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Lisa Simpson is the closest match because she’s highly self-aware, sensitive, and often overwhelmed by her own thoughts and expectations of herself, much like this user’s intense internal focus and self-criticism. The user shows a strong preoccupation with goals and metrics around their body, such as “unpinning at bmi 18.5” and referencing their BMI in their bio, similar to how Lisa fixates on her performance and worth. Emotional volatility and despair also stand out in posts like “why am i a pathetic bum i have tried to kill myself so many times and not once has it worked” and “i need to lose at least 14 pounds or i WILL kill myself”, echoing Lisa’s history with depression and self-esteem issues. The push-pull with family—“i love both of my parents but i don't like either of them” and “i just want my mommy dude i hate my life”—also mirrors Lisa’s complicated but deep emotional ties to her parents. Even in their fandoms and distractions, like “i am SO excited for the next season of bleach bro”, there’s the same sense of using media and interests as an outlet for big, difficult feelings, which Lisa frequently does with books, music, and causes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are highly personal, inward-focused, and not about social events, e.g. “i just want my mommy dude i hate my life” and “i love both of my parents but i don't like either of them”, indicating a preoccupation with their inner emotional world rather than external social stimulation. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, because even when discussing concrete things like weight, they frame it in terms of meaning, identity, and future ideals, such as “i'm going to florida in may so i am locking the FUCK in” and idolizing thinness as an abstract, almost symbolic goal in “natalia dyer is the most triggering thinspo ever”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): posts revolve around raw emotion, self-worth, and relationships—“why am i a pathetic bum i have tried to kill myself so many times and not once has it worked” and “holy SHIT i just binged so bad.. tomorrows a new day, right? hahahaha”—rather than detached logic or analytical reasoning. The Perceiving (P) preference shows in their fluctuating, impulse-driven behavior and difficulty with rigid structure: they oscillate between intense resolutions and loss of control, like “i need to lose at least 14 pounds or i WILL kill myself” contrasted with the later binge admission “holy SHIT i just binged so bad.. tomorrows a new day, right? hahahaha”, and their ‘accountability’ post “꒰ febuary accountability ꒱” reads more like an aspirational structure than a natural comfort with planning. Overall, the intense emotional depth, self-focused introspection, idealization of a future self, and struggle to follow consistent plans fit INFP more closely than other types.

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Balancing mental health, school, and way too many snacks. Once set off a smoke alarm making toast. Here for progress, honesty, and anime talk.– @7Okilos

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The high-proof vodka channels their intense, all‑or‑nothing mindset and chaotic energy, like when they say “i'm going to florida in may so i am locking the FUCK in”. Bitter grapefruit juice captures the sharp self‑loathing and dark humor in tweets like “why am i a pathetic bum i have tried to kill myself so many times and not once has it worked” and “this food noise is killing me”. A touch of honey syrup represents the soft, vulnerable side that peeks through in “i just want my mommy dude i hate my life” and their excitement in “i am SO excited for the next season of bleach bro”. The splash of sparkling water is their hyper, slightly manic fizz, like shouting “AHH I'M BACK IN THE ONE FOURTYS IT'S BEEN LIKE FOUR MONTHS”. Finally, the black salted rim nods to the dark, thinspo‑laced edge of tweets such as “natalia dyer is the most triggering thinspo ever” and “i need to lose at least 14 pounds or i WILL kill myself”, giving the drink a dramatic, slightly dangerous finish.

Your Hogwarts House
The core of @7Okilos’s personality on display is intense ambition and a willingness to push themself harshly toward a goal, which aligns strongly with Slytherin. They frame their upcoming Florida trip as a mission that demands extreme discipline, saying “i'm going to florida in may so i am locking the FUCK in”, showing a driven, goal-locked mindset rather than a casual or exploratory one. Their fixation on a specific numerical outcome and using it as a hard benchmark is very Slytherin: “unpinning at bmi 18.5” and “i need to lose at least 14 pounds or i WILL kill myself” both reveal ruthlessly high standards and all-or-nothing thinking in pursuit of a desired self-image. Even their celebration of progress carries a competitive, results-focused tone: “AHH I'M BACK IN THE ONE FOURTYS IT'S BEEN LIKE FOUR MONTHS” reads less like simple self-acceptance and more like hitting a strategic milestone. While there are hints of emotional vulnerability, their defining traits in these tweets are ambition, extremity in pursuit of a goal, and a willingness to endure a lot for perceived success—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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A well-suited song for them is Bury a friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of self-destructive thoughts, exhaustion, and dark humor that echoes their tweets. Their recurring suicidal ideation, like “why am i a pathetic bum i have tried to kill myself so many times and not once has it worked” and “i need to lose at least 14 pounds or i WILL kill myself”, mirrors the song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind. The track’s eerie, intrusive-thought energy fits with posts about disordered eating and body fixation, such as “unpinning at bmi 18.5” and “this food noise is killing me”. At the same time, their casual, internet-native tone and obsession with appearance, like “natalia dyer is the most triggering thinspo ever”, align with the song’s blend of vulnerability and stylized darkness. Overall, the song’s inner-monologue feel and fixation on self-destruction match their online persona and emotional state.

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