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Comic Book Guy is known for his cynical, critical attitude and his love of pop‑culture references, which mirrors the user's bio of 'professional hater' and the many tweets that mock or obsess over celebrities and trends. For example, the user writes 'FEMCELL ISNT FEMALE CELL?!??!?!?!?!!?!??' and 'the earth cant be flat cus one time i dug a hole', showing the same kind of snarky, fact‑checking sarcasm Comic Book Guy often displays. The user's self‑deprecating and nihilistic statements like 'the further you let them into your life, the more they have to hurt you with… trust no one' and 'piss on the world' echo Comic Book Guy's bleak view of the world. At the same time, the occasional bragging ('idc if im taller or older than you im literally cuter than you') fits his habit of boasting about his own knowledge while tearing down others. Overall, the mix of pop‑culture obsession, constant criticism, and a gloomy, hateful outlook aligns best with Comic Book Guy.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, focusing on internal feelings and rarely engaging in dialogue, as seen in the self‑reflective tweet "what am i doing wrong i dont want to make it about me … why does everyone hate me". They show a preference for intuition, often discussing abstract or speculative ideas, e.g., "do y’all think in roman’s revenge, slim shady was actually allowed to say the f slur because roman gave it to him?" and the whimsical "the earth cant be flat cus one time i dug a hole". Their decision‑making is driven by feeling, evident in emotional statements like "piss on the world 💜" and "what am i doing wrong … why does everyone hate me". Finally, they display a perceiving, spontaneous style, posting random, impulsive thoughts and memes without clear structure, such as "Exercise? I thought you said extra thighs 🤤🤤" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BADDEST BITCH 😍…". This combination points to an INFP personality.

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Meme curator, music lover, occasional existential musings. Fun fact: once dug a hole to test the flat-Earth theory. 🎧✨– @8888379_

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The dark, brooding base of black vodka mirrors the “professional hater” vibe and the tweet "piss on the world 💜", giving the drink a rebellious, almost nihilistic edge. Campari adds a bitter bite that reflects the bitter self‑questioning in "what am i doing wrong i dont want to make it about me but at the same time its always about me why do i feel so empty why does everyone hate me why cant i be normal when is it time to quit why the fuck do i try", while the fresh lime juice cuts through with a sour punch, echoing that feeling of emptiness. A splash of simple syrup softens the bitterness just enough to keep the chaos palatable, much like the occasional "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BADDEST BITCH 😍😍😍" moments of unexpected affection. Finally, a dash of hot sauce injects fiery heat, symbolizing the flare of anger and intensity in the tweet "the earth cant be flat cus one time i dug a hole", creating a cocktail as conflicted, bold, and unapologetically dark as the user’s timeline.

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Their bio "professional hater" and a stream of provocative posts show a self‑preserving, cunning attitude typical of Slytherins. In the tweet "the further you let them into your life, the more they have to hurt you with. you're the only one on your team, trust no one." they stress self‑reliance and distrust, hallmarks of Slytherin self‑interest. The celebratory shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BADDEST BITCH 😍... HES SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HIM 😍" reveals a fascination with power and an embrace of a “bad” persona. Their frustration with difficulty in "i love this song sm but WHY is it level28 this shit was like ten times easier than Rin chan 😭" shows a desire to be superior and ambitious. Provocative lines like "piss on the world 💜" and "not to be that guy, but notice how married women don't get mad when you dead name them🧐🥴💀" illustrate a willingness to challenge norms for personal advantage, another Slytherin trait.

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The recurring themes of emptiness, self‑destruction and feeling broken in @8888379_'s tweets mirror the bleak introspection of the song “Hurt.” One tweet reads, 'what am i doing wrong i dont want to make it about me but at the same time its always about me why do i feel so empty why does everyone hate me why cant i be normal when is it time to quit why the fuck do i try,' which captures the same sense of hopelessness expressed in the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' Another tweet declares, 'piss on the world 💜,' echoing the song’s raw, nihilistic tone. The user also writes, 'somehow fucked up my entire timeline in one hour trying to fix it i want it back so bad kms omds,' reflecting the desperate regret and self‑inflicted pain that 'Hurt' conveys. Overall, the combination of self‑critical, anguished language and the desire to end the pain aligns closely with the song’s haunting chorus and its themes of regret, self‑harm, and longing for redemption.

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