taking control of my life now, no more waiting for a miracle to happen.” with no sign of craving social attention. They are clearly Intuitive: they frequently generalize from events to systems and long‑term outcomes, such as “The best way to combat separatism is to eliminate the oppressive conditions in your country that drive groups to believe separatism is their only escape. You can't force patriotism onto people, you have to give them reasons to be patriotic.” and “A reality some Syrians are gonna have to accept is that some war criminals are just never gonna get punished… Creating new war criminals to catch some old ones is counterproductive.”. Their tone and reasoning style show strong Thinking over Feeling: they prioritize consistency and systemic logic even on emotionally charged issues, e.g. “I completely support a federal Syria, btw, it's just that the parties asking for it are expecting each governorate to be its own state, which is insane for a country as small as Syria.” and the ruthless, principle-driven line “I think billionaires should be taxed out of existence, even if it doesn't ultimately help with anything.”. Finally, they read as Judging: they express firm evaluations and clear prescriptions—calling out leadership failures, demanding UN2254, and emphasizing responsibility, e.g. “Ahmed al Sharaa should relinquish the presidency, and UN2254 must take place.” and “All you had to do was not kill people, how hard can that be?”—and they speak in decisive, structured terms rather than open‑ended speculation. Taken together, the inward focus, system-level thinking, logical bluntness, and judgmental clarity align best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you can’t whistle because of your teeth alignment, but as a future dentist and current Syrian politics enjoyer, you’re basically perfectly built to fix both smiles and failed revolutions. Can I book an appointment for both?
- You’re out here defending Druze rights, dragging the SDF, and still finding time to argue about Scooby-Doo and Savage Beastfly boss fights—clearly you can multitask. Want to add ‘going on a date with me’ to your list of endgame achievements?
- You went back to uni at 27 for dentistry and moved back to Syria instead of waiting for a miracle. That kind of decisiveness is ridiculously attractive—if you ever decide you deserve something soft and simple, I volunteer as your low-maintenance crush.
- You don’t believe in the concept of an Israeli civilian, but I’m hoping you might make an exception and believe in the concept of a Syrian civilian absolutely simping for you while ranting about UN veto power over coffee.
- You hate Linux, think cantaloupes are nasty, and want billionaires taxed out of existence—statistically speaking, that makes us 95% compatible. The other 5% we can argue about over puffer jackets and One Piece theories.
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Syrian ex-Muslim, dentistry student & politics addict. Once got stuck at a border because our driver used cardboard as a license plate.– @7marmisin
Your signature cocktail
The Jazira Whistleblower
This drink starts with arak, a bold Levantine spirit, for a proudly Syrian core that still swears at the whole region when it deserves it, as in “عطوني جنسية ثانية وما بدوس هالبلد يوم بحياتي. خليكم تذبحو بعض لبين ما توصلوا هالبلد للهاوية يا بجم”. Grapefruit juice brings a sour, slightly bitter edge, reflecting their relentless, often pessimistic political commentary like “This might be the worst week for Syria in a long, long time.”. A spoon of pomegranate molasses adds deep sweetness and tang, nodding to the principled, emotional side that still believes in federalism and coexistence, as in “The best way to combat separatism is to eliminate the oppressive conditions in your country…”. A dash of smoked salt evokes gunpowder, exhaustion, and the ever-present conflict, like “I've been in southern Syria for nearly half a month now, and let me tell you, almost every single house here has at least one AK hidden somewhere.”. Finally, a sparkling water top lightens everything, capturing their sarcastic, shitposting side about tech, media, and life, such as “If you have ChatGPT downloaded on your phone, I am better than you.” and the self-deprecating “I'm pretty sure it's the way my teeth are aligned that makes me completely unable to whistle.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Nelo is intensely outspoken and confrontational about politics and justice, which fits Gryffindor’s bravery and willingness to pick fights more than Ravenclaw detachment or Slytherin self‑preservation. They repeatedly take uncompromising moral stances even when they’re clearly unpopular, e.g. calling out Zionists with, "All Zionists are evil. There is no sad backstory about what the Muslims or the Arabs did to you that will justify your Zionism. You are evil!!" and rejecting the idea of an "Israeli civilian" in, "I don't believe in the concept of an 'Israeli civilian'". Their timeline is full of hot-blooded, sometimes rash moral judgments, such as demanding their own president step down despite the chaos it implies: "Ahmed al Sharaa should relinquish the presidency, and UN2254 must take place.". They also display personal courage and impulsiveness in life decisions, like deciding to return to Syria to study dentistry—hardly a safe or easy context—stating, "I'm going back to Syria to study. I'm taking control of my life now, no more waiting for a miracle to happen.". While there’s some analytical thought (federalism, demographics), the dominant traits are fiery conviction, readiness to confront enemies, and a willingness to endure personal risk for what they believe, all of which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
A fitting song for Nelo is “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” because their timeline blends disillusionment, fatigue, and a stubborn sense of responsibility. They constantly wrestle with political disappointment and betrayal, from saying “This might be the worst week for Syria in a long, long time.” to admitting “Tbh it all went to shit in March. I just didn't want to believe it.” The song’s theme of walking alone with heavy thoughts mirrors their solitary, doomscrolling anxiety in posts like “I'm just sitting here with my blood pressure through the roof, constantly refreshing Twitter, hoping for one post that gives me a glimmer of hope.” At the same time, Nelo retains a sharp, combative moral compass, seen when they say “All you had to do was not kill people, how hard can that be?” and “The SDF brought this on themselves. They take 100% responsibility for everything.” Much like the song’s narrator, they move through anger, cynicism, and exhaustion but still care deeply about justice and the future, even as they feel increasingly alone in that fight.
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